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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭haydar


    latenia wrote: »
    A raspberry yop and large silver rizla please.

    FYP:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    A large carrot, a jar of vaseline and some chilli powder.

    You can keep the carrot and vaseline for yourself my treat.:p

    It would be more interesting if you let em have the chilli powder as well. It would be a great story down the local A&E department.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Half a pound of Kola Kubes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Can you run down again and get me a Loop the Loop?

    Awful craving for one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Here's a feckin' list

    A washing line (the red rope one, not that plastic shite.)
    A packet of Life Buoy Soap.
    A small pack of brillo pads (get the real ones - not that own-brand shite ya little bastard ya)
    12 of the cheap toilet rolls.
    A bottle of brasso

    Five slices of ham from the deli (if you get another pack of that feckin' shite from the fridge again I'll feckin' mangle ya and tell her you want it lean)
    Six bags of king
    A large BRENNAN'S batch
    A two litre plastic jug of Avonmore full-fat milk (if your da comes home and finds that semi-skimmed in the fridge you'll get a belt.)
    Two packs of Everday Pork sausages
    Half-a-dozen eggs (get the ordinary ones - not the free range - with your da in the pub all day I don't have money to burn.)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Karona


    A bottle of coke would be nice oh and some of the cheesy popcorn please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    Oooh get me a surprise!! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,299 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    I'll have a camera, 2 hookers, a mug and a bottle of Senokot please.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,047 ✭✭✭Da Shins Kelly


    Banshee Bones please and thank you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Here's a feckin' list

    A washing line (the red rope one, not that plastic shite.)
    A packet of Life Buoy Soap.
    A small pack of brillo pads (get the real ones - not that own-brand shite ya little bastard ya)
    12 of the cheap toilet rolls.
    A bottle of brasso

    Five slices of ham from the deli (if you get another pack of that feckin' shite from the fridge again I'll feckin' mangle ya and tell her you want it lean)
    Six bags of king
    A large BRENNAN'S batch
    A two litre plastic jug of Avonmore full-fat milk (if your da comes home and finds that semi-skimmed in the fridge you'll get a belt.)
    Two packs of Everday Pork sausages
    Half-a-dozen eggs (get the ordinary ones - not the free range - with your da in the pub all day I don't have money to burn.)
    Too late!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Flojo wrote: »
    Oooh get me a surprise!! :p
    Surprise:D

    bovril.jpg
    Enjoy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Packet of Monster Munch, a Mars Bar, and a can of Pepsi please.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 154 ✭✭CharlesHaughey


    *looks at watch, past midnight*

    Please get me the ATM, friend.


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