Local chipper has a "No shirt, No Service" sign up.. wtf

Jimmy Garlic · 05-06-2011 09:53PM #1

I doubt the sort that walks around without a shirt on can read the sign anyway.. What's the point?. A picture of a shirtless knacker with a big red X superimposed over him would be more appropriate.

brimal · 05-06-2011 09:54PM

I'm guessing they don't want topless people in their chipper for hygiene reasons

Temptamperu · 05-06-2011 09:55PM

Being from Tallaght and liking to wear no tee-shirt so everyone can see my celtic and tribal tats i find this disgraceful. :pac:

Eric Cartman · 05-06-2011 09:56PM

they must be havign problems with irelands nomadic people , or the rake of scumbags that use a lick of sunlight as an excuse to show of their pasty frail bodies by removing tracksuit tops

celj · 05-06-2011 09:59PM

That makes sense to me.
In Spain where the weather allows for people walking around half naked its frowned on for people to enter shops unless they are properly dressed.

I for one don't want to look at half dressed scumbags flaunting their man tits when I go into a shop!

phasers · 05-06-2011 10:00PM

My local Super Valu has a picture of a girl in pyjamas with a big X across it :pac:

Sids Not · 05-06-2011 10:00PM

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

I doubt the sort that walks around without a shirt on can read the sign anyway.. What's the point?. A picture of a shirtless knacker with a big red X superimposed over him would be more appropriate.

Jesus...do you live near a halting site.......

Eric Cartman · 05-06-2011 10:01PM

phasers wrote: »

My local Super Valu has a picture of a girl in pyjamas with a big X across it :pac:

those signs should appear on public streets too, f*cking sick of this sh*te

Sids Not · 05-06-2011 10:05PM

Eric Cartman wrote: »

those signs should appear on public streets too, f*cking sick of this sh*te

Think that might just be the new Playtex ad...................:p

DrHLecter · 05-06-2011 10:07PM

thats a fckin savage tattoo ...here jacinta ....je see yer mans tattoo ...a fckin huge red x.
im gettin that

EGAR · 05-06-2011 10:08PM

Pasty white skin, moobs wherever I looked those past few days. Ewww.

Equally ewww to the girls who think they need to show off their tramp stamps with muffin tops with stretchmarks.

Jimmy Garlic · 05-06-2011 10:09PM

Sids Not wrote: »

Jesus...do you live near a halting site.......

No but the chipper I frequent on occasion is situated near to where some challenged members of society live. I would go elsewhere but their Garlic chip with cheese is just divine.

Lots of establishments have scumbag problems, putting a sign up won't help the situation.. They can barely speak English, never mind read it. A picture would be better.

xoxyx · 05-06-2011 10:12PM

There must be a reason. I remember a gym that I was in putting a big sign outside the (unisex, right beside the swimming pool) steam room saying "strictly no shaving in the steam room". I doubt they did that just for the craic. There be odd people out there!!

Aishae · 05-06-2011 10:21PM

people in the chippy tend to lean on the counters etc. if theyve no top on you'll leave behind all the more skin cells and even sweat - anyone for a bag o sweaty chips?

OutlawPete · 05-06-2011 10:26PM

Irish people are so pale that if they went into a chipper topless, there's a good chance they'd get battered.

Big Nasty · 05-06-2011 10:28PM

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

No but the chipper I frequent on occasion is situated near to where some challenged members of society live. I would go elsewhere but their Garlic chip with cheese is just divine.

Lots of establishments have scumbag problems, putting a sign up won't help the situation.. They can barely speak English, never mind read it. A picture would be better.

I agree with their policy and I gather you do too, but what's the issue? Is it that they use text instead of a pic?

im invisible · 05-06-2011 10:30PM

Aishae wrote: »

- anyone for a bag o sweaty chips?

salt and vinegar?

no. im fine, thanks

Jimmy Garlic · 05-06-2011 10:32PM

Aishae wrote: »

people in the chippy tend to lean on the counters etc. if theyve no top on you'll leave behind all the more skin cells and even sweat - anyone for a bag o sweaty chips?

That and the sight of half naked 20 stone midgit called 'pods' would ruin anyone's appetite.

Jimmy Garlic · 05-06-2011 10:35PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

I agree with their policy and I gather you do too, but what's the issue? Is it that they use text instead of a pic?

A big picture, yes. They can't read the sign.

Aishae · 05-06-2011 10:35PM

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

That and the sight of half naked 20 stone midgit called 'pods' would ruin anyone's appetite.

yeah - not the best advertisement. ill argue when they start asking patrons to dress black tie though

The Left Hand Of God · 05-06-2011 10:59PM

Well considering on Friday when the Sun came out half the male population of Tallaght took their tops of so we could see their fuggly bellies, I'm not surprised someone who owns a chipper put that sign up.

Dear God it was a brutal drive I had that day.

Jimmy Garlic · 05-06-2011 11:22PM

The Left Hand Of God wrote: »

Well considering on Friday when the Sun came out half the male population of Tallaght took their tops of so we could see their fuggly bellies, I'm not surprised someone who owns a chipper put that sign up.

Dear God it was a brutal drive I had that day.

Some people have no sense of shame... I actually saw one that made a kind of turban out of his T-shirt.. Proud as punch, swaggering down the road looking like a scumbag Osama Bin Laden.

Yillan · 05-06-2011 11:44PM

I'd just like to see them try to enforce it.

Anyone seen Do the Right Thing?

sarah88 · 05-06-2011 11:52PM

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Some people have no sense of shame... I actually saw one that made a kind of turban out of his T-shirt.. Proud as punch, swaggering down the road looking like a scumbag Osama Bin Laden.

if I could thank this twice I would, made me LOL

Forest Master · 05-06-2011 11:57PM

phasers wrote: »

My local Super Valu has a picture of a girl in pyjamas with a big X across it :pac:

Nice little anecdote - pity it's not true.

wes · 06-06-2011 01:16AM

I assume due to warm weather some people have gone topless, and they have put up the sign due to that.

Makes perfect sense due to hygiene reasons.

Biggins · 06-06-2011 01:22AM

phasers wrote: »

My local Super Valu has a picture of a girl in pyjamas with a big X across it :pac:

Cool, the next time some female appears in them and takes them off at the door, just to get in, give me a ring!
I'll bring my camera!

policarp · 06-06-2011 01:57AM

Forest Master wrote: »

Nice little anecdote - pity it's not true.

Are you still living in the forest?

Trevor451 · 06-06-2011 02:04AM

Thank god I live in D4. I don't have to put up with any of this bullshi*t:D

Biggins · 06-06-2011 02:21AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Irish people are so pale that if they went into a chipper topless, there's a good chance they'd get battered.

Jeasus, that pun was so bad, you have got to be codding me!

policarp · 06-06-2011 02:32AM

Trevor451 wrote: »

Thank god I live in D4. I don't have to put up with any of this bullshi*t:D

You sure?

Local chipper has a "No shirt, No Service" sign up.. wtf

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