Insect Murderer

WIZE

Do you Murder Flies or Spiders that enter House or Room

or do you escort them to the door or Window

Options for Poll when Added

1 Im a Murderer me
2 Free them to the Wild
3 Meh . they can move in

brummytom

Murder them.


With the nice weather over the last month or so, I had my windows open most day, got so many tiny little flies. There's at least 50 flattened flies on my desk now.

kfallon

Try initially to escort them to window or door, if it's not working then it's 'Splat' time

AckwelFoley

BTK

Mint Sauce

Guide them out the door or window. Daddy long legs though, they lose their legs.

pragmatic1

Escort them out the window. Unless I'm really tired. Then they DIE.

SEPT 23 1989

I escort them to the door or Window and then murder them

pragmatic1

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I escort them to the door or Window and then murder them

Sneaky. What an assassin.

dlofnep

I used a makeshift flame-thrower on a spider last year. He was huge, and I couldn't get him out of the room.

neilthefunkeone

Die spider die!!!!!

Plazaman

Murder, then go outside with various weaponry to hunt down their closest relations.

SEPT 23 1989

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Sneaky. What an assassin.

Its the element of surprise that gets them everytime

Seachmall

I cry in a corner until they leave.

Failing that I move to another county.

JerryHandbag

Cold blooded murder every time...especially when they're buzzing around an opened can of beer/bottle of wine. G'way from it ye little sh1ts!!!

Red Hand

I escort the big insects out...kind of like a huge doorman. "You're barred!"

If there is one or two spiders in a room, I will leave them. They will take care of the smaller insects.

PrincessLola

If its a spider I scream and try to kill it from afar with hairspray.

Seachmall

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

I escort the big insects out...kind of like a huge doorman. "You're barred!"

I can just picture the sad face of a ladybug as you tell it to leave.

Saila

depends

If I want a challenge and/or am pissed off about something, swat the flies
spiders are no challenge so Ill just point to the door then to the can of aerosol and the lighter in my hand look at it and shrug my shoulders

alexa5x5

They have to die.

jester77

I'm more sinister in my approach. Unbeknown to the spider, I will let him create his web and I will direct insects in his direction and let him murder them for me. Once he is no longer of use to me I will send him to web cloud in the sky and groom his successor.

Red Hand

Seachmall wrote: »

I can just picture the sad face of a ladybug as you tell it to leave.

She's nothing but a troublemaker.

Napper Hawkins

I kill nothing and look down on people who do.

Apart from farmers, I do like my burgers.

Our man in Havana

Chemical warfare for the win. Spray them with raid and watch them drop.

--Kaiser--

<pedantry>
Murder = The unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.
</pedantry>

Pauleta

I kill them but sometimes if they put up a good fight and play a good game of hide and seek, i show mercy on them and set them free. They need to gain my respect.

Opelfruit

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

She's nothing but a troublemaker.

I never, ever kill spiders. Spiders are the good guys. If you want to kill those pesky flies the spiders will do all the work for free. Plus they just sit in the corner of the room all quite.

When a fly comes in the window it's only a matter of time until the food chain claims its victim. I just have to block out the screams of "Help me! Help me!"

ArtyM

All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent insect. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar house unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
Dalton

TheZohanS

I'd help bumble bees and spiders where possible, wasps and flies either get nilfisked or squashed.

problemchimp

I usually leave them be so as the kids can play with or kill them. If it's a fly I assume he has landed in some shiit before coming to visit us, so I give him 30 seconds to find an open window and then it's splat time

Larianne

PrincessLola wrote: »

If its a spider I scream and try to kill it from afar with hairspray.

Use a lighter with the hairspray. You'll get a better effect.

I tend to catch them and then release outside, unless its a bee or wasp. Those feckers cause pain so they gotta die!

prinz

snyper wrote: »

BTK

You're a disturbed individual

I do both, sometimes put them out the window or door, sometimes just splat. If I can catch them easily then it's out the window. Moths generally I kill though.

