Going to the shop!

Chnandler Bong

Anyone want anything?

Oranage2

Lucozade and a snickers

The_Kew_Tour

Playboy





cheers

DonkeyStyle \o/

15 john player blue, a package of crips and a cuuurley wurly

Leeg17

Cornetto....

listermint

A Picture of that bird behind the till.



whopper arse on her.

Chnandler Bong

15 John Player Blue might be a problem

Sparks43

Yeah pick us up a lock please:pac:

IamtheWalrus

Bukakke.

Spunge

Few yokes would be nice

kfallon

Tin of pop and a nutty bar please!

Azureus

Chipsticks?

Maybe two packets, one is never enough

Chnandler Bong

Sparks43 wrote: »

Yeah pick us up a lock please:pac:

Shhhhhhhh....

haydar

Packet of burger bites and a macaroon. Oh and a bottle of cadet red lemonade.

Korvanica

the till

Seachmall

Shoulder of Huzzar, Bottle of Coke and 2 Boxes of JP Blue.

Should keep me going until dinner.

Chnandler Bong

haydar wrote: »

Packet of burger bites and a macaroon. Oh and a bottle of cadet red lemonade.

They still make that shtie?

hondasam

large cappuccino

happyoutscan

Newspaper and toilet paper. Should keep me going for the afternoon.

Seachmall

Condoms too.

Gotta crack a poshy out.

The King of Moo

Would you get us a skirting-board ladder and a glass hammer?
Cheers.

Chnandler Bong

Lads I ony have €3.50! :pac:

ejmaztec

A left-handed BLT sandwich.

mailforkev

Your address.

*warms up crowbar*

ejmaztec

Chnandler Bong wrote: »

Lads I ony have €3.50! :pac:

Are you too la de da for a bit of shop-lifting in these harrowing times?

kfallon

happyoutscan wrote: »

Newspaper and toilet paper. Should keep me going for the afternoon.

One and the same if you buy The Sun!

hondasam

daliy mail

latenia

A raspberry yop and large blue rizla please.

JustAddWater

What shop ya goin to?

Duggy747

A job?

Failing that just get me a Super Split ice lolly, please.

LETHAL LADY

A large carrot, a jar of vaseline and some chilli powder.

You can keep the carrot and vaseline for yourself my treat.:p

haydar

latenia wrote: »

A raspberry yop and large silver rizla please.

FYP:pac:

ejmaztec

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

A large carrot, a jar of vaseline and some chilli powder.

You can keep the carrot and vaseline for yourself my treat.:p

It would be more interesting if you let em have the chilli powder as well. It would be a great story down the local A&E department.

Aldebaran

Half a pound of Kola Kubes.

Aoifey!

Can you run down again and get me a Loop the Loop?

Awful craving for one.

Dangerous Man

Here's a feckin' list

A washing line (the red rope one, not that plastic shite.)
A packet of Life Buoy Soap.
A small pack of brillo pads (get the real ones - not that own-brand shite ya little bastard ya)
12 of the cheap toilet rolls.
A bottle of brasso

Five slices of ham from the deli (if you get another pack of that feckin' shite from the fridge again I'll feckin' mangle ya and tell her you want it lean)
Six bags of king
A large BRENNAN'S batch
A two litre plastic jug of Avonmore full-fat milk (if your da comes home and finds that semi-skimmed in the fridge you'll get a belt.)
Two packs of Everday Pork sausages
Half-a-dozen eggs (get the ordinary ones - not the free range - with your da in the pub all day I don't have money to burn.)

Karona

A bottle of coke would be nice oh and some of the cheesy popcorn please.

Flojo

Oooh get me a surprise!!

sdanseo

I'll have a camera, 2 hookers, a mug and a bottle of Senokot please.

Da Shins Kelly

Banshee Bones please and thank you.

Chnandler Bong

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Here's a feckin' list

A washing line (the red rope one, not that plastic shite.)
A packet of Life Buoy Soap.
A small pack of brillo pads (get the real ones - not that own-brand shite ya little bastard ya)
12 of the cheap toilet rolls.
A bottle of brasso

Five slices of ham from the deli (if you get another pack of that feckin' shite from the fridge again I'll feckin' mangle ya and tell her you want it lean)
Six bags of king
A large BRENNAN'S batch
A two litre plastic jug of Avonmore full-fat milk (if your da comes home and finds that semi-skimmed in the fridge you'll get a belt.)
Two packs of Everday Pork sausages
Half-a-dozen eggs (get the ordinary ones - not the free range - with your da in the pub all day I don't have money to burn.)

Too late!

Chnandler Bong

Flojo wrote: »

Oooh get me a surprise!!

Surprise:D


Enjoy!

Mint Sauce

Packet of Monster Munch, a Mars Bar, and a can of Pepsi please.

CharlesHaughey

*looks at watch, past midnight*

Please get me the ATM, friend.