How do you dance?

Mickjg · 11-06-2011 02:25AM

I do the whiteman overbite.

K-9 · 11-06-2011 02:28AM

After 10 pints of lager, very well.

It's difficult though. The slow set used to be considered awkward.

im invisible · 11-06-2011 02:32AM

bnt wrote: »

which looks like little more than some primitive tribal ritual. :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_NyVr-hJY

ColeTrain · 11-06-2011 02:32AM

Like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHsOGnDa28

K-9 · 11-06-2011 02:39AM

THe ultimate slow dance song:

dfx- · 11-06-2011 02:56AM

The same way David Mitchell does here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCx4KNAGPec

El Horseboxo · 11-06-2011 03:03AM

Have very rarely seen any white Irish person dance on beat. The whole white people ain't got no rhythm is pretty much true for the most part. Dancing too tight and rigid. All bout relaxing the hips and shoulders. Love a girl that can dance but where I was tonight was full of pathetic dancers.

Temptamperu · 11-06-2011 03:06AM

I really cant dance, so i sit and mind the handbags :P

jd007 · 11-06-2011 03:10AM

With lots of alcohol... even though I don't know if you could call it dancing :pac:

Laisurg · 11-06-2011 03:21AM

ColeTrain wrote: »

Like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHsOGnDa28

He's got the moves :L i must say though, there is something to be said for drugs and improved dancing ability :pac:

Tubsandtiles · 11-06-2011 03:28AM

I recall new years eve two years ago headbanging to Kings of Leon continously

Kojak · 11-06-2011 03:31AM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Riverdancing in nightclubs seems to be dying out too, sadly....

I tried that once and got kicked in the face by a Jean Butler lookalike....

OPENROAD · 11-06-2011 03:32AM

K-9 wrote: »

THe ultimate slow dance song:

ah the days when clubs did slow sets

OutlawPete · 11-06-2011 03:38AM

I do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV1RZyCWQSU

K-9 · 11-06-2011 03:39AM

OPENROAD wrote: »

ah the days when clubs did slow sets

It still took 10 pints to pluck up the nerve!

OutlawPete · 11-06-2011 03:42AM

OPENROAD wrote: »

ah the days when clubs did slow sets

Club Nassau ("Home of the Slow Set") in Dublin still does them:

http://www.clubnassau.com/

OPENROAD · 11-06-2011 03:45AM

K-9 wrote: »

It still took 10 pints to pluck up the nerve!

lol, well by the time the slow set had started thankfully we had been drinking for a good bit beforehand, had a really good strike rate, happy days imo

OPENROAD · 11-06-2011 03:46AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Club Nassau ("Home of the Slow Set") in Dublin still does them:

http://www.clubnassau.com/

Used to go there, was called something different though, mid 90's

RayM · 11-06-2011 03:50AM

dfx- wrote: »

The same way David Mitchell does here...

Another alumni of the David Mitchell School of Dance here. No amount of coercion (or drink) will ever get me anywhere near a dance floor. I hate it. Some people (dance fascists) have a huge problem with that. Weddings are the worst occasions for this kind of crap. So much so that I've promised myself never to attend another one as long as I live. These fuckers don't seem to realise that, if you have to physically force someone to do something, then that's probably a very good sign that they might not be all that keen on doing it. If I want to sit alone at a table, drinking morosely, minding people's jackets and pretending to send text messages while every cunt and his mother is bumping into elderly relatives to the tune of Rhinestone Fucking Cowboy, then that's exactly what I'll do.