Sex obsessed virgins.

FinnLizzy

During our teenage years, we all knew someone, male, who talked about nothing but sex.
You'd pass a lovely woman and he'd be the first to say, "I'd roide the hole off her". The best representation of this person in popular media is Jay from The Inbetweeners.
I knew a guy in secondary school, he was a friend and he talked absolute filth the whole time. But when a classmate pointed out that he's a virgin, he freaked out and got into a fight (which he lost).
We all knew one, and if you didn't, well, we know who it is...
Does anyone else know anyone simmiler?

PS: The person in question has since lost his virginity, but still talks absolute sh1te.

Mr Benevolent

Sex obsessed virgins? Where??

Oh right, you mean guys. Damn it. I need to find sex obsessed virgin women, preferably slightly above the age of consent. At least that's what porn clips tell me I need.

GavRedKing

Thread title fail

Alter-Ego

I am dissapoint. Thread title should be changed to "Sex obsessed male virgins". Very misleading.

ArtyM

Great thread title, I couldnt get here fast enough.
Thread is not what I expected
:mad:

OutlawPete

What's the question?

sensibleken

Did anyone else think it was another catholic church thread?

FinnLizzy

Well, I'm sorry if I confused anyone hoping for a Jihadist style thread. If you're looking for sex obsessed female virgins, go to a convent.

HavingCrack

FinnLizzy wrote: »

Well, I'm sorry if I confused anyone hoping for a Jihadist style thread. If you're looking for sex obsessed female virgins, go to a convent.

You won't find any sex obsessed virgins in a convent...:pac:

ejmaztec

And some people are so sex-obsessed that they spend 24/7 posting filth on Boards......................

OutlawPete

FinnLizzy wrote: »

If you're looking for sex obsessed female virgins, go to a convent.

Loretto is where they're at .. or so I hear.

ejmaztec

HavingCrack wrote: »

You won't find any sex obsessed virgins in a convent...:pac:

Nun at all.

FinnLizzy

ejmaztec wrote: »

And some people are so sex-obsessed that they spend 24/7 posting filth on Boards......................

Yes, exactly. But but I posted this topic because I was watching the Inbetweeners.

jme2010

HavingCrack wrote: »

You won't find any sex obsessed virgins in a convent...:pac:

But you will find virgin obsessed....eh.

AnonoBoy

I love White Russians too.

We're talking cocktails, right?

Mickeroo

Don't think I knew anyone like that when I was teenager, I was too busy being knee deep in clunge back then to care anyway.

enda1

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I love White Russians too.

We're talking cocktails, right?

Me too!

Black Russians are luckily much more rare and not as Dude friendly to be honest.

jme2010

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I love White Russians too.

We're talking c0ck----, right?

.:rolleyes:

theillest

I remember a lad form primary school constantly talking about sex and his dick,still see him around now and he is as camp as christmas.

I remember one time he asked us did we want to see his impression of an elephant..so he turned around pulled out his pockets,zipped down his zipper,took out his prepubescent penis.Although it was ****ing hilarious,what a little creep.....

G_R

ejmaztec wrote: »

Nun at all.

Poor, very poor.

Mickeroo wrote: »

Don't think I knew anyone like that when I was teenager, I was too busy being knee deep in clunge back then to care anyway.

I have bad news for you...

Saila

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_osFtSUQ-g

NothingMan

theillest wrote: »

I remember one time he asked us did we want to see his impression of an elephant..so he turned around pulled out his pockets,zipped down his zipper,took out his prepubescent penis.

Hahaha! I finally found my new party trick. Although my penis isn't quite prepubescent so it will be an elephant with a quiff.

Dravokivich

FinnLizzy wrote: »

The best representation of this person in popular media is Jay from The Inbetweeners.

Who and what?

I'd say Kevin and Perry would be better representatives of that demographic.

AnonoBoy

jme2010 wrote: »

.:rolleyes:

I like the way you put in your own rolleyes so I didn't have to.

ejmaztec

Grand_Rajnah wrote: »

Poor, very poor.

Aren't they the Poor Clares?:(

AnonoBoy

Dravokivich wrote: »

Who and what?

I'd say Kevin and Perry would be better representatives of that demographic.

Nah. Watch Inbetweeners. Jay is the ultimate sex-obsessed virgin.

jme2010

NothingMan wrote: »

an elephant with a quiff AFRO.

More like it!

slavetothegrind

sex obsessed virgins i don't know but i do know a self obsessed vegan if thats any use to you?

NothingMan

jme2010 wrote: »

More like it!

Actually I keep my pubes conditioned and gelled in an elvis style comb back. Quite fetching I'm told.

stupidusername

I was a sex sane (not mad) virgin at one point. I dunno that women are that interested in it before it happens,not obsessed anyway.

ejmaztec

NothingMan wrote: »

Actually I keep my pubes conditioned and gelled in an elvis style comb back. Quite fetching I'm told.

