Taxi sickness

yosemite_sam · 29-05-2011 07:32PM

You are joking, all part of the game they should have some sort of insurance if they are carrying paying customers

Karona · 29-05-2011 09:19PM

Degag wrote: »

How did he get your number?

I know a guy who got sick into his jumper and cradled it in the jumper all the way home.

The place where she rang kept the numbers incase they needed to call back to ask where the house was etc.

Fulton Crown · 29-05-2011 09:30PM

In fairness taxi drivers have to put up with a lot of sh1t from drunken customers.

That said some of them can be right bashterds too.

I had imbibed far too heavily one night in city centre and hailed a taxi for home.

Guy was a fat obnoxious cnunt, who kept riling me from the minute I got into his cab.

Had one of those cabs with the perspex sheet between passanger and driver so he could not see to much of the back seat.

Kept going on and on about foreign taxi drivers ,price of fuel yada yada yada.

Iwas well pissed so I eased down the kekks in the back seat as soon as i I got close to destination.

Told driver to let me off a few streets short of my apartment and paid him.

No tip.

"Thanks for your generosoity" was his sour rejoinder as i exited the taxi.

"Don't mention it pal" I said

I laughed to myself as i pictured his face when he discovered the quart of sour Guinness p1ss I has seeped into his back seat.!

Majic !:D

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 29-05-2011 09:34PM

Fulton Crown wrote: »

In fairness taxi drivers have to put up with a lot of sh1t from drunken customers.

That said some of them can be right bashterds too.

I had imbibed far too heavily one night in city centre and hailed a taxi for home.

Guy was a fat obnoxious cnunt, who kept riling me from the minute I got into his cab.

Had one of those cabs with the perspex sheet between passanger and driver so he could not see to much of the back seat.

Kept going on and on about foreign taxi drivers ,price of fuel yada yada yada.

Iwas well pissed so I eased down the kekks in the back seat as soon as i I got close to destination.

Told driver to let me off a few streets short of my apartment and paid him.

No tip.

"Thanks for your generosoity" was his sour rejoinder as i exited the taxi.

"Don't mention it pal" I said

I laughed to myself as i pictured his face when he discovered the quart of sour Guinness p1ss I has seeped into his back seat.!

Majic !:D

He probably thinks you're an obnoxious cnunt too

brokenhinge · 29-05-2011 09:42PM

Nearly did once when everyone pushed me and everyone out of the taxi-a two minute walk from home. After puking my intestines up I spent the two minute walk home whining as to why we got off so early.

I was not a popular boy the next day.

Karona · 29-05-2011 09:42PM

A filty old taxi driver tried to get with me one night in his cab the dirty b*****d.

Was horrified and quickly escaped.:eek:

Gives me shivers even thinking about it.

Fulton Crown · 29-05-2011 09:46PM

Malia Acidic Someone wrote: »

He probably thinks you're an obnoxious cnunt too

Eh ?

Less of the personals pal ,,if you don't mind....:mad:

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 29-05-2011 10:07PM

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Eh ?

Less of the personals pal ,,if you don't mind....:mad:

Considering you pissed in another mans car, his livlihood, it would be safe to assume that would be the least he thought of you. Buddy.

phasers · 29-05-2011 10:08PM

Fulton Crown wrote: »

In fairness taxi drivers have to put up with a lot of sh1t from drunken customers.

That said some of them can be right bashterds too.

I had imbibed far too heavily one night in city centre and hailed a taxi for home.

Guy was a fat obnoxious cnunt, who kept riling me from the minute I got into his cab.

Had one of those cabs with the perspex sheet between passanger and driver so he could not see to much of the back seat.

Kept going on and on about foreign taxi drivers ,price of fuel yada yada yada.

Iwas well pissed so I eased down the kekks in the back seat as soon as i I got close to destination.

Told driver to let me off a few streets short of my apartment and paid him.

No tip.

"Thanks for your generosoity" was his sour rejoinder as i exited the taxi.

"Don't mention it pal" I said

I laughed to myself as i pictured his face when he discovered the quart of sour Guinness p1ss I has seeped into his back seat.!

Majic !:D

You're disgusting.

padd b1975 · 29-05-2011 11:24PM

Fulton Crown wrote: »

In fairness taxi drivers have to put up with a lot of sh1t from drunken customers.

