going for a dump together

Blobby George · 24-05-2011 08:28PM #1

There are two guys in our office who openly admit to going for a dump together. This doesn't happen every day but at least twice a week. They say it's the only place they can get a bit of peace and quiet and have a bit of banter away from prying ears. Seems a bit extreme to me. Anyone else experienced a similar practice in their office?

Donkey Oaty · 24-05-2011 08:31PM

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Temptamperu · 24-05-2011 08:31PM

I dont understand group pooping i cant go in public jacks' or if theres anyone in a ten meter radiace of the jacks. :pac:

.SONIC. · 24-05-2011 08:32PM

me and the lads do it all the time

we even play battlesh1ts. the aim of the game is to make the most splashes while on the toilet. :L

zephyrz · 24-05-2011 08:32PM

Blobby George wrote: »

There are two guys in our office who openly admit to going for a dump together. This doesn't happen every day but at least twice a week. They say it's the only place they can get a bit of peace and quiet and have a bit of banter away from prying ears. Seems a bit extreme to me. Anyone else experienced a similar practice in their office?

In the same toilet?

lastlaugh · 24-05-2011 08:34PM

That sounds a bit dodgy.

Are they gays do you think?

My name is URL · 24-05-2011 08:34PM

They're either doing lines of coke or doing each other

ArtyM · 24-05-2011 08:34PM

This thread is a whole load of s**t

missingtime · 24-05-2011 08:34PM

I hate it when you can recognise the type of **** someone is having by the sound alone.

Blobby George · 24-05-2011 08:36PM

zephyrz wrote: »

In the same toilet?

No. Cubicle next to each other. They chat away.

Harry Angstrom · 24-05-2011 08:37PM

Sounds very dodgy to me. Most guys who are out together in a pub will try to avoid going to the jacks at the same time as one of their mates. Two men meeting up together for a dump is well strange. :eek:

cesc77 · 24-05-2011 08:38PM

Do they hold hands through the hole:pac: in the cubicle wall then partake in mutual wipeage....Its quite sweet really.Sounds like a fairytale.

Blobby George · 24-05-2011 08:38PM

lastlaugh wrote: »

That sounds a bit dodgy.

Are they gays do you think?

No. Both married.

jumbone · 24-05-2011 08:38PM

but they wouldn't be able to enjoy the stink! I'd be paranoid that i'm smelling the other lads ****e instead of my own! everybody enjoys their own and if you deny it your a liar

I'd gladly skype someone in a remote toilet though

lastlaugh · 24-05-2011 08:39PM

It's definitely not normal to listen to the person next to you in the cubicle taking a dump, let alone having a 'bit of banter'.

Maybe they are going to the same cubicle.

Temptamperu · 24-05-2011 08:40PM

jumbone wrote: »

everybody enjoys their own and if you deny it your a liar

S**ts are like children you can just about handle your own :P

Harry Angstrom · 24-05-2011 08:40PM

Blobby George wrote: »

No. Both married.

Oscar Wilde was married. Being married doesn't prove much.

OutlawPete · 24-05-2011 08:41PM

There's nothing like two mates, separate cubicles, unzipping their strides, arse cheeks to Twyford, both bonding as they release a pound of fresh arse sausages into the silvery pond of no return.

Ghandee · 24-05-2011 08:42PM

Blobby George wrote: »

No. Both married.

Ah, that means there is absolutely no chance on earth they're gay then so. Just ask Barrymore/Elton John,...........
:rolleyes:

Alter-Ego · 24-05-2011 08:43PM

Wouldn't be mad into bonding with a bro while taking a dump.

Its a bit weird TBH.

Blobby George · 24-05-2011 08:44PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

There's nothing like two mates, separate cubicles, unzipping their strides, arse cheeks to Twyford, both bonding as they release a pound of fresh arse sausages into the silvery pond of no return.

Patrick Kavanagh?

cesc77 · 24-05-2011 08:44PM

lastlaugh wrote: »

It's definitely not normal to listen to the person next to you in the cubicle taking a dump, let alone having a 'bit of banter'.

Maybe they are going to the same cubicle.

How do you not listen if the inconsiderate next to you hasnt prepped the bog with a few sheets of loo roll to dampen the ploppage and resulting splashage round the scrotes?

24-05-2011 08:45PM

Blobby George wrote: »

No. Both married.

Ah thats OK then

Blobby George · 24-05-2011 08:45PM

Ghandee wrote: »

Ah, that means there is absolutely no chance on earth they're gay then so. Just ask Barrymore/Elton John,...........
:rolleyes:

I've partied many times with both blokes before they got married. Trust me, they ain't gay.

Monty Burnz · 24-05-2011 08:46PM

Ghandee wrote: »

Ah, that means there is absolutely no chance on earth they're gay then so. Just ask Barrymore/Elton John,...........
:rolleyes:

To be fair, Elton John is married to a fella, which is strong evidence that he might be gay.

lastlaugh · 24-05-2011 08:48PM

cesc77 wrote: »

How do you not listen if the inconsiderate next to you hasnt prepped the bog with a few sheets of loo roll to dampen the ploppage and resulting splashage round the scrotes?

It's good to place a few sheets in the jacks before dropping the kids off at the pool alright.

later12 · 24-05-2011 08:50PM

lastlaugh wrote: »

Are they gays do you think?

How the heck would this be a gay thing?

I've never gone to the toilet with my girlfriend... no straight couple I know has; why would any couple do so, gay or straight

Kevin Duffy · 24-05-2011 08:50PM

Blobby George wrote: »

I've partied many times with both blokes before they got married. Trust me, they ain't gay.

So, they overcompensated together and now they visit the jacks together. I see.

Blobby George · 24-05-2011 08:50PM

lastlaugh wrote: »

It's good to place a few sheets in the jacks before dropping the kids off at the pool alright.

Agree with that although a little splash on the ring can be quite refreshing and cuts out the need for much wiping.

lastlaugh · 24-05-2011 08:55PM

later10 wrote: »

How the heck would this be a gay thing?

I've never gone to the toilet with my girlfriend... no straight couple I know has; why would any couple do so, gay or straight

I don't really know, it just seems like something gays might be comfortable doing together, you know, before they go at each other, like foreplay?

I heard about something like that before going on.

Paddy Cow · 24-05-2011 08:58PM

zephyrz wrote: »

In the same toilet?

I was in a toilet in Sligo that had two toilets in the same cubicle. No way would I go dumping with a friend :eek:

going for a dump together

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