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Which side of a chocolate biscuit is the bottom

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  • #32
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    The top side is the side you spunk all over when playing soggy biscuit......erm, eh, so I heard :o


  • #33
    Colilfc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Colilfc


    More importantly how do they get the square design thingy on it?


  • #34
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    msthe80s wrote: »
    no- he's a very very good boy,always does what he's told,when he's told.....and happy too(just checked):D










    :rolleyes:


    Awww,sweet.I feel a wee bit titilated though.

    Stick him on here til we get his opinion ....errr...on which side is the up.

    You sound quite the head shover/puller:pac:,Ms,so I doubt yer man has an interweb in the basement(or choc biccies:()


  • #35
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    Colilfc wrote: »
    More importantly how do they get the square design thingy on it?


    Multiple lines of melted chocolate running at 90 degrees.

    Fcukin rocket science is wasted on biscuiteers:mad:


  • #36
    shinny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭shinny


    Save yourself brain pain and buy a double sided one :P


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  • #37
    Fremen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    shedweller wrote: »
    Go to youtube and look up a Chocolate Enrober.

    That sounds durrty, but I can't figure out why.


  • #38
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    The side with the crack is the bottom.
    Case closed.


  • #39
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Unbelievable!

    The Chocolate side is the BOTTOM.

    Take a digestive biscuit (ah go on, ya will) for example, if you were MAKING your own chocolate biscuit, you would smear chocolate all over the BOTTOM of it. That then does not become the TOP, just because it has chocolate on it does it? No, of course not, as it is still the BOTTOM of the biscuit.

    So, the answer is .. the bottom side is the side with the chocolate. People are confusing the action of putting something on top of something, with the actual side of the biscuit. Just because you put the chocolate on top of the biscuit, does not make the side you put it on .. the top.


  • #40
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Oh Petey, Petey, Petey, whatever will we do with you. When I make biscuits, I put the chocolate on the top. The TOPPING goes on the TOP. Would you buy Jaffa Cakes and claim the chocolate covered orangey bit to be the bottom? Eh? C'mon now, tell the truth.


  • #41
    18AD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭18AD


    They should have mobius biscuits to end this sort of confusion.


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  • #42
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Oh Petey, Petey, Petey, whatever will we do with you. When I make biscuits, I put the chocolate on the top. The TOPPING goes on the TOP. Would you buy Jaffa Cakes and claim the chocolate covered orangey bit to be the bottom? Eh? C'mon now, tell the truth.


    Can o bloody worms opened now:(


  • #43
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    The TOPPING goes on the TOP.

    This seals it. /close thread


  • #44
    Peter Nice Timekeeper
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Peter Nice Timekeeper


    The chocolate is on the top!
    You're a troll, OP! A troll, I say! Nobody could ever really think such a crazy thing in reality!! :D:D


  • #45
    prinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Oh Petey, Petey, Petey, whatever will we do with you. When I make biscuits, I put the chocolate on the top. The TOPPING goes on the TOP. Would you buy Jaffa Cakes and claim the chocolate covered orangey bit to be the bottom? Eh? C'mon now, tell the truth.

    Same with Mikado. The pink stuff and the jam is obviously the top, and that's how they are stack in the packet, the topping facing the top, but compared to the biscuit at the bottom of the mikado, the pink stuff is on the bottom side of the biscuit. The addition of toppings reverses the order of the biscuit base, so when you take it as a whole the topping is the top, just like the chocolate side is on the bottom side of the digestive, but the addition of the chocolate cases a side-reversal on the biccie. Simple.


  • #46
    Ave Sodalis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,555 ✭✭✭Ave Sodalis


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    you would smear chocolate all over the BOTTOM of it.

    No, then it would just all fall off


  • #47
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Oh Petey, Petey, Petey, whatever will we do with you. When I make biscuits, I put the chocolate on the top. The TOPPING goes on the TOP. Would you buy Jaffa Cakes and claim the chocolate covered orangey bit to be the bottom? Eh? C'mon now, tell the truth.

    Jaffa CAKE - chocolate BISCUIT
    apples and oranges really


  • #48
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    prinz wrote: »
    Same with Mikado. The pink stuff and the jam is obviously the top, and that's how they are stack in the packet, the topping facing the top, but compared to the biscuit at the bottom of the mikado, the pink stuff is on the bottom side of the biscuit. The addition of toppings reverses the order of the biscuit base, so when you take it as a whole the topping is the top, just like the chocolate side is on the bottom side of the digestive, but the addition of the chocolate cases a side-reversal on the biccie. Simple.