That said some of them can be right bashterds too.

I had imbibed far too heavily one night in city centre and hailed a taxi for home.

Guy was a fat obnoxious cnunt, who kept riling me from the minute I got into his cab.

Had one of those cabs with the perspex sheet between passanger and driver so he could not see to much of the back seat.

Kept going on and on about foreign taxi drivers ,price of fuel yada yada yada.

Iwas well pissed so I eased down the kekks in the back seat as soon as i I got close to destination.

Told driver to let me off a few streets short of my apartment and paid him.

No tip.

"Thanks for your generosoity" was his sour rejoinder as i exited the taxi.

"Don't mention it pal" I said

I laughed to myself as i pictured his face when he discovered the quart of sour Guinness p1ss I has seeped into his back seat.!

Majic !:D

Seriously squire, could you not have just baked/kept it on a low simmer until you baled and found a public or private convenience. Not a huge fan of the type of driver you describe but he sure as hell did not deserve that. Not funny. Not magical.

Mrmoe · 29-05-2011 11:36PM

Haven't puked in a taxi yet. I do believe this is why women carry handbags with them on a night out, I know a few who use them as a makeshift sick bag. Not fun fishing out those keys to unlock the front door.

HavingCrack · 29-05-2011 11:59PM

Closest I came to throwing up I hadn't actually been drinking and it was the middle of the day on my way to the train station. I'd eaten a dodgy fish and chips from a certain chipper in Bray and felt like ****e. When the taxi stopped at a red light I felt the puke coming so just threw open the door and jumped out :eek:.

Lukker- · 30-05-2011 12:42AM

I told him I needed some air, I proceeded to roll down the window and spray puke out the window for the next 3-4 minutes, he didn't say anything but I insisted on poking my head back in a couple of times to assure him I was fine. When we arrived I was right as rain, although I did look at the back of his car when he was leaving, the blasted wind had blown the chunks all over the back door!

fasttalkerchat · 30-05-2011 12:44AM

How does that fine work? Do they take you to the garda station or do they send you a bill or what?

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 30-05-2011 12:48AM

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

How does that fine work? Do they take you to the garda station or do they send you a bill or what?

heard its on the spot if you have it,garda station if dont,looked up uk rates,its £40

http://www.tfl.gov.uk/gettingaround/taxisandminicabs/taxis/taxifares/1142.aspx

Degag · 30-05-2011 01:41AM

Fulton Crown wrote: »

In fairness taxi drivers have to put up with a lot of sh1t from drunken customers.

That said some of them can be right bashterds too.

I had imbibed far too heavily one night in city centre and hailed a taxi for home.

Guy was a fat obnoxious cnunt, who kept riling me from the minute I got into his cab.

Had one of those cabs with the perspex sheet between passanger and driver so he could not see to much of the back seat.

Kept going on and on about foreign taxi drivers ,price of fuel yada yada yada.

Iwas well pissed so I eased down the kekks in the back seat as soon as i I got close to destination.

Told driver to let me off a few streets short of my apartment and paid him.

No tip.

"Thanks for your generosoity" was his sour rejoinder as i exited the taxi.

"Don't mention it pal" I said

I laughed to myself as i pictured his face when he discovered the quart of sour Guinness p1ss I has seeped into his back seat.!

Majic !:D

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Eh ?

Less of the personals pal ,,if you don't mind....:mad:

I'm not going to say that you are the lowest of the low..... but that's low.

Fulton Crown · 30-05-2011 07:04PM

padd b1975 wrote: »

Seriously squire, could you not have just baked/kept it on a low simmer until you baled and found a public or private convenience. Not a huge fan of the type of driver you describe but he sure as hell did not deserve that. Not funny. Not magical.

No !

Cnunt continually annoyed The Crown...deliberately !

He was lucky he did not get the chump of floury sh1te I had "on simmer" as you say.

Was sorely tempted.........was sorely tempted Buddy....:mad:

Big Nasty · 30-05-2011 07:10PM

Fulton Crown wrote: »

No !

Cnunt continually annoyed The Crown...deliberately !

He was lucky he did not get the chump of floury sh1te I had "on simmer" as you say.

Was sorely tempted.........was sorely tempted Buddy....:mad:

Who's this dude?

The Flutt's alter ego!?!:eek:

Spook_ie · 03-06-2011 06:45PM

Fulton Crown wrote: »

In fairness taxi drivers have to put up with a lot of sh1t from drunken customers.

