Local chipper has a "No shirt, No Service" sign up.. wtf

Jimmy Garlic

I doubt the sort that walks around without a shirt on can read the sign anyway.. What's the point?. A picture of a shirtless knacker with a big red X superimposed over him would be more appropriate.

brimal

I'm guessing they don't want topless people in their chipper for hygiene reasons

Temptamperu

Being from Tallaght and liking to wear no tee-shirt so everyone can see my celtic and tribal tats i find this disgraceful. :pac:

Eric Cartman

they must be havign problems with irelands nomadic people , or the rake of scumbags that use a lick of sunlight as an excuse to show of their pasty frail bodies by removing tracksuit tops

celj

That makes sense to me.
In Spain where the weather allows for people walking around half naked its frowned on for people to enter shops unless they are properly dressed.

I for one don't want to look at half dressed scumbags flaunting their man tits when I go into a shop!

phasers

My local Super Valu has a picture of a girl in pyjamas with a big X across it :pac:

Sids Not

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

I doubt the sort that walks around without a shirt on can read the sign anyway.. What's the point?. A picture of a shirtless knacker with a big red X superimposed over him would be more appropriate.

Jesus...do you live near a halting site.......

Eric Cartman

phasers wrote: »

My local Super Valu has a picture of a girl in pyjamas with a big X across it :pac:

those signs should appear on public streets too, f*cking sick of this sh*te

Sids Not

Eric Cartman wrote: »

those signs should appear on public streets too, f*cking sick of this sh*te

Think that might just be the new Playtex ad...................:p

DrHLecter

thats a fckin savage tattoo ...here jacinta ....je see yer mans tattoo ...a fckin huge red x.
im gettin that

EGAR

Pasty white skin, moobs wherever I looked those past few days. Ewww.

Equally ewww to the girls who think they need to show off their tramp stamps with muffin tops with stretchmarks.

Jimmy Garlic

Sids Not wrote: »

Jesus...do you live near a halting site.......

No but the chipper I frequent on occasion is situated near to where some challenged members of society live. I would go elsewhere but their Garlic chip with cheese is just divine.

Lots of establishments have scumbag problems, putting a sign up won't help the situation.. They can barely speak English, never mind read it. A picture would be better.

xoxyx

There must be a reason. I remember a gym that I was in putting a big sign outside the (unisex, right beside the swimming pool) steam room saying "strictly no shaving in the steam room". I doubt they did that just for the craic. There be odd people out there!!

Aishae

people in the chippy tend to lean on the counters etc. if theyve no top on you'll leave behind all the more skin cells and even sweat - anyone for a bag o sweaty chips?

OutlawPete

Irish people are so pale that if they went into a chipper topless, there's a good chance they'd get battered.

Big Nasty

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

No but the chipper I frequent on occasion is situated near to where some challenged members of society live. I would go elsewhere but their Garlic chip with cheese is just divine.

Lots of establishments have scumbag problems, putting a sign up won't help the situation.. They can barely speak English, never mind read it. A picture would be better.

I agree with their policy and I gather you do too, but what's the issue? Is it that they use text instead of a pic?

im invisible

Aishae wrote: »

- anyone for a bag o sweaty chips?

salt and vinegar?

no. im fine, thanks

Jimmy Garlic

Aishae wrote: »

people in the chippy tend to lean on the counters etc. if theyve no top on you'll leave behind all the more skin cells and even sweat - anyone for a bag o sweaty chips?

That and the sight of half naked 20 stone midgit called 'pods' would ruin anyone's appetite.

Jimmy Garlic

MCMLXXV wrote: »

I agree with their policy and I gather you do too, but what's the issue? Is it that they use text instead of a pic?

A big picture, yes. They can't read the sign.

Aishae

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

That and the sight of half naked 20 stone midgit called 'pods' would ruin anyone's appetite.

yeah - not the best advertisement. ill argue when they start asking patrons to dress black tie though

The Left Hand Of God

Well considering on Friday when the Sun came out half the male population of Tallaght took their tops of so we could see their fuggly bellies, I'm not surprised someone who owns a chipper put that sign up.

Dear God it was a brutal drive I had that day.

Jimmy Garlic

The Left Hand Of God wrote: »

Well considering on Friday when the Sun came out half the male population of Tallaght took their tops of so we could see their fuggly bellies, I'm not surprised someone who owns a chipper put that sign up.

Dear God it was a brutal drive I had that day.

Some people have no sense of shame... I actually saw one that made a kind of turban out of his T-shirt.. Proud as punch, swaggering down the road looking like a scumbag Osama Bin Laden.

Yillan

I'd just like to see them try to enforce it.

