how do you deal with assholes in work?

Capt'n Midnight · 30-05-2011 12:14AM

There are some people who are physically incapable of wiping their own arses.

It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

For a short time that someone was me.

How do you deal with it ?

Treat it like your own.

ArtSmart · 30-05-2011 12:40AM

How do I deal with assholes in work?

I smack 'em.

Red Hand · 30-05-2011 12:47AM

ArtSmart wrote: »

How do I deal with assholes in work?

I smack 'em.

And how do you deal with the people who are attached to said assholes?

ArtSmart · 30-05-2011 12:51AM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

And how do you deal with the people who are attached to said assholes?

well usually after a good smacking I share a cigarette with them. Why?

LighterGuy · 30-05-2011 12:52AM

Biggins wrote: »

Try my best to ignore them.
If they REALLY get in my face. Go through them without hesitation.

Depends on who it is in question. If said asshole was a higher up or someone with clout. You would think twice about certain things.

Red Hand · 30-05-2011 12:58AM

ArtSmart wrote: »

well usually after a good smacking I share a cigarette with them. Why?

Just to be clear...you share a cigerette with the asshole, or with the person whose asshole you smacked...or with both?

ArtSmart · 30-05-2011 01:02AM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Just to be clear...you share a cigerette with the asshole, or with the person whose asshole you smacked...or with both?

haven't you already over stretched your attempted metaphor mix-up?

ps, are you the Arnie lover or am i thinkin of someone else?

Red Hand · 30-05-2011 01:03AM

ArtSmart wrote: »

haven't you already over stretched your attempted metaphor mix-up?

ps, are you the Arnie lover or am i thinkin of someone else?

You have made an enemy this day, sir.

Good morning.

ArtSmart · 30-05-2011 01:04AM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

You have made an enemy this day, sir.

Good morning.

Finally, I've achieved something today.

hudsonriver · 30-05-2011 01:08AM

The same way I deal with all Real Life problems. . .

The ignore button.

That or go from real to half life and take out a crowbar

metalmessiah88 · 30-05-2011 01:12AM

just twist what they say and make the feel little they'll soon pi$$ off

Capt'n Midnight · 30-05-2011 01:13AM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

You have made an enema this day, sir.

Good morning.

fyp

that's how you deal with assholes

Knex* · 30-05-2011 01:15AM

If they are proper a**hole I usually use a nice blend of sarcasm and a bit of abuse disguised as banter and see how things go

I would be the type of person who is always messing with friends and throwing abuse around (think a lot of Irish people kinda are) and I generally just throw a lot of this at someone whos being a dick to see how they respond. If its gets out of hand I simply say it, most of them aren't used to be confronted over being a knob and will usually back off.
Just my 2 cents tho:)

Karona · 30-05-2011 02:04AM

I worked with a lot of assholes...
If your a girl and the assholes are guys, crying usually freaks the feck out of them.

Makes them apolagise sharpish too.

jimbobaloobob · 30-05-2011 02:07AM

Drawing the emotions card Karona i like it!

Saila · 30-05-2011 02:07AM

knock the shit of them usually

tdv123 · 30-05-2011 02:09AM

Mutter bad things about them under my breath when there not looking.

jimbobaloobob · 30-05-2011 02:09AM

wise words on how to deal with assholes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvMduWKHNpY

Show Time · 30-05-2011 08:07AM

eilo1 wrote: »

fairly self explanatory, how do you deal with work collegue/ customers / clients that are assholes?

Go afterhours go...........................

I sack them.

GTDolanator · 30-05-2011 08:17AM

i just give them a taste of their own medicine

Dravokivich · 30-05-2011 08:19AM

talk to them a little as possible. when i had to talk with them, i tend to drop subtle hints that i dont want to talk with them.

actually, now that i think about it, "fu¢k off!" isn't very subtle.

30-05-2011 08:24AM

Saila wrote: »

knock the shit of them usually

No you don't.

Overheal · 30-05-2011 08:32AM

To be honest, i usually just ignore whatever they did to piss me off. then, i turn it around on them by treating them as if i totally respected them. which then breeds a cycle of mutual respect, in a very effective way. if you wanna know the truth. It's called have balls and don't be afraid to use them.

Dun · 30-05-2011 08:32AM

Nothing cause the boss loves him. He's alone over where he's sitting, otherwise he'd have started his usual 2 hours of Monday morning ****e-talking to the ones sitting beside him, but that'll come soon. In lieu of that he's drumming on the desk. Bloody attention whore.

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Biggins · 30-05-2011 10:10AM

LighterGuy wrote: »

Depends on who it is in question. If said asshole was a higher up or someone with clout. You would think twice about certain things.

No. If ever I was an underling, I never took any crap if it got serious. Gave out to employers previously. You stand up for yourself or give others the impression you can be further walked upon.
For the sake of keeping the peace, I many a time let idiotic fools stew in their own world and let others looking on, do their own judging - but when things got personal or outright lies were tried to be put about, that when I stood/stand up and set the record straight - and not by any small measure.

Like most folk I don't go looking for trouble and try to avoid it for the sake of peace - but I don't allow crass idiots to run over me either in the worst cases, Stuff that!

busyliving · 30-05-2011 10:13AM

As I work in the adult entertainment sector...I tend to plunder a lot of assholes during my working day:D

weldoninhio · 30-05-2011 10:30AM

amandaf675 wrote: »

ignore them most of the time but tonight i decided to play a trick on her.

Me and my mother were supposed to be off on the 2nd of july so had basically decided to have my bday session on that nite, but we realised that this girl had wrote her name down for a night off leaving only one other person to cover the shift. and even at that, the person left to do the shift is new so aint the best! and Its a saturday night so need at lease 2 people on!

The rule where we work is when u want a night off you find out whos night off it is and talk to them and ask them to swap. We basically d out own roatas between us as our boss is there 7 nights anyway!

But she had marked a day off which was her night to work (she does this the whole time and never thinks of saying it to anyone. this is the 5th day she has wrote in she wanted off since start of may and she only does 3 nights a weeek anyway) so we told her we had our party that night so she had to work. she then procedded to tell out boss that noone was able to cover the shift and he would be there with only the new girl! My boss blew a fuse at her and basically told her, if her or my mother aint there that night, she has no job to come back to!

Twas sooo funny watching her reaction! She'll think twice the next time

So, basically she followed the rules and marked the day she wanted off, you and yore ma decided you wanted it off too but hadn't marked it off and you went crying to the boss that you wanted it off??

Surprised the new girl hasn't posted here :rolleyes:

Son Of A Vidic · 30-05-2011 11:00AM

galwayrush wrote: »

I sack them.

Show Time wrote: »

I sack them.

We need further elaboration here, do you use both sacks or just the left or right? Assuming of course you don't have a monoball.

Gary4279 · 30-05-2011 11:16AM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

We need further elaboration here, do you use both sacks or just the left or right? Assuming of course you don't have a monoball.

Man.....your only supposed to have one sack with two balls. If you have a sack for each ball then your should see someone....

phill106 · 30-05-2011 11:26AM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

We need further elaboration here, do you use both sacks or just the left or right? Assuming of course you don't have a monoball.

Gary4279 wrote: »

Man.....your only supposed to have one sack with two balls. If you have a sack for each ball then your should see someone....

Possibly in the adult film industry, I can see the film title already, 2balls2sacks2furious.

how do you deal with assholes in work?

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