That said some of them can be right bashterds too.

I had imbibed far too heavily one night in city centre and hailed a taxi for home.

Guy was a fat obnoxious cnunt, who kept riling me from the minute I got into his cab.

Had one of those cabs with the perspex sheet between passanger and driver so he could not see to much of the back seat.

Kept going on and on about foreign taxi drivers ,price of fuel yada yada yada.

Iwas well pissed so I eased down the kekks in the back seat as soon as i I got close to destination.

Told driver to let me off a few streets short of my apartment and paid him.

No tip.

"Thanks for your generosoity" was his sour rejoinder as i exited the taxi.

"Don't mention it pal" I said

I laughed to myself as i pictured his face when he discovered the quart of sour Guinness p1ss I has seeped into his back seat.!

Majic !:D

Malia Acidic Someone wrote: »

He probably thinks you're an obnoxious cnunt too

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Eh ?

Less of the personals pal ,,if you don't mind....:mad:

Fulton only thinks the taxi driver is a Kuhnt, whereas from his own confession Fulton is one :cool:

InTheTrees · 03-06-2011 06:58PM

Yes, once. All I can remember is the cabbie complaining that he wouldnt be able to work again that night and me giving him more and more 20's...

Embarrassing as hell, even when pissed drunk.

PennyLane88 · 03-07-2011 10:07PM

Ya got sick in a taxi last night - was too drunk to care about the amount.

Was raging though as i was only 20 seconds from my stop!

Had to do a U-turn to go to the atm and take out 80 lids (think it was 80, i have that figure stuck in my head)

paddy978 · 03-07-2011 11:35PM

Ya but I was very drunk and very underage.

Voodoomelon · 04-07-2011 01:03AM

Not sick in a taxi, but had a serious shaving foam incident.

Few years back, got some free tickets to the Savoy to the Bourne Ultimatum premier, and every seat had a goody bag with lots of Nivea for Men stuff in it, happy days. Hit the pub after with pockets filled with shaving foam and other bits, and then ended up in Coppers. We all got ****faced and had to get a taxi out to Dun Laoighaire after. So one mate was in the front and me and the other chap were in the back.

The other chap in the back whips out his shaving foam and sprayed it all over my legs. I thought fcuk you and took mine out and sprayed him back. Things started to get out of hand very quickly, there was a full on shaving foam war going on in the back of the car and the driver didn't cop it. We were in fits laughing into our sleeves whilst the foam was being sprayed everywhere, all over the back of the front seats, all over the doors, the rear seats, the floor, the windows, even smeared all over the back of the drivers headrest. It looked like it had snowed in the back, and the place was stinking but nothing was said.

We asked the driver to drop us off a good 5 minute walk to my mates house, much to the puzzlement of our mate in the front. As soon as we got out of the taxi we started leggin it. It would have all wiped down in 30 seconds flat but i'd say that poor taximan got the fright of his life when he looked in the back.

pappyodaniel · 04-07-2011 03:47AM

Voodoomelon wrote: »

Not sick in a taxi, but had a serious shaving foam incident.

Few years back, got some free tickets to the Savoy to the Bourne Ultimatum premier, and every seat had a goody bag with lots of Nivea for Men stuff in it, happy days. Hit the pub after with pockets filled with shaving foam and other bits, and then ended up in Coppers. We all got ****faced and had to get a taxi out to Dun Laoighaire after. So one mate was in the front and me and the other chap were in the back.

The other chap in the back whips out his shaving foam and sprayed it all over my legs. I thought fcuk you and took mine out and sprayed him back. Things started to get out of hand very quickly, there was a full on shaving foam war going on in the back of the car and the driver didn't cop it. We were in fits laughing into our sleeves whilst the foam was being sprayed everywhere, all over the back of the front seats, all over the doors, the rear seats, the floor, the windows, even smeared all over the back of the drivers headrest. It looked like it had snowed in the back, and the place was stinking but nothing was said.

We asked the driver to drop us off a good 5 minute walk to my mates house, much to the puzzlement of our mate in the front. As soon as we got out of the taxi we started leggin it. It would have all wiped down in 30 seconds flat but i'd say that poor taximan got the fright of his life when he looked in the back.

Not cool

Taxi sickness

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