Duggy747

Me and the insects / spiders have an understanding, don't fùck with me and I won't fùck with you.

I don't mind spiders, they take care of any flies that hang around too long. The GF always wants me to kill them since she's terrified of spiders but I just grab them, put them out the window and let the little buggers be on their merry way.

Though there's nothing quite as unsettling than seeing a gigantic spider, getting something to put him in and returning to find him gone. Don't want him crawling down my mouth when I go to sleep.

Last thing I need are more spider eggs exploding inside of my brain again..............boy, that was an embarrasing dinner with GF's family when hundreds of baby spiders crawled out of my nostrils and ears.......

Napper Hawkins

I've never really understood the level of cowardice it takes to kill a spider.

Spiders kill flies and other annoying bastard insects so I don't have to and they're bloody harmless. Spiders are my friends.

TheKells

I order assassinations on spiders if I see them, that's after I run away from them to a safe distance of course.

buswankers

I make my best efforts to shoo them to the nearest window...if its a fly i'll try & swat him in that general direction...spiders i try & trap under a jar or something else (the see through lid of cotton buds prove very useful in these situations) & will proceed to throw him out the window (2 story house, but spiders always land on their feet don't they?!)

If my efforts to vacate them from the premises alive don't come to fruition then the hoover comes out.

Oh & its really only spiders/flies in my bedroom that bother me - dont really mind them anywhere else in the house cos they wont be near me when i'm asleep!

Tar.Aldarion

Mostly leave them where they are, or take em off my arm!

LETHAL LADY

I just eats em.

I try to shoo them out, I really hate and feel guilty killing them :(:( I killed a daddylonglegs a few years ago and I'm still traumatised

Spiders are ok as long as they are not near where i am sleeping

J. Marston

Zero tolerance on both, they must die.

Spiders especially. Pick them up with toilet paper, drop them in the toilet, piss on 'em (optional), flush.

Insect Overlord

*scuttles away from thread*

Amalgam

Love spiders, have a few pets down the side of the fridge. Flies and Bluebottles get accidentally swatted towards their webs.. oops.

johngalway

What's you address, I want to post the bodies to your house

johngalway

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I just eats em.

Guy in my old secondary school, used to crush the flies against the window then eat them :eek:

Duggy747

Youtube Botfly Removal

Karona

I flipping hate flies, they are disgusting, I generally use a magazine or whatever is handy at the time to try and kill the little flippers.

Spiders are ok if they are not in my bedroom or bathroom. Otherwise its "Sorry Mr. Spider" and he gets the boot slammed down.

LETHAL LADY

johngalway wrote: »

Guy in my old secondary school, used to crush the flies against the window then eat them :eek:

Thats the brother flies mmmm tasty.

scrapsmac

Anyone else read this as "Insest Murderer" initially?

no? just me?..

Hank Scorpio

Moths are bastards, especially when they keep banging into the light. They made a racket, some of them are huge

TPD

Moths I'll kill, spiders I generally leave alone. If it's particularly big and nasty, i.e. I can hear its footfalls, I'll glass the fcuker. (and escort him to the window, throw him from the 1st floor, watch him land without a bother and run into the grass to plot revenge..)

Irish Guitarist

I release them into the wild if they're annoying insects. If they're minding their own business I sometimes let them stay.

I just found a mouth flying around so I chased him until I caught him between my hands and let him out the window. I did this a while ago with another moth but I ended up accidentally squashing the little guy. A moth recently left a hole in my favourite t-shirt but I don't think that justifies murder.

I once found a may bug on his back in the footpath. He was struggling and was going to die. I felt sorry for him so I picked him up and turned him over.

I don't even kill mosquitoes when one starts drinking my blood. I just blow him away.

Anyone who kills spiders has no right to complain about other insects in their house by the way.

Alter-Ego

Just wasps and weird looking insects that look like they might mean business.