Sex obsessed virgins.

FinnLizzy · 30-05-2011 03:35PM #1

During our teenage years, we all knew someone, male, who talked about nothing but sex.
You'd pass a lovely woman and he'd be the first to say, "I'd roide the hole off her". The best representation of this person in popular media is Jay from The Inbetweeners.
I knew a guy in secondary school, he was a friend and he talked absolute filth the whole time. But when a classmate pointed out that he's a virgin, he freaked out and got into a fight (which he lost).
We all knew one, and if you didn't, well, we know who it is...
Does anyone else know anyone simmiler?

PS: The person in question has since lost his virginity, but still talks absolute sh1te.

Mr Benevolent · 30-05-2011 03:36PM

Sex obsessed virgins? Where??

Oh right, you mean guys. Damn it. I need to find sex obsessed virgin women, preferably slightly above the age of consent. At least that's what porn clips tell me I need.

GavRedKing · 30-05-2011 03:38PM

Thread title fail

Alter-Ego · 30-05-2011 03:40PM

I am dissapoint. Thread title should be changed to "Sex obsessed male virgins". Very misleading.

ArtyM · 30-05-2011 03:40PM

Great thread title, I couldnt get here fast enough.
Thread is not what I expected
:mad:

OutlawPete · 30-05-2011 03:42PM

What's the question?

sensibleken · 30-05-2011 03:43PM

Did anyone else think it was another catholic church thread?

FinnLizzy · 30-05-2011 03:44PM

Well, I'm sorry if I confused anyone hoping for a Jihadist style thread. If you're looking for sex obsessed female virgins, go to a convent.

HavingCrack · 30-05-2011 03:45PM

FinnLizzy wrote: »

Well, I'm sorry if I confused anyone hoping for a Jihadist style thread. If you're looking for sex obsessed female virgins, go to a convent.

You won't find any sex obsessed virgins in a convent...:pac:

ejmaztec · 30-05-2011 03:46PM

And some people are so sex-obsessed that they spend 24/7 posting filth on Boards......................

OutlawPete · 30-05-2011 03:47PM

FinnLizzy wrote: »

If you're looking for sex obsessed female virgins, go to a convent.

Loretto is where they're at .. or so I hear.

ejmaztec · 30-05-2011 03:50PM

HavingCrack wrote: »

You won't find any sex obsessed virgins in a convent...:pac:

Nun at all.

FinnLizzy · 30-05-2011 03:51PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

And some people are so sex-obsessed that they spend 24/7 posting filth on Boards......................

Yes, exactly. But but I posted this topic because I was watching the Inbetweeners.

jme2010 · 30-05-2011 03:52PM

HavingCrack wrote: »

You won't find any sex obsessed virgins in a convent...:pac:

But you will find virgin obsessed....eh.

AnonoBoy · 30-05-2011 03:52PM

I love White Russians too.

We're talking cocktails, right?

Mickeroo · 30-05-2011 03:52PM

Don't think I knew anyone like that when I was teenager, I was too busy being knee deep in clunge back then to care anyway.

enda1 · 30-05-2011 03:56PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I love White Russians too.

We're talking cocktails, right?

Me too!

Black Russians are luckily much more rare and not as Dude friendly to be honest.

jme2010 · 30-05-2011 04:00PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I love White Russians too.

We're talking c0ck----, right?

.:rolleyes:

theillest · 30-05-2011 04:01PM

I remember a lad form primary school constantly talking about sex and his dick,still see him around now and he is as camp as christmas.

I remember one time he asked us did we want to see his impression of an elephant..so he turned around pulled out his pockets,zipped down his zipper,took out his prepubescent penis.Although it was ****ing hilarious,what a little creep.....

G_R · 30-05-2011 04:06PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

Nun at all.

Poor, very poor.

Mickeroo wrote: »

Don't think I knew anyone like that when I was teenager, I was too busy being knee deep in clunge back then to care anyway.

I have bad news for you...

Saila · 30-05-2011 04:07PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_osFtSUQ-g

NothingMan · 30-05-2011 04:09PM

theillest wrote: »

I remember one time he asked us did we want to see his impression of an elephant..so he turned around pulled out his pockets,zipped down his zipper,took out his prepubescent penis.

Hahaha! I finally found my new party trick. Although my penis isn't quite prepubescent so it will be an elephant with a quiff.

Dravokivich · 30-05-2011 04:14PM

FinnLizzy wrote: »

The best representation of this person in popular media is Jay from The Inbetweeners.

Who and what?

I'd say Kevin and Perry would be better representatives of that demographic.

AnonoBoy · 30-05-2011 04:14PM

jme2010 wrote: »

.:rolleyes:

I like the way you put in your own rolleyes so I didn't have to.

ejmaztec · 30-05-2011 04:15PM

Grand_Rajnah wrote: »

Poor, very poor.

Aren't they the Poor Clares?:(

AnonoBoy · 30-05-2011 04:16PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

Who and what?

I'd say Kevin and Perry would be better representatives of that demographic.

Nah. Watch Inbetweeners. Jay is the ultimate sex-obsessed virgin.

jme2010 · 30-05-2011 04:18PM

NothingMan wrote: »

an elephant with a quiff AFRO.

More like it!

slavetothegrind · 30-05-2011 04:21PM

sex obsessed virgins i don't know but i do know a self obsessed vegan if thats any use to you?

NothingMan · 30-05-2011 04:23PM

jme2010 wrote: »

More like it!

Actually I keep my pubes conditioned and gelled in an elvis style comb back. Quite fetching I'm told.

stupidusername · 30-05-2011 04:38PM

I was a sex sane (not mad) virgin at one point. I dunno that women are that interested in it before it happens,not obsessed anyway.

ejmaztec · 30-05-2011 04:48PM

NothingMan wrote: »

Actually I keep my pubes conditioned and gelled in an elvis style comb back. Quite fetching I'm told.

,,as in, "fetch the Guards, there's a flasher"?

Sex obsessed virgins.

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