going for a dump together

Blobby George

There are two guys in our office who openly admit to going for a dump together. This doesn't happen every day but at least twice a week. They say it's the only place they can get a bit of peace and quiet and have a bit of banter away from prying ears. Seems a bit extreme to me. Anyone else experienced a similar practice in their office?

Donkey Oaty

IBTFlutt

Temptamperu

I dont understand group pooping i cant go in public jacks' or if theres anyone in a ten meter radiace of the jacks. :pac:

.SONIC.

me and the lads do it all the time

we even play battlesh1ts. the aim of the game is to make the most splashes while on the toilet. :L

zephyrz

Blobby George wrote: »

There are two guys in our office who openly admit to going for a dump together. This doesn't happen every day but at least twice a week. They say it's the only place they can get a bit of peace and quiet and have a bit of banter away from prying ears. Seems a bit extreme to me. Anyone else experienced a similar practice in their office?

In the same toilet?

lastlaugh

That sounds a bit dodgy.

Are they gays do you think?

My name is URL

They're either doing lines of coke or doing each other

ArtyM

This thread is a whole load of s**t

missingtime

I hate it when you can recognise the type of **** someone is having by the sound alone.

Blobby George

zephyrz wrote: »

In the same toilet?

No. Cubicle next to each other. They chat away.

Harry Angstrom

Sounds very dodgy to me. Most guys who are out together in a pub will try to avoid going to the jacks at the same time as one of their mates. Two men meeting up together for a dump is well strange. :eek:

cesc77

Do they hold hands through the hole:pac: in the cubicle wall then partake in mutual wipeage....Its quite sweet really.Sounds like a fairytale.

Blobby George

lastlaugh wrote: »

That sounds a bit dodgy.

Are they gays do you think?

No. Both married.

jumbone

but they wouldn't be able to enjoy the stink! I'd be paranoid that i'm smelling the other lads ****e instead of my own! everybody enjoys their own and if you deny it your a liar






I'd gladly skype someone in a remote toilet though

lastlaugh

It's definitely not normal to listen to the person next to you in the cubicle taking a dump, let alone having a 'bit of banter'.

Maybe they are going to the same cubicle.

Temptamperu

jumbone wrote: »

everybody enjoys their own and if you deny it your a liar

S**ts are like children you can just about handle your own :P

Harry Angstrom

Blobby George wrote: »

No. Both married.

Oscar Wilde was married. Being married doesn't prove much.

OutlawPete

There's nothing like two mates, separate cubicles, unzipping their strides, arse cheeks to Twyford, both bonding as they release a pound of fresh arse sausages into the silvery pond of no return.

Ghandee

Blobby George wrote: »

No. Both married.

Ah, that means there is absolutely no chance on earth they're gay then so. Just ask Barrymore/Elton John,...........
:rolleyes:

Alter-Ego

Wouldn't be mad into bonding with a bro while taking a dump.

Its a bit weird TBH.

Blobby George

OutlawPete wrote: »

There's nothing like two mates, separate cubicles, unzipping their strides, arse cheeks to Twyford, both bonding as they release a pound of fresh arse sausages into the silvery pond of no return.

Patrick Kavanagh?

cesc77

lastlaugh wrote: »

It's definitely not normal to listen to the person next to you in the cubicle taking a dump, let alone having a 'bit of banter'.

Maybe they are going to the same cubicle.

How do you not listen if the inconsiderate next to you hasnt prepped the bog with a few sheets of loo roll to dampen the ploppage and resulting splashage round the scrotes?

1966

Blobby George wrote: »

No. Both married.

Ah thats OK then

Blobby George

Ghandee wrote: »

Ah, that means there is absolutely no chance on earth they're gay then so. Just ask Barrymore/Elton John,...........
:rolleyes:

I've partied many times with both blokes before they got married. Trust me, they ain't gay.

Monty Burnz

Ghandee wrote: »

Ah, that means there is absolutely no chance on earth they're gay then so. Just ask Barrymore/Elton John,...........
:rolleyes:

To be fair, Elton John is married to a fella, which is strong evidence that he might be gay.

lastlaugh

cesc77 wrote: »

How do you not listen if the inconsiderate next to you hasnt prepped the bog with a few sheets of loo roll to dampen the ploppage and resulting splashage round the scrotes?

It's good to place a few sheets in the jacks before dropping the kids off at the pool alright.

later12

lastlaugh wrote: »

Are they gays do you think?

How the heck would this be a gay thing?

I've never gone to the toilet with my girlfriend... no straight couple I know has; why would any couple do so, gay or straight

Kevin Duffy

Blobby George wrote: »

I've partied many times with both blokes before they got married. Trust me, they ain't gay.

So, they overcompensated together and now they visit the jacks together. I see.

Blobby George

lastlaugh wrote: »

It's good to place a few sheets in the jacks before dropping the kids off at the pool alright.

