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You are not a f*cking DJ. You’re an overpaid, untalented, cake-throwing c*nt.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    Africa would be a safer place if lions were like that in real life


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    says the lad from australia - a land that seems hell bent on producing more lethal animals than you can shake a stick at!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    jtsuited wrote: »
    says the lad from australia - a land that seems hell bent on producing more lethal animals than you can shake a stick at!
    it is a true thing that you say :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    Heres one i posted over on YLYL,

    160676.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 411 ✭✭NotInventedHere


    Any of ye watching the Shadow Line. Have to say Stephen Rea's character gatehouse is the most sinister creation I have seen in quite a while, and this is a show full of nutters.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭francois


    Any of ye watching the Shadow Line. Have to say Stephen Rea's character gatehouse is the most sinister creation I have seen in quite a while, and this is a show full of nutters.

    Yes, it's excellent
    Good blog about it here http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/series/the-shadow-line-episode-by-episode


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Eddie Ere


    ianuss wrote: »



    I obviously didn't look hard enough :D


    Still no luck though, might reboot and reinstall Windows, that should do the trick...... :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭cranky bollix


    Waterford

    thinking of heading to next weekend thurs 3 - sun 5th, i never been before.

    anyone have any recommendations - pubs,clubs,food,stuff to do, should we bother?

    all help very much appreciated


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭ianuss


    Waterford

    thinking of heading to next weekend thurs 3 - sun 5th, i never been before.

    anyone have any recommendations - pubs,clubs,food,stuff to do, should we bother?

    all help very much appreciated

    Do you play golf?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    Waterford

    thinking of heading to next weekend thurs 3 - sun 5th, i never been before.

    anyone have any recommendations - pubs,clubs,food,stuff to do, should we bother?

    all help very much appreciated

    well, I'm in Waterford and I'll give you a lap dance if that's any help :p

    I'll give it some thought and pm you over the weekend.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭cranky bollix


    old gregg wrote: »
    well, I'm in Waterford and I'll give you a lap dance if that's any help :p

    I'll give it some thought and pm you over the weekend.

    let me see - wrinkley, aussie, hippie mangler dancing in front of me naked.

    no thanks - ive been there before.

    but ill gladly accept any other suggestions.

    cheers

    @ ianuss

    no i dont play golf, not yet anyway, im far too lazy at present

    cheers anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    let me see - wrinkley, aussie, hippie mangler dancing in front of me naked.

    no thanks - ive been there before.

    my breasts are the same size as Gwyneth Paltrow's, that has to count for something :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭cranky bollix


    My ex Brother-in-Law's **** record collection

    scroll down for the description :D

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290570522953#ht_1821wt_1179


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Eddie Ere


    "f you want to collect from Croydon, that's OK but I will look at you with a contemptuous sneer as you stand in my doorway, proving by your purchase that you are tone deaf and tasteless."


    Should have been a salesman :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    I hate quotes or handy soundbites, but this dude always had a way of saying so bloody much in less than ten words.......the first one is definitely one of the greatest statements of all time...

    http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/1938.Friedrich_Nietzsche


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    As I remember reading somewhere:
    God is dead, Nietzsche is dead and I'm not feeling too well myself…

    oh_god.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    Ah come on now,

    http://www.goddiscussion.com/64214/patron-saint-of-genital-diseases-to-be-auctioned/

    There seems to be a patron saint for everything and who the fúck would want the head of the patron saint of genital diseases, these god beleiving folks are a very strange lot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    Ah come on now,

    http://www.goddiscussion.com/64214/patron-saint-of-genital-diseases-to-be-auctioned/

    There seems to be a patron saint for everything and who the fúck would want the head of the patron saint of genital diseases, these god beleiving folks are a very strange lot.

    Cue jokes about getting head…


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    jtsuited wrote: »
    I hate quotes or handy soundbites, but this dude always had a way of saying so bloody much in less than ten words.......the first one is definitely one of the greatest statements of all time...

    he was not a fan of my old mate Socrates though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    Cue jokes about getting head…

    getting head and god is dead reminded me of that old joke about the definition of an atheist


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    old gregg wrote: »
    he was not a fan of my old mate Socrates though

    Much as I'm into Socrates (the socratic method and all that), he came out with an awful load of bollocks when he wasn't owning the sophists.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    jtsuited wrote: »
    Much as I'm into Socrates, he came out with an awful load of bollocks when he wasn't owning the sophists.

    I think that has to be the new title of the thread to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    jtsuited wrote: »
    Much as I'm into Socrates (the socratic method and all that), he came out with an awful load of bollocks when he wasn't owning the sophists.

    holy jesus and his blessed mother, if the wind changed direction while you were saying that the results could catastrophic :p

    he could be a bit of a pain in the arse I'd imagine though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    old gregg wrote: »
    holy jesus and his blessed mother, if the wind changed direction while you were saying that the results could catastrophic :p

    he could be a bit of a pain in the arse I'd imagine though

    What are you talking about?!?! Socrates was a legend! His skills in the midfield were out of this world!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    What are you talking about?!?! Socrates was a legend! His skills in the midfield were out of this world!
    and in a later incarnation his skills as prime minister of Portugal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    jtsuited wrote: »
    Much as I'm into Socrates (the socratic method and all that), he came out with an awful load of bollocks when he wasn't owning the sophists.
    Haha. That's like a line from the Fast Show.

    I'm not sure if the comedy was intentional though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭ianuss


    jtsuited wrote: »
    Much as I'm into Socrates (the socratic method and all that), he came out with an awful load of bollocks when he wasn't owning the sophists.

    ....or knocking spots off young boys.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    I think that has to be the new title of the thread to be honest.

    Ah no, then you'd have all the philosophy students wondering over and it would be anarchy (with a lot of existential moping)!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    Ah no, then you'd have all the philosophy students wondering over and it would be anarchy (with a lot of existential moping)!!

    Your only saying no because you would have to be on here full time then with your sharpened wit tearing strips off em, would be very entertaining for the rest of us you have to admit.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    Ah no, then you'd have all the philosophy students wondering over and it would be anarchy (with a lot of existential moping)!!

    Isn't Old Gregg technically a philosophy student? Fcuk all existential moping outta that fella.


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