The most consistently evil profession you encounter

strokemyclover

I'm probably going to get a lot of banker stories but I'm wondering what profession that you have dealt with/worked in do you think has the most consistently evil people working in them?

Having worked closely beside a sales team I used to think sales men/women were the most evil but having had to look for a job over the past couple of months I would have to say, without generalising, the majority of recruiters I have dealt with are just pure evil. I honestly don't know how they sleep at night!

Regardless of your skillset they will send you for whatever job is going which barely resembles what you are looking for (they will try to talk you into it if you disagree) and when that's done, they don't keep you in mind for the next job that comes along which you probably have a better chance of getting!!!! So this is how I spend my days....chasing the most evil people in Ireland.

Think I'll change my last name to "The Vampire Slayer" because that's all they are.....VAMPIRES! They could at least send me out a tissue for the two holes they leave on my neck after each phone call!!! :mad::mad::mad:

Celly Smunt

dunnes stores.
supermacs.

chin_grin

Lawyers.

/thread.

Agricola

chin_grin wrote: »

Lawyers.

/thread.

Beat me to it. End thread indeed.

Pherekydes

Hitman, drug dealer, mobster.

Rented Mule

Human Resources.

Don't ever think they are there to help you. They are there to protect the company from you.

Saila

librarians..its always the quiet ones..

DrumSteve

Social Welfare.

jimthemental

Unions

chin_grin

Pherekydes wrote: »

Hitman, drug dealer, mobster.

I thought these were more like 'status symbols' than professions.

Dyr

HR always. Always.

And people think they're like some kind of company nanny lol

SEPT 23 1989

Bailiffs

cosmicfart

Snake Charmers!

Pherekydes

chin_grin wrote: »

I thought these were more like 'status symbols' than professions.

People earn their living from them; they have to get qualifications; they are closed-shop.

DrHLecter

weapons industry/designers.

not that high tech weapons arent pretty cool.
but just sitting down and thinking out how best to fry a human ... fked up

JustAddWater

call centres

Possibly THE most soul destroying career you will ever embark on...

Mickeroo

CAn't believe no-one said parking inspectors yet.Oh yea and crazed dictators who command a totalitarian regime and practice genocide on their people. Either one of those, parking inspector probably a little worse though.

Saila

nurses, evil pure evil :mad:

pookie82

Anyone in a tax office

TheZohanS

chin_grin wrote: »

Lawyers.

/thread.

Tied for 1st with Estate Agents.

FTGFOP

Don't forget estate agents! They're a right bunch of cunts.

Edit: Zohan pipped me.

Saila

Has anyone said politicians yet


politicians
/thread

Degsy

Saila wrote: »

librarians..its always the quiet ones..

Ssssh you!

autonomy

evil is a bit harsh a word, but I'd say politicians and gardai

GavRedKing

Clampers.

Iwannahurl

Is 'Boards Mod' a profession?

stovelid

Balkans military commanders.

JustAddWater

FTGFOP wrote: »

Edit: Zohan pipped me.

Don't mess with the Zohan


/gets coat

Degsy

Iwannahurl wrote: »

Is 'Boards Mod' a profession?

They wish..

borderlinemeath

Lawyers. Maybe some, but not all.
Barristers. Now they are all evil.

Clampers.

Ryanair employees.

Chuck Stone

Saila wrote: »

Has anyone said politicians yet


politicians
/thread

It'd be interesting to see if a politicians had a personality type (sociopathic).

Dr. No

The Nuns.

cornbb

Investment bankers.

Most other people mentioned here just do horrible jobs, but investment bankers are just raking in humongous piles of money by holding this country to ransom.

Morlar

Lawyers, Israeli army public relations personnel/Press officers, followed by sneaky 'hide until you step away from your car' traffic wardens. In that order.

thebigbiffo

Spokesperson for The Equality Authority or Ruhama - pure evil

old_aussie

Roma gypsies, they pay no income tax on their huge earnings.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056291125

Noo

borderlinemeath wrote: »

Ryanair employees.

Ssshhh, you wanna get sued?

strokemyclover

Rented Mule wrote: »

Human Resources.

Don't ever think they are there to help you. They are there to protect the company from you.

I wouldn't mind dealing directly and only with HR departments tbh. It just seems the majority of jobs out there are represented by recruitment agencies. The only thing they've got to protect is their reputation which, from my viewpoint, is like trying to protect a turd from being flushed!

Reganovski

Internal Auditors. Well auditors full stop!

Statistician

cornbb wrote: »

Investment bankers.

Most other people mentioned here just do horrible jobs, but investment bankers are just raking in humongous piles of money by holding this country to ransom.

Our useless, incompetent politicians are letting them.

1. Politicians.
2. Revenue.

Saila

borderlinemeath wrote: »

Ryanair employees. Michael O' Leary

dont shoot the messenger and all that

srsly78

cornbb wrote: »

Investment bankers.

Most other people mentioned here just do horrible jobs, but investment bankers are just raking in humongous piles of money by holding this country to ransom.

Nope they are doing you a favour by not investing your pension money in a badly run country :pac: No rational person would invest in Ireland!

Would you rather your pension be managed by someone on minimum wage or someone with a performance related bonus?

Saila

Regulators

especially financial :rolleyes:

amacachi

Vets.

OutlawPete

Counter-intelligence.

opinion guy

chin_grin wrote: »

Lawyers.

/thread.

TheZohan wrote: »

Tied for 1st with Estate Agents.

I see your lawyers and estate agents and I raise you Letting Agents and Landlords

borderlinemeath

Noo wrote: »

Ssshhh, you wanna get sued?

Sorry, ahem, BOTH FOREIGN AND IRISH RYANAIR EMPLOYEES are all puppets to the master of all evil - MO'L.

Am holding my breath for the press release..

cornbb

srsly78 wrote: »

Nope they are doing you a favour by not investing your pension money in a badly run country :pac: No rational person would invest in Ireland!

Would you rather your pension be managed by someone on minimum wage or someone with a performance related bonus?

I'd rather manage my pension myself under my mattress rather than entrust it to those pondscum.

Don't forget that many people's pensions were wiped out in 2008 regardless of where the money was invested. Such is the nature of the markets, but you can be guaranteed that these guys won't lose out.

gonedrinking

Rented Mule wrote: »

Human Resources.

Don't ever think they are there to help you. They are there to protect the company from you.

And rightly so. I'm not in HR and I hate to defend them, but you would not believe the amount of 2 bit cnuts out there who think they are superstars and who think company "owes" them a ridiculous wage. A lot of people out there need to be put in their place and brought back to earth. Virtually everyone is easily replaceable these days but some people just don't get that.

the culture of deference

evil HR people (failed garda)

Sales agents/estate agents = too thick to have a proper job

Lawyers = scum with no morals, (would consider selling family)

medical specialists .. you wait 18 months to see one, you meet them, 5 minutes later that'll be 180 quid,

no we only take cash (dr evil laugh),
no i cant help you,
BUT .... i can recommend someone else

priests

dark crystal

Clampers and traffic wardens are evil basterds alright.

Would have to say tabloid journalists would be up there too.