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A finger of fudge is just enough to give yourself a treat

  • 03-06-2011 11:46am
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    So the ad went anyway.
    But why are there fun size fudge bars then?


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  • #2
    HarryPotter41
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭HarryPotter41


    recylingbin wrote: »
    So the ad went anyway.
    But why are there fun size fudge bars then?

    Finger of fudge - so many jokes, so little time


  • #3
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    For fun.


  • #4
    LucyLouLou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭LucyLouLou


    For Midgets


  • #5
    WASP0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭WASP0


    But why are there fun size fudge bars then?[/QUOTE]

    So the company can make even larger fudging profits from a smaller bar!


  • #6
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    WASP0 wrote: »

    So the company can make even larger fudging profits from a smaller bar!
    Did you hear about the drunken Carlow man?
    His alcoholism was ruining the lives of his wife and children.


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  • #7
    Cypher_sounds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    The mind boggles:rolleyes:


  • #8
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    I misread the title. That was disappointing..


  • #9
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    The ad went "A finger of fudge is just enough to give your KIDS a treat"..even more disgusting!


  • #10
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    So you like to stick your fingers up your arse?


  • #11
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    So you like to stick your fingers up your arse?
    Me?
    Yeah, why not. Not the little one though. That's not enough.


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  • #12
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    kfallon should arriving sweaty and breathless to this thread any minute now.


  • #13
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    So you like to stick your fingers up your arse?
    recylingbin wrote: »
    Me?
    Yeah, why not. Not the little one though. That's not enough.

    fragrant:eek:


  • #14
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    recylingbin wrote: »
    So the ad went anyway.
    But why are there fun size fudge bars then?

    you dirty bas.... oh... you're actually talking about fudge, as in the foodstuff? oh... i'll be going then so


  • #15
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Fudge fingers, lol :P


  • #16
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,552 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I feel sorry for the workers, especially those who wrap the bars.


  • #17
    Saviola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 184 ✭✭Saviola


    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


  • #18
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    kfallon should arriving sweaty and breathless to this thread any minute now.

    dam you beat me to nearly exactly the same post!


  • #19
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    phill106 wrote: »
    dam you beat me to nearly exactly the same post!

    Shoulda got your finger out :cool:


  • #20
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    I feel sorry for the workers, especially those who wrap the bars.

    The fudge packers?


  • #21
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    recylingbin wrote: »
    So the ad went anyway.
    But why are there fun size fudge bars then?

    Your username.....IT'S MISSING.........A..C


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  • #22
    DrHLecter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭DrHLecter


    aaaha!....THATS the tune my proctologist was romantically humming in my ear


  • #23
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    I feel sorry for the workers, especially those who wrap the bars.
    strokemyclover wrote: »
    The fudge packers?

    tee'd up and taken beautifully :p


  • #24
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    When I saw the title of the thread, I thought the topic was about self pleasuring by massaging one's own prostrate gland :eek:


  • #25
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    recylingbin wrote: »
    So the ad went anyway.
    But why are there fun size fudge bars then?

    So that fat greedy feckers can eat loads of them and not feel so bad. (Myself included)


  • #26
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    That bloke's a nutter .... Oi !!! nutter !!!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUntAOk18UI


  • #27
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Saila wrote: »
    tee'd up and taken beautifully :p

    I actually had poster's guilt after that one....to use your golfing analogy, I took credit for a shot that was hit 2 feet away from the pin! :(

    Bravo Capt'n. Midnight!


  • #28
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    One fudge bar is not enough. It wasnt enough when i was a kid its not enough now as an adult.

    Fudge packer is a job i want though just to be able to say it aloud :pac:


  • #29
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Just remember kids, a 'finger of fudge' can be fun but it can all end in tears, a swollen sphincter and extra washing up powder in your weekly shop if 'administered' incorrectly :eek:

    :pac:


  • #30
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kfallon wrote: »
    Just remember kids, a 'finger of fudge' can be fun but it can all end in tears, a swollen sphincter and extra washing up powder in your weekly shop if 'administered' incorrectly :eek:

    :pac:

    you arrived, are you sweaty and breathless ?


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  • #31
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    The OP is defo dating a black person. whether the OP is female or male is debatable!


  • #32
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    God be with the days when parents could pack their kids with fudge without the do-gooders complaining.


  • #33
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    hondasam wrote: »
    you arrived, are you sweaty and breathless ?

    No, I came ;) and I'm refreshed actually.....just need to scrub me index finger :pac:


  • #34
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kfallon wrote: »
    No, I came ;) and I'm refreshed actually.....just need to scrub me index finger :pac:

    was it good :D


  • #35
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    hondasam wrote: »
    was it good :D

    It emptied the bag ;)


  • #36
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    One fudge bar is not enough. It wasnt enough when i was a kid its not enough now as an adult.

    Fudge packer is a job i want though just to be able to say it aloud :pac:

    Run outside and Scream ALOUD:

    I'M A FUDGEPACKER AND I'M PROUD!


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