How do you dance?

7sr2z3fely84g5

So you're in a nightclub well pissed and decide to go on dance floor,do you have a style,can you breakdance or just throw wobblys and hope for the best?..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBMom-IHwuU

KeithM89_old

Moonwalk ftw.

Crow92

Drunk and scarily white

deathrider

I headbang, regardless of the style of music playing.

Cupcake_Crisis

Like a whore.

Saila

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiJBjv911VM

MadsL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69MpLiYhsXw

Saila

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Like a whore.

with a pole between yore legs?

WoollyRedHat

I was dancin' when I was 12

im invisible

I dance like im covered in UV paint, waving glowsticks around the place like a mad thing on yokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2wmDHj3q_E

Thatnastyboy

I turbo-feed them hungry chickens!

Cupcake_Crisis

Saila wrote: »

with a pole between yore legs

There's a joke in there somewhere....Im just too lazy to find it

Sabre0001

Badly...

bonerm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI7yrWljrY4

DanTheMan91

Fist Pumpin!!!

Cupcake_Crisis

DanTheMan91 wrote: »

Fist Pumpin!!!

Oh Jesus..

Duff

I moonwalk into the robot then shift all round me.

KeithM89_old

Riverdancing in nightclubs seems to be dying out too, sadly....

sheesh

Arm dancing FTW!!!

making squares, stocking the shelves, digging the hole, milking the cow (!)


I do them all after four pints.

on special occasions I also play a mean air guitar

Matthew23

with all the hottest girls around me i geuss.

Princess Peach

Love a bitta hip rolls myself!

Have some routines for a few songs too Curse you alcohol.

But just got really excited for Saturday night

7sr2z3fely84g5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII

IsMiseLisa

I can't dance for the life of me, but hell, when I get drunk, there's no stopping me. I'm really introverted when I dance though. I close my eyes, and kinda chill in my own little bubble with the music - even if it's **** music.

It's always an awful surprise when some lad lays the gob or tries for a feel. I get very involved in my own crappy dancing.

.same.

"Dancing is how I say the things I wanna say" - Honey 2

When i'm pissed outta my head.

IsMiseLisa

.same. wrote: »

"Dancing is how I say the things I wanna say" - Honey 2

When i'm pissed outta my head.

"Dancing is how I make a tit of myself."

Regardless of whether or not I'm pissed outta my head.

flutterflye

I only have two forms of dancing.
Both when drunk.

1) Acting out the song with gesticulations (tipsy)
2) Like a $lutbag (fairly drunk)

Not something I'm proud of. Just keeps happening.

Karona

My mother dances like a chicken
My dad dances like a telletubby
My sister dances like she is going skiing
and my brother does the jerry springer arms thing.

I am a mixture of all if that ^^:D

Btwndeyes

Due to excess amounts of red bull as a mixer i dance like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taFqpUZKb5U

I am however learning from this guy,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6d5QSYaE

WoollyRedHat

There should be a basic dancing course in school, because Irish lads haven't a clue how to dance

bnt

I haven't danced since I was about 12, when I realised how stupid I looked doing it. If I ever try it again it will be after lessons in how to do it properly as an art form. I can't even watch grown adults doing what they call "dancing", which looks like little more than some primitive tribal ritual. :cool:

Senna

The only time i dance i'm too drunk to know what it looks like.

Mickjg

I do the whiteman overbite.

K-9

After 10 pints of lager, very well.

It's difficult though. The slow set used to be considered awkward.

im invisible

bnt wrote: »

which looks like little more than some primitive tribal ritual. :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_NyVr-hJY

ColeTrain

Like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHsOGnDa28

K-9

THe ultimate slow dance song:

dfx-

The same way David Mitchell does here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCx4KNAGPec

El Horseboxo

Have very rarely seen any white Irish person dance on beat. The whole white people ain't got no rhythm is pretty much true for the most part. Dancing too tight and rigid. All bout relaxing the hips and shoulders. Love a girl that can dance but where I was tonight was full of pathetic dancers.

Temptamperu

I really cant dance, so i sit and mind the handbags :P

jd007

With lots of alcohol... even though I don't know if you could call it dancing :pac:

Laisurg

ColeTrain wrote: »

Like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHsOGnDa28

He's got the moves :L i must say though, there is something to be said for drugs and improved dancing ability :pac:

Tubsandtiles

I recall new years eve two years ago headbanging to Kings of Leon continously

Kojak

KeithM89 wrote: »

Riverdancing in nightclubs seems to be dying out too, sadly....

I tried that once and got kicked in the face by a Jean Butler lookalike....

OPENROAD

K-9 wrote: »

THe ultimate slow dance song:

ah the days when clubs did slow sets

OutlawPete

I do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV1RZyCWQSU

K-9

OPENROAD wrote: »

ah the days when clubs did slow sets

It still took 10 pints to pluck up the nerve!

OutlawPete

OPENROAD wrote: »

ah the days when clubs did slow sets

Club Nassau ("Home of the Slow Set") in Dublin still does them:

http://www.clubnassau.com/

OPENROAD

K-9 wrote: »

It still took 10 pints to pluck up the nerve!

lol, well by the time the slow set had started thankfully we had been drinking for a good bit beforehand, had a really good strike rate, happy days imo

OPENROAD

OutlawPete wrote: »

Club Nassau ("Home of the Slow Set") in Dublin still does them:

http://www.clubnassau.com/

Used to go there, was called something different though, mid 90's

RayM

dfx- wrote: »

The same way David Mitchell does here...

Another alumni of the David Mitchell School of Dance here. No amount of coercion (or drink) will ever get me anywhere near a dance floor. I hate it. Some people (dance fascists) have a huge problem with that. Weddings are the worst occasions for this kind of crap. So much so that I've promised myself never to attend another one as long as I live. These fuckers don't seem to realise that, if you have to physically force someone to do something, then that's probably a very good sign that they might not be all that keen on doing it. If I want to sit alone at a table, drinking morosely, minding people's jackets and pretending to send text messages while every cunt and his mother is bumping into elderly relatives to the tune of Rhinestone Fucking Cowboy, then that's exactly what I'll do.

grenache

I dance to forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuXKgLlsQcw