I heard it but dont believe it....

anto2 · 28-05-2011 05:28AM

Dont worry about it OP .Any holes a goal !

Galway K9 · 28-05-2011 11:58AM

haha its not me. I was having few drinks last sat and this guy told us what happened to him on rag week and we burst into laughter tho he wasnt too happy bout us laughing.:D

ArtyM · 28-05-2011 12:22PM

Blast him with..........oestrogen!

barone · 28-05-2011 12:28PM

if the 'tool's' been removed from the box,is it just a box ?
:eek:

Laika1986 · 28-05-2011 12:34PM

Was this him/her?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUJCerfYV85H-7ZM05OSaneHLXi99fRAAu4fCDhmmVIl76dCdT

Biggins · 28-05-2011 12:43PM

Galway K9 wrote: »

Where a guy meets a girl from abroad in ireland, gets with her and when having sex realises its actually a man,,,,does this happen....is it common? How careful should we be if thats the case?

I genuinely know of one case - and when the chap found out later, boy was he humiliated.
In fact a few weeks later, he tried to top himself by jumping out of his apartment window.

holystungun9 · 28-05-2011 06:12PM

Daegerty wrote: »

It seems impossible since a tranny can be spotted a mile away but dont misunderestimate the power of beer goggles

eh...yeah..impossible, so ah, yeah lads, don't worry about it happening.

martic · 28-05-2011 06:17PM

A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to. She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it would be a sin. The bus driver says no problem, he's not married. The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the ass. The bus driver agrees again and being the only two people on the bus they go in the back and take care of business. When they were done and he had resumed driving the bus driver said, "Sister,I have a confession to make, I'm married and have three kid's." The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too. My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party."

OneArt · 28-05-2011 06:43PM

uncleoswald wrote: »

I've heard that up to 60% of all women from "abroad" are actually men.

That is a FACT.

My mother's a woman from abroad.

...

Oh no.

bonerm · 28-05-2011 06:45PM

Keith186 wrote: »

The devil takes many forms.

All including a horn it would appear.

Saila · 28-05-2011 06:51PM

Contemplating Aristotle wrote: »

What is a man, what is a woman?

women have these (.)(.) and one of these (|)

men dont they have one of these..
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we both have these (*)

Nijmegen · 28-05-2011 07:10PM

The good old "A friend of mine..." line.

Galway K9 · 28-05-2011 07:47PM

Nijmegen wrote: »

The good old "A friend of mine..." line.

Wasnt a friend of mine ahah

Lyra Fangs · 28-05-2011 08:13PM

Once again another sh1te thread, why have these become so common recently??

Kevin Duffy · 28-05-2011 08:25PM

Lyra Fangs wrote: »

Once again another sh1te thread, why have these become so common recently??

In your opinion, not shared by all. Feel free to start lots of fantastic threads instead of moaning about the ones already there.

Lyra Fangs · 28-05-2011 08:31PM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

In your opinion, not shared by all. Feel free to start lots of fantastic threads instead of moaning about the ones already there.

Yes my opinion, which I am entitled to, I never claimed it was representative of everyone's opinion.

Chuck Stone · 28-05-2011 08:34PM

I think this thread is very nice.

http://forums.klipsch.com/forums/storage/4/1475118/borat-very-nice.jpg

Gummy Panda · 28-05-2011 08:34PM

Wait.. How did he find out during sex?

Was it like:

"hey what's that thing?"

"just a big clit, move it to the side"

Kevin Duffy · 28-05-2011 08:39PM

Lyra Fangs wrote: »

Yes my opinion, which I am entitled to, I never claimed it was representative of everyone's opinion.

I realise you are entitled to your opinion, but you denounced the thread, stating it was shíte as though it were a fact.

Kevin Duffy · 28-05-2011 08:41PM

Maybe the dude in the story just got with Chyna and it wasn't actually a schlong, just a big ol' clít. Google it for yourself, I would feel wrong to post a link or pic, but it has to be seen to be believed.

Lyra Fangs · 28-05-2011 09:09PM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I realise you are entitled to your opinion, but you denounced the thread, stating it was shíte as though it were a fact.

Yes because it is a fact to me. I'm not claiming to know whether other people think it is but I know full well that I think it is.

Anyway let's not go down this route of throwing comments back and fourth. I stated what I thought of the thread and if you do not agree with my assessment then you have every right to ignore it, I'm not trying to force you to accept what I believe.

Gummy Panda · 28-05-2011 09:10PM

Lyra Fangs wrote: »

Yes because it is a fact to me. I'm not claiming to know whether other people think it is but I know full well that I think it is.

That's nice.

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Maybe the dude in the story just got with Chyna and it wasn't actually a schlong, just a big ol' clít. Google it for yourself, I would feel wrong to post a link or pic, but it has to be seen to be believed.

ah the aul steroid abuse

stupidusername · 28-05-2011 09:15PM

could a guys shlong be that small??

Kevin Duffy · 28-05-2011 09:17PM

Lyra Fangs wrote: »

Yes because it is a fact to me. I'm not claiming to know whether other people think it is but I know full well that I think it is.

Anyway let's not go down this route of throwing comments back and fourth. I stated what I thought of the thread and if you do not agree with my assessment then you have every right to ignore it, I'm not trying to force you to accept what I believe.

Your opinion is just that, an opinion, not a fact. I could indeed ignore your comments, just like you could have ignored the thread instead of denouncing it.

alexa5x5 · 28-05-2011 09:19PM

stupidusername wrote: »

could a guys shlong be that small??

A friend of mine said the first time she slept with her then boyfriend she got the shock of her life, he was so small she couldnt see his 'shlong' through his pubes :eek: and he wasnt that hairy!

Kevin Duffy · 28-05-2011 09:21PM

stupidusername wrote: »

could a guys shlong be that small??

Do you mean as small as Chyna's? Obviously I have no personal experience of such a thing :cool: but looking at Greek statues, maybe. I mean, those lads were supposed to be fine examples of manhood and they don't seem to have had fine examples of manhoods. No wonder they got a reputation for man-loving, Greek women were probably getting it from somewhere else to get satisfaction, leaving Greek men to each other.

Lyra Fangs · 28-05-2011 09:26PM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Your opinion is just that, an opinion, not a fact. I could indeed ignore your comments, just like you could have ignored the thread instead of denouncing it.

Look I'm far from the first to comment on the quality of a thread and as you said I'm entitled to my opinion so let's just leave it at that.

stupidusername · 28-05-2011 09:27PM

nah i mean, without getting too graphic, even if it was that small you'd still notice the balls there, or at least lack of..... lips....

Kiera · 28-05-2011 09:27PM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Do you mean as small as Chyna's? Obviously I have no personal experience of such a thing :cool: but looking at Greek statues, maybe. I mean, those lads were supposed to be fine examples of manhood and they don't seem to have had fine examples of manhoods. No wonder they got a reputation for man-loving, Greek women were probably getting it from somewhere else to get satisfaction, leaving Greek men to each other.

Maybe they were "growers"?

Kevin Duffy · 28-05-2011 09:33PM

Kiera wrote: »

Maybe they were "growers"?

In fairness, it'd want to be more like telescopic to achieve what I'm sure Greek women would have wanted.

I heard it but dont believe it....

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