,,as in, "fetch the Guards, there's a flasher"?

--LOS--

stupidusername wrote: »

I was a sex sane (not mad) virgin at one point. I dunno that women are that interested in it before it happens,not obsessed anyway.

probably not as openly obsessed as in constantly spouting sh!te with your friends etc but definitely interested.

CrazyRabbit

Shouldn't this thread belong in the Moderators forum?

stupidusername

--LOS-- wrote: »

probably not as openly obsessed as in constantly spouting sh!te with your friends etc but definitely interested.

tbh I can't remember back that far. I don't remember thinking about it at all. but yeah best not try to speak for the female population I suppose.

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Shouldn't this thread belong in the Moderators forum?

zing!

--LOS--

stupidusername wrote: »

tbh I can't remember back that far. I don't remember thinking about it at all. but yeah best not try to speak for the female population I suppose.

I dont remember thinking about it like it was this thing that was so important or worrying about it or w/e like some people do.

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

I was a sex sane (not mad) virgin at one point. I dunno that women are that interested in it before it happens,not obsessed anyway.

Are you mad!

stupidusername

bluewolf wrote: »

Are you mad!

Clearly I am.

OK well I wasn't that interested before it happened, before I had a boyfriend. my first kiss was late enough so maybe I was a little behind in my worryings.

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

Clearly I am.

OK well I wasn't that interested before it happened, before I had a boyfriend. my first kiss was late enough so maybe I was a little behind in my worryings.

It's ok we're all different

stupidusername

bluewolf wrote: »

It's ok we're all different

I actually did obsess about it, but in a different way.

--LOS--

stupidusername wrote: »

I actually did obsess about it, but in a different way.

I think you might mean same as what I was saying... you dont obsess about the act, losing your virginity w/e......doesnt mean you werent a horny chungwan though :pac:

stupidusername

--LOS-- wrote: »

I think you might mean same as what I was saying... you dont obsess about the act, losing your virginity w/e......doesnt mean you werent a horny chungwan though :pac:

i'd like to agree with that but no I wasn't! i really didn't get into it all till like 19.

FinnLizzy

Its funny when you call them out on their bullsh1t, they get so insecure.

--LOS--

stupidusername wrote: »

i'd like to agree with that but no I wasn't! i really didn't get into it all till like 19.

ok













you are mad! :pac:

stupidusername

--LOS-- wrote: »

ok













you are mad! :pac:

and I didn't reeeeeeally get into it till like the past year. so much wasted time

:pac:

Dudess

Ooh yeah, 19 - so LATE! May as well be 50... People's sexual appetites develop at different stages - way too much obsession with everyone being the same sexually rather than it being accepted for what it is: something specific to individuals.

Mickeroo wrote: »

Don't think I knew anyone like that when I was teenager, I was too busy being knee deep in clunge back then to care anyway.

Ironically that's exactly the kind of stuff that the type of person the OP is referring to would say. Although maybe you're making a wry observation in that vein?

Yep OP, I was in college with a guy like that - always saying stuff like "I'd fla the hole off her" and "I'd say she'd be a right goer". Scarlet for him. Anyway it was obvious he was a virgin and one night he admitted it when drunk. Nothing wrong with it - and he was only in his early 20s - but he did ask for advice. And was promptly told never to go on with that silly sh1te again, as it's only gonna turn girls off. And he did so and got laid.

--LOS-- wrote: »

I think you might mean same as what I was saying... you dont obsess about the act, losing your virginity w/e......doesnt mean you werent a horny chungwan though :pac:

The horny teenager thing is not universal - really don't know why people insist it is. I became interested in sex at an early age, yes, but I wasn't this out-of-control hormonal mess all teenagers are apparently "supposed" to be. And I wasn't alone. Much of it is genuine, but much is definitely put on in order to seem "normal" - I've heard people admit it when they got older.

brummytom

45 posts and I haven't been mentioned once?


I'm very disappointed.

hondasam

brummytom wrote: »

45 posts and I haven't been mentioned once?


I'm very disappointed.

are you still a virgin ?

Kojak

ejmaztec wrote: »

And some people are so sex-obsessed that they spend 24/7 posting filth on Boards......................

Is that not part of the contract you agree to when you sign up to boards?

OutlawPete

hondasam wrote: »

are you still a virgin ?

It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it? If he says he hasn't, he's a prude. If he says he has, he's a slut. It's a trap.

Don't answer it Brummy.

hondasam

OutlawPete wrote: »

It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it? If he says he hasn't, he's a prude. If he says he has, he's a slut. It's a trap.

Don't answer it Brummy.

should we give him a few tips ?:p

Kojak

hondasam wrote: »

should we give him a few tips ?:p

Is this going to be some sort of live demonstration thing?