Agree with that although a little splash on the ring can be quite refreshing and cuts out the need for much wiping.

lastlaugh

later10 wrote: »

How the heck would this be a gay thing?

I've never gone to the toilet with my girlfriend... no straight couple I know has; why would any couple do so, gay or straight

I don't really know, it just seems like something gays might be comfortable doing together, you know, before they go at each other, like foreplay?

I heard about something like that before going on.

Paddy Cow

zephyrz wrote: »

In the same toilet?

I was in a toilet in Sligo that had two toilets in the same cubicle. No way would I go dumping with a friend :eek:

Kells...

lastlaugh wrote: »

I don't really know, it just seems like something gays might be comfortable doing together, you know, before they go at each other, like foreplay?

I heard about something like that before going on.

How do you know about it? :P

s-cogan

jumbone wrote: »

I'd gladly skype someone in a remote toilet though

nappies, their called, lad.

lastlaugh

TroutFisher wrote: »

How do you know about it? :P

Well there was this one time when I got really drunk...
:pac:

Wossack

oh the naivety.. the only wiping going on in those bogs, is spunk off of faces

cesc77

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I was in a toilet in Sligo that had two toilets in the same cubicle. No way would I go dumping with a friend :eek:

I came across an open plan bathroom area in the States.Urinals lining two walls and a bog in the corner without walls around it.Not even half walls.Completely exposed:eek: Just a pot in the corner!

Of course I noticed this for the first time when I had a dose of the skitz.Im not wiping in front of anyone.Hasty exit followed by entry into the disabled toilet:pac:.Luxurious it was.Wee bar at the side to rest my head.

Nice restaurant/bar too.

Not cool at all

Ghandee

Monty Burnz wrote: »

To be fair, Elton John is married to a fella, which is strong evidence that he might be gay.

Haven't you heard?
That marriage is OVER!

Apparently Elton caught his husband having sex behind his back:eek:

abouttobebanned

Are they aborigines?

cesc77

Blobby George wrote: »

Agree with that although a little splash on the ring can be quite refreshing and cuts out the need for much wiping.

On the ring perhaps if the splashing is not a result of the runs,but when there is a splash of fecal water landing on the beans,I retch a wee bit:(

lastlaugh

cesc77 wrote: »

I came across an open plan bathroom area in the States.Urinals lining two walls and a bog in the corner without walls around it.Not even half walls.Completely exposed:eek: Just a pot in the corner!

Of course I noticed this for the first time when I had a dose of the skitz.Im not wiping in front of anyone.Hasty exit followed by entry into the disabled toilet:pac:.Luxurious it was.Wee bar at the side to rest my head.

Nice restaurant/bar too.

Not cool at all

What happens when someone else comes in and needs a dump? They stand there looking at you? :pac:

ps. I hope you left the disabled toillet in a mess?

Mike 1972

Blobby George wrote: »

No. Cubicle next to each other. They chat away.

Gloryhole ?

cesc77

lastlaugh wrote: »

What happens when someone else comes in and needs a dump? They stand there looking at you? :pac:

ps. I hope you left the disabled toillet in a mess?

I didnt hang around to find out but would guess that an orderly queue is formed behind the user putting them under added pressure to empty the bowels resulting in an incomplete,unsatisyfing evacuation followed by therapy.

Whilst I defiled the disabled bogs,I didnt leave any remnants.On leaving I remarked to the wheelie waiting that I was sorry but at least she(!!)had a warm seat.:o

AgileMyth

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I was in a toilet in Sligo that had two toilets in the same cubicle. No way would I go dumping with a friend :eek:

Where is that??:eek:

xsiborg

Sounds to me OP like they're just trying to rub your face in it...

efb

later10 wrote: »

How the heck would this be a gay thing?

I've never gone to the toilet with my girlfriend... no straight couple I know has; why would any couple do so, gay or straight

Why gay men go to the toilet together???

I'll get George to field this one, Mr Michael!

efb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J4RJTySrC8

Paddy Cow

AgileMyth wrote: »

Where is that??:eek:

I can't remember what it was called. I was only there once and had a drink before moving on. My friend brought us there because we wouldn't believe her. There were two cubicles and one cubicle had two toilets, so technically three women could go at one!

cosmicfart

Total T&P thread this :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxIiJEy0yWc

cesc77

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I can't remember what it was called. I was only there once and had a drink before moving on. My friend brought us there because we wouldn't believe her. There were two cubicles and one cubicle had two toilets, so technically three women could go at one!

snort

blackalicious

one of my mates does it, he calls them a dualer.. he was always on about it and one day in college he persuaded me to join him. we had a bit of a chat but to be honest it was weird as fcuk and after a while i stopped talking and told him to stfu so i could finish in peace.. never again

stepbar

Pfft.... 4 pages in and no one has mentioned Flutter in Bantum?

Someone get him here quick!