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Castle for €700,000

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    Life isn't a fairy tale :mad:Living in castles and dancing around bonfires, judging by that username I bet you're still waiting for your Knight in shining armour :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    Xivilai wrote: »
    Life isn't a fairy tale :mad:Living in castles and dancing around bonfires, judging by that username I bet you're still waiting for your Knight in shining armour :D

    Im waiting for my prince.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    That's an Offaly nice house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Wile E. Coyote


    Don't be silly. No one wants to live in Offaly. It's not even a real county.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    That house is now cheaper than my parents house was valued at 4 years ago


    ....makes you think eh?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Imagine the f*cking cleaning, not to mention dealing with the probable residential ghost.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭gonedrinking


    Baracks great great great grandaddy probably grew up in that house


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    f**k ive always wanted a castle, doesnt have to be a big one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 248 ✭✭TomJoe Wallace


    Look

    http://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/busherstown-house-moneygall-co-offaly/1248452

    It's a castle and it's in Moneygall.

    I want it but sadly can't afford it. :(

    Loads of people on boards should chip in and we could have it as a gathering place :D

    Also

    This room:
    http://photos.myhome.ie/media/2/5/4/1248452/100_37221_l.jpg

    Is this not the room from Resident Evil 1?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    That's an Offaly nice house.

    That's an Offaly bad joke.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Imagine the f*cking cleaning, not to mention dealing with the probable residential ghost.

    Yes did you even consider the likelihood of other forlorn spirits living there? :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭gonedrinking


    the grounds are spectacular, not too keen on the inside of the castle, plus it would be a bitch to heat, but I'd pay it for the land alone if I had a spare 700k


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    msg11 wrote: »
    That's an Offaly bad joke.
    More of a pun really...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    Oh I like.

    *checks wallet

    Damn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    If I bought that every year i would have a rock concert in my back garden

    and year after year the lineup would get worse and worse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,712 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    RedXIV wrote: »
    That house is now cheaper than my parents house was valued at 4 years ago


    ....makes you think eh?

    Rip Off Ireland


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    If when i win the euromillions tomorrow night. I'm buying it. This is the place i want to grow old in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    More of a pun really...

    True that. I looked at it as a joke. In that case not a bad pun..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    Oh I'd love to live in that castle. Offaly? Not so much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 376 ✭✭LK_Dave


    its not a real castle unless it has a motte:p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    And not a radiator in sight, Fukishima wouldn't warm it.

    Although it'd be nice for when Barack returns, we'd be hanging, shooting the breeze, sipping cold ones.......

    *shouts* "Michelle, two more beers, and hurry the fúck up. Jaysus Barack, where did ya pick that wan up?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    LK_Dave wrote: »
    its not a real castle unless it has a motte:p

    Win the Euromillions
    Buy castle
    Dig Motte
    Fill with sharks that fire laser beams
    Peeew Peeeew


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    IfThis is the place i want to grow old in.

    Anybody under 19 fucks off out of there the first chance they get so you'll feel old from the minute you move in anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Offaly?
    No thanks, i'd rather this one.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Xivilai wrote: »
    Yes did you even consider the likelihood of other forlorn spirits living there? :o

    I did :) I would get Scooby and the gang over to solve a murder mystery I guess as well while i'm at it :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    Plazaman wrote: »
    And not a radiator in sight, Fukishima wouldn't warm it.

    Although it'd be nice for when Barack returns, we'd be hanging, shooting the breeze, sipping cold ones.......

    *shouts* "Michelle, two more beers, and hurry the fúck up. Jaysus Barack, where did ya pick that wan up?"

    Have you seen the amount of fireplaces in that place? That should keep us warm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I like the little add that says you can mortgage it with AIB for €2900 a month!
    They never learn, do they?:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    What's wrong with Offaly :confused:

    I bet most of you making those comments have never been there and know nothing about it. I'd much rather buy a castle in Offaly than Phibsboro or whatever other Dublin kip you'd care to name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Oh_Noes wrote: »
    What's wrong with Offaly :confused:

    I bet most of you making those comments have never been there and know nothing about it. I'd much rather buy a castle in Offaly than Phibsboro or whatever other Dublin kip you'd care to name.

    Didn't that muppet that tried unsuccessfully to run the country come from there?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    jester77 wrote: »
    Didn't that muppet that tried unsuccessfully to run the country come from there?

    One of them did. Sure if we were to randomly dislike every county that produced an incompetent politician there'd be nowhere left to go.


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