    See...multiple cans and wormiseses everywhere


  • #49
    jubella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭jubella


    nicol wrote: »
    But why should the addition of chocolate reverse the top and bottom of the biscuit??

    Because chocolate > biscuit. Simple as.


  • #50
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    Look.it depends where one is in relation to said biscuit based nibble.

    If you are in Ireland and the biscquat is in Australia then the choc bit would be on the down side respective to your upright position.

    Where is that philisophisising genius Aristotle when you need him?

    Cancel that request..I caught myself on there.He'd be asking "is a digestive reeeealllly digestible?


  • #51
    Ave Sodalis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,555 ✭✭✭Ave Sodalis


    OP, buy yourself some plain biscuits and save all the bother... :rolleyes:


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  • #52
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Oh Petey, Petey, Petey, whatever will we do with you. When I make biscuits, I put the chocolate on the top. The TOPPING goes on the TOP. Would you buy Jaffa Cakes and claim the chocolate covered orangey bit to be the bottom? Eh? C'mon now, tell the truth.

    Yes.

    The top of a biscuit is the ALWAYS the part with name ingrained.

    Take a Custard Cream (ah go on, ya will) for example, are you trying to tell me that the two parts of that biscuit that are stuck to the creams are the tops?? :p

    That's silly talk.


  • #53
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Yes.

    The top of a biscuit is the ALWAYS the part with name ingrained.

    Take a Custard Cream (ah go on, ya will) for example, are you trying to tell me that the two parts of that biscuit that are stuck to the creams are the tops?? :p

    That's silly talk.


    Choc digestives are named on the biscuit side.

    I think you are trying to derail the thread with inside/upside down confusion.




    pant,pant


  • #54
    Skerries
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,014 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    just look at the packet and it will have the chocolate on the TOP :rolleyes:

    trolls be trollin'
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  • #55
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    cesc77 wrote: »
    I think you are trying to derail the thread with inside/upside down confusion.

    The logo is on TOP, the chocolate is on the BASE/BOTTOM.


  • #56
    prinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    The logo is on TOP, the chocolate is on the BASE/BOTTOM.

    I'm getting on to Joe Duffy about you :mad: Go waaaay, is tha' right, yeh yeh yeh yeh, it bloody well is!! Chocolate is on the top!!! Just like the fluffy gunk and jam side is the top of a Mikado.


  • #57
    th3 s1aught3r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,925 ✭✭✭th3 s1aught3r


    how fcking bored or sad does your life have to be to ask this :confused:


  • #58
    prinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    th3 s1aught3r wrote: »
    how fcking bored or sad does your life have to be to ask this :confused:

    Just a tad less bored and sad than it has to be to reply to it. I am sure you can remember when you went through that stage :pac:


  • #59
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    prinz wrote: »
    I'm getting on to Joe Duffy about you :mad: Go waaaay, is tha' right, yeh yeh yeh yeh, it bloody well is!! Chocolate is on the top!!! Just like the fluffy gunk and jam side is the top of a Mikado.

    I thanked your post cause you made me giggle *pinches cheeks*

    Now .. I'm sorry to tell you, but you are incorrect.

    Again, you are confusing the act of putting something on-top of something and that then being referred to as the top, they are two different things entirely.

    The fluffy pink stuff you refer to, is put "on-top" of the biscuit, but not on THE top of the biscuit. The Logo is on the TOP of the biscuit, the fluffy stuff goes on the bottom.

    Why would a biscuit company put their LOGO on the BOTTOM of a biscuit, wouldn't make sense, they put it on TOP where people can see it.


  • #60
    prinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Why would a biscuit company put their LOGO on the BOTTOM of a biscuit, wouldn't make sense, they put it on TOP where people can see it.

    Then they package them with the logo on the bottom, facing down, where no one can see it unless you turn the biscuit upside down to eat it.

    Exhibit A

    http://api.ning.com/files/pF*zUqEBKqhkb-oQGib9vx7IjcgC-k3LYhFrzihcYOYefWuXBZKc6hC-5jhXj3CAPE57X-O0*vvi6RN*CulRcH*9FlwvZUgS/mikado.jpg

    Notice how you can't see the logo printed on the underide of the biscuity base..


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  • #61
    Nuggles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Nuggles


    The chocolate bit is the top. It is the truth.


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