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The most consistently evil profession you encounter

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭Dr. No


    The Nuns.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    Investment bankers.

    Most other people mentioned here just do horrible jobs, but investment bankers are just raking in humongous piles of money by holding this country to ransom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Lawyers, Israeli army public relations personnel/Press officers, followed by sneaky 'hide until you step away from your car' traffic wardens. In that order.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    Spokesperson for The Equality Authority or Ruhama - pure evil


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Roma gypsies, they pay no income tax on their huge earnings.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056291125


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,989 ✭✭✭Noo


    Ryanair employees.

    Ssshhh, you wanna get sued?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Human Resources.

    Don't ever think they are there to help you. They are there to protect the company from you.

    I wouldn't mind dealing directly and only with HR departments tbh. It just seems the majority of jobs out there are represented by recruitment agencies. The only thing they've got to protect is their reputation which, from my viewpoint, is like trying to protect a turd from being flushed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 967 ✭✭✭Reganovski


    Internal Auditors. Well auditors full stop!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭Statistician


    cornbb wrote: »
    Investment bankers.

    Most other people mentioned here just do horrible jobs, but investment bankers are just raking in humongous piles of money by holding this country to ransom.

    Our useless, incompetent politicians are letting them.

    1. Politicians.
    2. Revenue.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Ryanair employees. Michael O' Leary

    dont shoot the messenger and all that ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,156 ✭✭✭srsly78


    cornbb wrote: »
    Investment bankers.

    Most other people mentioned here just do horrible jobs, but investment bankers are just raking in humongous piles of money by holding this country to ransom.

    Nope they are doing you a favour by not investing your pension money in a badly run country :pac: No rational person would invest in Ireland!

    Would you rather your pension be managed by someone on minimum wage or someone with a performance related bonus?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Regulators

    especially financial :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Vets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Counter-intelligence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Lawyers.

    /thread.
    TheZohan wrote: »
    Tied for 1st with Estate Agents.

    I see your lawyers and estate agents and I raise you Letting Agents and Landlords


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,375 ✭✭✭borderlinemeath


    Noo wrote: »
    Ssshhh, you wanna get sued?

    Sorry, ahem, BOTH FOREIGN AND IRISH RYANAIR EMPLOYEES are all puppets to the master of all evil - MO'L.

    Am holding my breath for the press release..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    srsly78 wrote: »
    Nope they are doing you a favour by not investing your pension money in a badly run country :pac: No rational person would invest in Ireland!

    Would you rather your pension be managed by someone on minimum wage or someone with a performance related bonus?

    I'd rather manage my pension myself under my mattress rather than entrust it to those pondscum.

    Don't forget that many people's pensions were wiped out in 2008 regardless of where the money was invested. Such is the nature of the markets, but you can be guaranteed that these guys won't lose out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭gonedrinking


    Human Resources.

    Don't ever think they are there to help you. They are there to protect the company from you.

    And rightly so. I'm not in HR and I hate to defend them, but you would not believe the amount of 2 bit cnuts out there who think they are superstars and who think company "owes" them a ridiculous wage. A lot of people out there need to be put in their place and brought back to earth. Virtually everyone is easily replaceable these days but some people just don't get that.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭the culture of deference


    evil HR people (failed garda)

    Sales agents/estate agents = too thick to have a proper job

    Lawyers = scum with no morals, (would consider selling family)

    medical specialists .. you wait 18 months to see one, you meet them, 5 minutes later that'll be 180 quid,

    no we only take cash (dr evil laugh),
    no i cant help you,
    BUT .... i can recommend someone else

    priests


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Clampers and traffic wardens are evil basterds alright.

    Would have to say tabloid journalists would be up there too.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    C*nts who work in advertising.






    (That's everyone who works in advertising in case you didn't know)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    DrHLecter wrote: »
    weapons industry/designers.

    not that high tech weapons arent pretty cool.
    but just sitting down and thinking out how best to fry a human ... fked up
    But there's nothing wrong with eating people, Mr. Lecter?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Re recruitment consultants: yeah I've encountered absolute lowlives, but also some excellent people - depends on the company it seems. The less established, the more lacking in ethics. Might depend on the industry within which you're seeking employment too.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 141 ✭✭moomooman


    People in advertising, or anyone who wrote, appeared in or commisioned any radio advert. Hanging is too good for them.

    People who work in the dole office. Rude, incompetent, work shy.

    Recruiters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Bankers and a few people working in the post office.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    HR, they act like your friend and it seems they want to help you.

    But we know different! They protect the company, not you
    Treat your exit interview like you've been charged in the garda station, tell them nothing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Dentists. I've been through about a dozen and they've all been cúnts. Don't get this whole "lawyers are evil" thing because a lot of the people I know who say it have had wonderful experiences with lawyers, so strange. :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    C*nts who work in advertising.




    (That's everyone who works in advertising in case you didn't know)

    I'll leave this to Mr Hicks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭Zapho


    Clampers and traffic wardens are evil basterds alright.

    I don't mind traffic wardens so much - but clampers are definately evil.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Insurance Salesmen (aka GAA Footballers)

    Dentists (never trust a person who willingly puts their hand in people mouths)


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