Insect Murderer

Duggy747 · 27-05-2011 03:01PM

Me and the insects / spiders have an understanding, don't fùck with me and I won't fùck with you.

I don't mind spiders, they take care of any flies that hang around too long. The GF always wants me to kill them since she's terrified of spiders but I just grab them, put them out the window and let the little buggers be on their merry way.

Though there's nothing quite as unsettling than seeing a gigantic spider, getting something to put him in and returning to find him gone. Don't want him crawling down my mouth when I go to sleep.

Last thing I need are more spider eggs exploding inside of my brain again..............boy, that was an embarrasing dinner with GF's family when hundreds of baby spiders crawled out of my nostrils and ears.......

Napper Hawkins · 27-05-2011 03:03PM

I've never really understood the level of cowardice it takes to kill a spider.

Spiders kill flies and other annoying bastard insects so I don't have to and they're bloody harmless. Spiders are my friends.

TheKells · 27-05-2011 03:10PM

I order assassinations on spiders if I see them, that's after I run away from them to a safe distance of course.

buswankers · 27-05-2011 03:12PM

I make my best efforts to shoo them to the nearest window...if its a fly i'll try & swat him in that general direction...spiders i try & trap under a jar or something else (the see through lid of cotton buds prove very useful in these situations) & will proceed to throw him out the window (2 story house, but spiders always land on their feet don't they?!)

If my efforts to vacate them from the premises alive don't come to fruition then the hoover comes out.

Oh & its really only spiders/flies in my bedroom that bother me - dont really mind them anywhere else in the house cos they wont be near me when i'm asleep!

Tar.Aldarion · 27-05-2011 03:12PM

Mostly leave them where they are, or take em off my arm!

LETHAL LADY · 27-05-2011 03:15PM

I just eats em.

27-05-2011 03:16PM

I try to shoo them out, I really hate and feel guilty killing them

:(:( I killed a daddylonglegs a few years ago and I'm still traumatised

Spiders are ok as long as they are not near where i am sleeping

J. Marston · 27-05-2011 03:17PM

Zero tolerance on both, they must die.

Spiders especially. Pick them up with toilet paper, drop them in the toilet, piss on 'em (optional), flush.

Insect Overlord · 27-05-2011 03:18PM

*scuttles away from thread*

Amalgam · 27-05-2011 03:21PM

Love spiders, have a few pets down the side of the fridge. Flies and Bluebottles get accidentally swatted towards their webs.. oops.

johngalway · 27-05-2011 03:23PM

What's you address, I want to post the bodies to your house

johngalway · 27-05-2011 03:24PM

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I just eats em.

Guy in my old secondary school, used to crush the flies against the window then eat them :eek:

Duggy747 · 27-05-2011 03:24PM

Youtube Botfly Removal

Karona · 27-05-2011 03:24PM

I flipping hate flies, they are disgusting, I generally use a magazine or whatever is handy at the time to try and kill the little flippers.

Spiders are ok if they are not in my bedroom or bathroom. Otherwise its "Sorry Mr. Spider" and he gets the boot slammed down.

LETHAL LADY · 27-05-2011 03:26PM

johngalway wrote: »

Guy in my old secondary school, used to crush the flies against the window then eat them :eek:

Thats the brother flies mmmm tasty.

scrapsmac · 27-05-2011 03:32PM

Anyone else read this as "Insest Murderer" initially?

no? just me?..

Hank Scorpio · 27-05-2011 03:57PM

Moths are bastards, especially when they keep banging into the light. They made a racket, some of them are huge

TPD · 27-05-2011 04:59PM

Moths I'll kill, spiders I generally leave alone. If it's particularly big and nasty, i.e. I can hear its footfalls, I'll glass the fcuker. (and escort him to the window, throw him from the 1st floor, watch him land without a bother and run into the grass to plot revenge..)

Irish Guitarist · 27-05-2011 05:13PM

I release them into the wild if they're annoying insects. If they're minding their own business I sometimes let them stay.

I just found a mouth flying around so I chased him until I caught him between my hands and let him out the window. I did this a while ago with another moth but I ended up accidentally squashing the little guy.

A moth recently left a hole in my favourite t-shirt but I don't think that justifies murder.

I once found a may bug on his back in the footpath. He was struggling and was going to die. I felt sorry for him so I picked him up and turned him over.

I don't even kill mosquitoes when one starts drinking my blood. I just blow him away.

Anyone who kills spiders has no right to complain about other insects in their house by the way.

Alter-Ego · 27-05-2011 05:57PM

Just wasps and weird looking insects that look like they might mean business.

mattjack · 27-05-2011 06:04PM

johngalway wrote: »

Guy in my old secondary school, used to crush the flies against the window then eat them :eek:

this so called "school" ya went too..............were there men in white suits there...padded walls..locked gates ?

admiralofthefleet · 27-05-2011 06:05PM

this looks like a case for columbo

Our man in Havana · 27-05-2011 06:07PM

Wasps always mean business. They have to go immediately.

I leave spiders alone as they get the flies.

OutlawPete · 27-05-2011 06:07PM

I kill nothing, I live in harmony with all life's creatures. Why only last night I had an orgy with all dust mites in my mattress.

johngalway · 27-05-2011 06:10PM

mattjack wrote: »

this so called "school" ya went too..............were there men in white suits there...padded walls..locked gates ?

No, but on reflection, there should have been :pac:

annascott · 27-05-2011 06:21PM

Gently and respectfully escort spiders off the premises. Muder flies.

Chuck Stone · 27-05-2011 06:27PM

Flies die.

Spiders out tha window.

Moths die.

Bumble bees are my favourite insect cos they're friendly and wear cool fur jackets.

--LOS-- · 27-05-2011 07:01PM

I mostly leave them be, they dont bother me, sometimes I escort them out.

im invisible · 27-05-2011 07:15PM

i killed seven with one blow, once upon a time

Larianne · 29-05-2011 04:17AM

Frickin massive spider in my room now. The size of a Daddy Long Legs but with a giant body. I dunno if its pregnant. I usually don't mind spiders but It's disgusting! :eek:

I think I may have to kill it with my shoe.....

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