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garda called a 'monkey' by abusive german at rail station

  • 08-06-2011 04:43PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭


    saw it in the evening herald today pg.26. the guy was having an argument with rail staff and he said to officers that ireland was a banana republic and should be cut off from europe.
    It is kind of offensive to an irish person but it goes to show how we're viewed. He was obviously an arrogant d*ckhead in the first place looking for trouble.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Thanks for sharing.

    Up next: The weather with Fintan O' Toole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    It's true though.

    Now I'm trying to picture how it would sound when a German says that "Ze Irish arr monkees and ze coontree iz a bannana republik"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Slow news day?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Why did he go ape? Was the Garda gibbon him lip or something?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    That's the worst thing a German has ever done. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    biko wrote: »
    It's true though.

    It sure is.

    Banana republic is a pejorative term that refers to a politically unstable country dependent upon limited primary productions (e.g. bananas), and ruled by a small, self-elected, wealthy, corrupt politico-economic plutocracy or oligarchy.[1] The term banana republic originally denoted the fictional “Republic of Anchuria”, a “servile dictatorship” that abetted (or supported for kickbacks) the exploitation of large-scale plantation agriculture, especially banana cultivation.[1] As a political science term banana republic is a descriptor first used by the American writer O. Henry in Cabbages and Kings (1904), a book of thematically related short stories derived from his 1896–97 residence in Honduras, where he was hiding from U.S. law for bank embezzlement.[2]
    A banana republic is a commercial enterprise for profit by collusion between the State and favoured monopolies, whereby the profits derived from private exploitation of public lands is private property, and the debts incurred are public responsibility. Such an imbalanced economy reduces the national currency to devalued paper-money, hence, the country is ineligible for international development credit and remains limited by the uneven economic development of town and country. Kleptocracy, government by thieves, features influential government employees exploiting their posts for personal gain (embezzlement, fraud, bribery, etc.), with the resultant deficit repaid by the native working people who “earn money”, rather than “make money”. Because of foreign (corporate) manipulation, the government is unaccountable to its nation, the country’s private sector–public sector corruption operates the banana republic, thus, the national legislature usually are for sale, and function mostly as ceremonial government.[3]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Well the country is a banana-republic so he got that much right.

    As for calling a garda a monkey, if it is true, then he was a mouthy prat and wouldn't be nearly as brave doing the same around German police. Although I have seen worse right here on boards, so no need for a lot of posters to get indignant now.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    the german is right you know


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    well if the herald thought it was news imporant enough to be on page 26 then of course it deserves a thread

    That's the worst thing a German has ever done. :(

    haha!

    German in national insult shock!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    He could have called him a pig, that wouldn't go down to well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,712 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Maybe he thought that the garda was a bouncer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Bet he didn't even apologise!



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    They should of said to the German, we are not Jews at all you wont put us in a oven, thats what i said to a thick German bitch in a supermarket a few years ago when we had a argument.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    How could anyone get into an argument with IE staff, they are always so nice, friendly, cooperative, well mannered etc etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,712 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    They should of said to the German, we are not Jews at all you wont put us in a oven, thats what i said to a thick German bitch in a supermarket a few years ago when we had a argument.

    Don't mention the war.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    YFlyer wrote: »
    Maybe he thought that the garda was a bouncer.

    Easy mistake to make


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    saw it in the evening herald today pg.26. the guy was having an argument with rail staff and he said to officers that ireland was a banana republic and should be cut off from europe.
    It is kind of offensive to an irish person but it goes to show how we're viewed. He was obviously an arrogant d*ckhead in the first place looking for trouble.

    lol, the Germans.

    What the **** are they gonna do about it?

    Invade? I'd like to see that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    They should of said to the German, we are not Jews at all you wont put us in a oven, thats what i said to a thick German bitch in a supermarket a few years ago when we had a argument.

    How sad is that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    Ah them germans are normally gas crack, a great shower altogether.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,968 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Same happened in 2007 from ze German Ambassador
    THE German Embassy in Ireland has moved to defuse a diplomatic row after the German Ambassador described Ireland as 'coarse' and criticised our public service system.

    Christian Pauls was given a firm diplomatic reprimand

    In his 15-minute speech the ambassador said:

    Ireland was a "coarse place".
    Junior ministers here earned more than the German Chancellor.
    Some 20pc of the population were public servants.
    Our "chaotic" hospital waiting lists would not be tolerated anywhere else.
    Wage demands were too high.
    Our immigration policy was wrong and we had learned nothing from Germany or the Nordic countries.
    He also cited the doctors' rejection of €200,000 a year posts on the basis that this sum was "Mickey Mouse" money and referred to the former dominant position of the Catholic Church within the country.

    His listeners, mainly members of the German Federation of Buying and Marketing groups, representing medium-sized businesses, loved his delivery.

    How dare him :mad:
    Oh wait a minute, he was right


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Hes right about the banana republic but they were wrong about being the master race.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    mikemac wrote: »
    Same happened in 2007 from ze German Ambassador



    How dare him :mad:
    Oh wait a minute, he was right

    Yea he is right on the money there. Basically its a matter of what we tolerate and have tolerated. The germans also veiw the gaurds as the least transparent service in the eu.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭filthymcnasty


    They should of said to the German, we are not Jews at all you wont put us in a oven, thats what i said to a thick German bitch in a supermarket a few years ago when we had a argument.

    that told her!

    did she jump the queue or something


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,632 ✭✭✭Feeona


    What do Germans know? They thought a bean sprout was a cucumber and Germany was Spain.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Feeona wrote: »
    What do Germans know? They thought a bean sprout was a cucumber and Germany was Spain.

    thats true. maybe he was confusing banana with watercress and was complementing the sandwiches


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭Cat Melodeon


    Sure we're all Inselaffen (island monkeys) to the Germans. How dare they call us names, damned Nazi Kraut Hun Gerry Fritz sausage-and-cabbage-eating feckers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    perosonally i think this particular kraut deserves his own statue.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,350 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    saw it in the evening herald today pg.26. the guy was having an argument with rail staff and he said to officers that ireland was a banana republic and should be cut off from europe.
    It is kind of offensive to an irish person but it goes to show how we're viewed. He was obviously an arrogant d*ckhead in the first place looking for trouble.

    The Guard or the German?:confused:




    :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,450 ✭✭✭Dartz


    We need a final solution to the German question.


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