The Ocean and the Sahara

The Jammy dodger · 24-05-2011 12:01AM #1

The two worlds biggest deserts and yet very different from each other in climate.

If given an option to live on one which would you choose or feel more able to cope in and why?

Biggins · 24-05-2011 12:02AM

Ocean, there would be more life in it you could try catching in order to live.

alwaysadub · 24-05-2011 12:03AM

The Sahara.
I can't swim!

Where To · 24-05-2011 12:03AM

which ocean??

ScummyMan · 24-05-2011 12:05AM

Chocolate Cake

Oh sorry, thought you said dessert.

The Jammy dodger · 24-05-2011 12:05AM

where do i go from here wrote: »

which ocean??

Good Question!!! pick one.

Where To · 24-05-2011 12:08AM

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

Good Question!!! pick one.

So i can pick any ocean but only one desert??

OK

Atacama
:pac:

thread is biased:mad:

24-05-2011 12:09AM

Who are you and why have you taken my name? :eek:

Links234 · 24-05-2011 12:12AM

-JammyDodger- wrote: »

Who are you and why have you taken my name? :eek:

rename yourself Tardis Self Destruct Button :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfUU66PDsPw

dammitjanet · 24-05-2011 12:16AM

The Ocean has sharks, F**k that

The Jammy dodger · 24-05-2011 12:17AM

-JammyDodger- wrote: »

Who are you and why have you taken my name? :eek:

I've only seen you recently. Turns out I've got your name also hmmm strange turn of events.

can't we share?:o

The Jammy dodger · 24-05-2011 12:18AM

dammitjanet wrote: »

The Ocean has sharks, F**k that

But the desert has snakes and scorpions. So where to go?

:pac:

24-05-2011 12:21AM

The Antartic ocean! p-p-p-pick up a penguin!

Latchy · 24-05-2011 12:21AM

In the ocean I'm going to be living on a flotilla of some sort , like on an oil rig and the climate in the ..er Pacific would suit me more than the Sahara only one day I'm sure , a tsunami wave would come along and screw it all up .

Biggins · 24-05-2011 12:23AM

Latchy wrote: »

In the ocean I'm going to be living on a flotilla of some sort , like on an oil rig and the climate in the ..er Pacific would suit me more than the Sahara only one day I'm sure , a tsunami wave would come along and screw it all up .

...As would a sand storm.
We'd be screwed either way.

The Jammy dodger · 24-05-2011 12:24AM

Biggins wrote: »

Ocean, there would be more life in it you could try catching in order to live.

wouldnt fancy a snake or scorpion? I think best bet would be to watch an episode of ray mears in the desert and him in the ocean. He could teach us how to survive in both and we could then narrow down our choices hmmm I feel like watching some ray mears now that I mention it.

dammitjanet · 24-05-2011 12:24AM

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

But the desert has snakes and scorpions. So where to go? :pac:

Nah, a shark would kick a snacks ass (so to speak). I'd rather face a creature who i'm bigger than and can stand on than Jaws.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 24-05-2011 12:25AM

How is the ocean a desert? Maybe the bits near deserts on the land are but other than that...

The Jammy dodger · 24-05-2011 12:26AM

dammitjanet wrote: »

Nah, a shark would kick a snacks ass (so to speak). I'd rather face a creature who i'm bigger than and can stand on than Jaws.

Jaws? a few politicians came to mind when you said that. :pac::pac::pac: Banks/Money :pac::pac:your wallet:pac::pac: your pension

The Jammy dodger · 24-05-2011 12:27AM

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

How is the ocean a desert? Maybe the bits near deserts on the land are but other than that...

WARNING WARNING!!!! Philosopher alert, Philosopher alert!!!

the Ocean is a desert of water.

ballsymchugh · 24-05-2011 12:29AM

always the ocean!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OosYFs3cyZ8

Latchy · 24-05-2011 12:31AM

Biggins wrote: »

...As would a sand storm.
We'd be screwed either way.

I don't like sand ,it's gets everywere ,in the engines , weapons ( if your carrying any ) and they are more regular than tsunamis ....every other week in fact . Having said that , I remember that movie about the two peeps who were left stranded floating in the ocean for days befor the sharks finished them off . Sharks toyed with them for ages before the final kill to

time for re think :pac:

ArtyM · 24-05-2011 12:33AM

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

WARNING WARNING!!!! Philosopher alert, Philosopher alert!!!

the Ocean is a desert of water.

Admit it OP. You created this entire thread just to catch someone with the 'The ocean is not a desert' reply.
Cmon, admit it. Its good to confess.

dammitjanet · 24-05-2011 12:33AM

Latchy wrote: »

I don't like sand ,it's gets everywere ,in the engines , weapons ( if your carrying any ) and they are more regular than tsunamis ....every other week in fact . Having said that , I remember that movie about the two peeps who were left stranded floating in the ocean for days befor the sharks finished them off . Sharks toyed with them for ages before the final kill to

time for re think :pac:

Sharks are clever gits.
Sand also gets into sandwiches...

The Jammy dodger · 24-05-2011 12:37AM

ArtyM wrote: »

Admit it OP. You created this entire thread just to catch someone with the 'The ocean is not a desert' reply.
Cmon, admit it. Its good to confess.

*packs his bags and makes a quick exit* sherlock holmes has entered the building.

up for anything · 24-05-2011 12:38AM

My grandmother was brought up in a place in the Sahara which was six months away from 'civilisation' by camel, in her younger days, so as it's in the genes I'll go for the desert.

The Jammy dodger · 24-05-2011 12:45AM

up for anything wrote: »

My grandmother was brought up in a place in the Sahara which was six months away from 'civilisation' by camel, in her younger days, so as it's in the genes I'll go for the desert.

But why would you go for the desert? what makes it more appealing than the ocean?

dxhound2005 · 24-05-2011 12:51AM

The Sahara is just one big beach. You can go into the ocean anytime you like.

tommyhaas · 24-05-2011 12:55AM

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

But why would you go for the desert? what makes it more appealing than the ocean?

A few years at sea make fcuking anywhere more appealing

Pauleta · 24-05-2011 12:56AM

There is no drinking water in the ocean. You would be dead in a couple of days. In the sahara you have a better chance of finding a spring or oasis. Its a pretty easy decision.

The Jammy dodger · 24-05-2011 12:59AM

Pauleta wrote: »

There is no drinking water in the ocean. You would be dead in a couple of days. In the sahara you have a better chance of finding a spring or oasis. Its a pretty easy decision.

Not true. When it rains you can catch it or open your mouth and drink to your hearts content. and lets face it its going to rain more at the ocean and you've a better chance of getting water than finding an oasis in the desert.

Then again if you were passing sellefield when it rains it probably would be a good idea not to go ahead have a drink.

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