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going for a dump together

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  • #32
    Kells...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Kells...


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    I don't really know, it just seems like something gays might be comfortable doing together, you know, before they go at each other, like foreplay?

    I heard about something like that before going on.

    How do you know about it? :P


  • #33
    s-cogan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 496 ✭✭s-cogan


    jumbone wrote: »

    I'd gladly skype someone in a remote toilet though



    nappies, their called, lad.


  • #34
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    TroutFisher wrote: »
    How do you know about it? :P

    Well there was this one time when I got really drunk...
    :pac:


  • #35
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭Wossack


    oh the naivety.. the only wiping going on in those bogs, is spunk off of faces


  • #36
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I was in a toilet in Sligo that had two toilets in the same cubicle. No way would I go dumping with a friend :eek:

    I came across an open plan bathroom area in the States.Urinals lining two walls and a bog in the corner without walls around it.Not even half walls.Completely exposed:eek: Just a pot in the corner!

    Of course I noticed this for the first time when I had a dose of the skitz.Im not wiping in front of anyone.Hasty exit followed by entry into the disabled toilet:pac:.Luxurious it was.Wee bar at the side to rest my head.

    Nice restaurant/bar too.

    Not cool at all


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  • #37
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Monty Burnz wrote: »
    To be fair, Elton John is married to a fella, which is strong evidence that he might be gay.

    Haven't you heard?
    That marriage is OVER!

    Apparently Elton caught his husband having sex behind his back:eek:


  • #38
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    Are they aborigines?


  • #39
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Agree with that although a little splash on the ring can be quite refreshing and cuts out the need for much wiping.

    On the ring perhaps if the splashing is not a result of the runs,but when there is a splash of fecal water landing on the beans,I retch a wee bit:(


  • #40
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    cesc77 wrote: »
    I came across an open plan bathroom area in the States.Urinals lining two walls and a bog in the corner without walls around it.Not even half walls.Completely exposed:eek: Just a pot in the corner!

    Of course I noticed this for the first time when I had a dose of the skitz.Im not wiping in front of anyone.Hasty exit followed by entry into the disabled toilet:pac:.Luxurious it was.Wee bar at the side to rest my head.

    Nice restaurant/bar too.

    Not cool at all

    What happens when someone else comes in and needs a dump? They stand there looking at you? :pac:

    ps. I hope you left the disabled toillet in a mess?


  • #41
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Blobby George wrote: »
    No. Cubicle next to each other. They chat away.

    Gloryhole ?


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  • #42
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    What happens when someone else comes in and needs a dump? They stand there looking at you? :pac:

    ps. I hope you left the disabled toillet in a mess?


    I didnt hang around to find out but would guess that an orderly queue is formed behind the user putting them under added pressure to empty the bowels resulting in an incomplete,unsatisyfing evacuation followed by therapy.

    Whilst I defiled the disabled bogs,I didnt leave any remnants.On leaving I remarked to the wheelie waiting that I was sorry but at least she(!!)had a warm seat.:o


  • #43
    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,746 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I was in a toilet in Sligo that had two toilets in the same cubicle. No way would I go dumping with a friend :eek:
    Where is that??:eek:


  • #44
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    Sounds to me OP like they're just trying to rub your face in it... :confused:


  • #45
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    later10 wrote: »
    How the heck would this be a gay thing?

    I've never gone to the toilet with my girlfriend... no straight couple I know has; why would any couple do so, gay or straight :confused:

    Why gay men go to the toilet together???

    I'll get George to field this one, Mr Michael!


  • #46
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J4RJTySrC8


  • #47
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    AgileMyth wrote: »
    Where is that??:eek:
    I can't remember what it was called. I was only there once and had a drink before moving on. My friend brought us there because we wouldn't believe her. There were two cubicles and one cubicle had two toilets, so technically three women could go at one!


  • #48
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Total T&P thread this :cool:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxIiJEy0yWc


  • #49
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I can't remember what it was called. I was only there once and had a drink before moving on. My friend brought us there because we wouldn't believe her. There were two cubicles and one cubicle had two toilets, so technically three women could go at one!

    snort


  • #50
    blackalicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭blackalicious


    one of my mates does it, he calls them a dualer.. he was always on about it and one day in college he persuaded me to join him. we had a bit of a chat but to be honest it was weird as fcuk and after a while i stopped talking and told him to stfu so i could finish in peace.. never again


  • #51
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Pfft.... 4 pages in and no one has mentioned Flutter in Bantum?

    Someone get him here quick!


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  • #52
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    stepbar wrote: »
    Pfft.... 4 pages in and no one has mentioned Flutter in Bantum?

    Someone get him here quick!

    Why is that now, is he partial to dumping in tandem?


  • #53
    mikeystipey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 183 ✭✭mikeystipey


    Nice one OP, I did chortle :D


  • #54
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1wwe9-be2Y


  • #55
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1wwe9-be2Y


    Very funny if it wasnt so scary.I dont know where to start with the poo poo? Chinese whispers mixed with relegion...sorry is that one and the same:pac:

    As we all know Africans treat their ladies well and practise safe sex also:confused:


  • #56
    Elliemental
    Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    Blobby George wrote: »
    There are two guys in our office who openly admit to going for a dump together. This doesn't happen every day but at least twice a week. They say it's the only place they can get a bit of peace and quiet and have a bit of banter away from prying ears. Seems a bit extreme to me. Anyone else experienced a similar practice in their office?

    Thats' just wrong, wrong, wrong and more wrong on top.
    Why can't they just go for a pint, or something?


  • #57
    Flojo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    I think it's awfully cute. Bless em.


  • #58
    Elliemental
    Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    I do marvel at their perfectly synchronised bowels, though. Well done, lads.


  • #59
    Coeurdepirate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Coeurdepirate


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    I don't really know, it just seems like something gays might be comfortable doing together, you know, before they go at each other, like foreplay?

    I heard about something like that before going on.

    Well I am gay and the thought of ****ting near anyone freaks me out. So no.


  • #60
    Naikon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,564 ✭✭✭Naikon


    Strange.


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  • #61
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    Coeurdepirate wrote: »
    Well I am gay and the thought of ****ting near anyone freaks me out. So no.

    Im quite gay this evening too.For some reason Im all chirpy and just enjoying life.

    Nice name pirate...errr...hold on a sec


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