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A finger of fudge is just enough to give yourself a treat

  • 03-06-2011 12:46PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    So the ad went anyway.
    But why are there fun size fudge bars then?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭HarryPotter41


    So the ad went anyway.
    But why are there fun size fudge bars then?

    Finger of fudge - so many jokes, so little time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    For fun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭LucyLouLou


    For Midgets


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭WASP0


    But why are there fun size fudge bars then?[/QUOTE]

    So the company can make even larger fudging profits from a smaller bar!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    WASP0 wrote: »

    So the company can make even larger fudging profits from a smaller bar!
    Did you hear about the drunken Carlow man?
    His alcoholism was ruining the lives of his wife and children.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,320 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    The mind boggles:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    I misread the title. That was disappointing..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    The ad went "A finger of fudge is just enough to give your KIDS a treat"..even more disgusting!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    So you like to stick your fingers up your arse?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    So you like to stick your fingers up your arse?
    Me?
    Yeah, why not. Not the little one though. That's not enough.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    kfallon should arriving sweaty and breathless to this thread any minute now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    So you like to stick your fingers up your arse?
    Me?
    Yeah, why not. Not the little one though. That's not enough.

    fragrant:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    So the ad went anyway.
    But why are there fun size fudge bars then?

    you dirty bas.... oh... you're actually talking about fudge, as in the foodstuff? oh... i'll be going then so


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Fudge fingers, lol :P


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I feel sorry for the workers, especially those who wrap the bars.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 184 ✭✭Saviola


    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    kfallon should arriving sweaty and breathless to this thread any minute now.

    dam you beat me to nearly exactly the same post!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    phill106 wrote: »
    dam you beat me to nearly exactly the same post!

    Shoulda got your finger out :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    I feel sorry for the workers, especially those who wrap the bars.

    The fudge packers?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    So the ad went anyway.
    But why are there fun size fudge bars then?

    Your username.....IT'S MISSING.........A..C


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭DrHLecter


    aaaha!....THATS the tune my proctologist was romantically humming in my ear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    I feel sorry for the workers, especially those who wrap the bars.
    The fudge packers?

    tee'd up and taken beautifully :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    When I saw the title of the thread, I thought the topic was about self pleasuring by massaging one's own prostrate gland :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    So the ad went anyway.
    But why are there fun size fudge bars then?

    So that fat greedy feckers can eat loads of them and not feel so bad. (Myself included)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    That bloke's a nutter .... Oi !!! nutter !!!!!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Saila wrote: »
    tee'd up and taken beautifully :p

    I actually had poster's guilt after that one....to use your golfing analogy, I took credit for a shot that was hit 2 feet away from the pin! :(

    Bravo Capt'n. Midnight!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    One fudge bar is not enough. It wasnt enough when i was a kid its not enough now as an adult.

    Fudge packer is a job i want though just to be able to say it aloud :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Just remember kids, a 'finger of fudge' can be fun but it can all end in tears, a swollen sphincter and extra washing up powder in your weekly shop if 'administered' incorrectly :eek:

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kfallon wrote: »
    Just remember kids, a 'finger of fudge' can be fun but it can all end in tears, a swollen sphincter and extra washing up powder in your weekly shop if 'administered' incorrectly :eek:

    :pac:

    you arrived, are you sweaty and breathless ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    The OP is defo dating a black person. whether the OP is female or male is debatable!


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