Anyone seen Do the Right Thing?

sarah88

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Some people have no sense of shame... I actually saw one that made a kind of turban out of his T-shirt.. Proud as punch, swaggering down the road looking like a scumbag Osama Bin Laden.

if I could thank this twice I would, made me LOL

Forest Master

phasers wrote: »

My local Super Valu has a picture of a girl in pyjamas with a big X across it :pac:

Nice little anecdote - pity it's not true.

wes

I assume due to warm weather some people have gone topless, and they have put up the sign due to that.

Makes perfect sense due to hygiene reasons.

Biggins

phasers wrote: »

My local Super Valu has a picture of a girl in pyjamas with a big X across it :pac:

Cool, the next time some female appears in them and takes them off at the door, just to get in, give me a ring!
I'll bring my camera!

policarp

Forest Master wrote: »

Nice little anecdote - pity it's not true.

Are you still living in the forest?

Trevor451

Thank god I live in D4. I don't have to put up with any of this bullshi*t:D

Biggins

OutlawPete wrote: »

Irish people are so pale that if they went into a chipper topless, there's a good chance they'd get battered.

Jeasus, that pun was so bad, you have got to be codding me!

policarp

Trevor451 wrote: »

Thank god I live in D4. I don't have to put up with any of this bullshi*t:D

You sure?

deathrider

Does this sign apply to girls too? I'd be sick to think that there just may be a bunch of chicks who would otherwise have strolled in topless if it wasn't for this sign.

Trevor451

policarp wrote: »

You sure?

No not really

face1990

Biggins wrote: »

Jeasus, that pun was so bad, you have got to be codding me!

Sounds like you've a chip on your shoulder

Miss Lockhart

phasers wrote: »

My local Super Valu has a picture of a girl in pyjamas with a big X across it :pac:

Forest Master wrote: »

Nice little anecdote - pity it's not true.

It's ok phasers - obviously Forest Master and his smug attitude have never frequented the Super Valu on the Neilstown Road.

The no pyjamas sign most certainly exists!

Sonnenblumen

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

I doubt the sort that walks around without a shirt on can read the sign anyway.. What's the point?. A picture of a shirtless knacker with a big red X superimposed over him would be more appropriate.

No wish to serve any big Coli.

phasers

Forest Master wrote: »

Nice little anecdote - pity it's not true.

Clearly you've never been to my Super Valu then, pics will be delivered later.

phasers

Forest Master, I want an apology.

The Super Valu in question, on the Neilstown road. Feel free to visit.

Forest Master

phasers wrote: »

Forest Master, I want an apology.

The Super Valu in question, on the Neilstown road. Feel free to visit.

Fake - no proof it was taken in the window of Super Valu.

phasers

I give up.

efb

Biggins wrote: »

Jeasus, that pun was so bad, you have got to be codding me!

Are you fishing for thanks???

Forest Master

phasers wrote: »

I give up.

Would it have been so hard to actually get a photo of the sign in the window? You're just showing the sign on it's own - it could be from anywhere - not my fault you can't take a wider photo.

ananas

It is the height of bad manners when fat, sweating knackers come in with their rotten stomachs on display to get food. I used to work in a take away and it's just disgusting how many people think that "Sun out, tops off" is an acceptable way to live. Ugh. Memories.

phasers

Forest Master wrote: »

Would it have been so hard to actually get a photo of the sign in the window? You're just showing the sign on it's own - it could be from anywhere - not my fault you can't take a wider photo.

When I tried to take a wider photo, I got this, I didn't have a proper camera with me.

There's a security guard sitting behind the sign, I didn't want to look like I was taking photos of him

Cill Dara Abu

phasers wrote: »

My local Super Valu has a picture of a girl in pyjamas with a big X across it :pac:

Monasterevin?

Chris P. Bacon

Forest Master wrote: »

Would it have been so hard to actually get a photo of the sign in the window? You're just showing the sign on it's own - it could be from anywhere - not my fault you can't take a wider photo.

Why in gods name would phasers make it up,its in the shop they took a photo of it,why is it so hard for you to believe its there?

Crann na Beatha

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dannyboymed

I can also vouch for the existence of the no pyjamas sign in the rowlagh supervalu, though I'm sure at this point forest master is either trolling or one of those people hardwired to believe nothing

Mike 1972

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

looking like a scumbag Osama Bin Laden.

Not to be confused with the fine upstanding member of society that was the late Mr Bin Laden ??????

Jimmy Garlic

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Not to be confused with the fine upstanding member of society that was the late Mr Bin Laden ??????

Mr Bin Laden, to the best of my knowledge, never swaggered up the street topless or made a nuisance of himself in the local chipper.

Biggins

efb wrote: »

Are you fishing for thanks???

Are you saying I'm a hook-er?