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The After Hours Rapture Thread.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Console


    never knew this was his second prediction.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    "I didn't say judgement day! I said Judge MINT day. Which is better, trebors or tic tacs? Hope there wasn't any confusion."
    God


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭gbee


    I guess this was not the week to have told my landlord to take running jump for the rent?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Irish Fire


    gbee wrote: »
    I guess this was not the week to have told my landlord to take running jump for the rent?


    Nope........ :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    Oh darn! Here was me thinking I'd wake up this morning to a scene like something from "Shaun of the Dead." I was rather looking forward to taking on the Belfast zombies, before seeking refuge in the local boozer.
    Seriously, though, that preacher (Harold Camper-van, or whatever his name is), must be feeling rather foolish. But then, like all of his ilk, I daresay he has no shame. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Irish Fire


    Oh darn! Here was me thinking I'd wake up this morning to a scene like something from "Shaun of the Dead." I was rather looking forward to taking on the Belfast zombies, before seeking refuge in the local boozer.
    Seriously, though, that preacher (Harold Camper-van, or whatever his name is), must be feeling rather foolish. But then, like all of his ilk, I daresay he has no shame. :rolleyes:

    I was thinking of offering him a job as a salesman....... :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭mr.wiggle


    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/world-doesnt-end-prophet-had-no-plan-b-2654287.html


    World doesn't end: prophet had no Plan B
    One man's prophecy of end of the world became a non-event and a global joke. And dismayed believers may be in need of counselling, writes Paul Harris

    Sunday May 22 2011

    TO the shock and distress of a handful of ultra-devout Christian believers, the sun went down yesterday on an America and a world that had signally failed to end.

    Instead of a series of earthquakes hitting countries at 6pm local time and heralding The Rapture -- in which millions of the Faithful would ascend to heaven before the Second Coming of Christ -- planet Earth simply carried on and, mostly, kept calm.

    Middle East peace remained unresolved, political turmoil hit a few countries and bypassed many others. But by and large the world's toiling billions, as usual, just got on with their lives.

    The non-event was a great disappointment to hundreds of followers of a hitherto obscure California-based religious group called Family Radio, which had lavished millions of dollars on a worldwide advertising campaign proclaiming yesterday as Judgement Day.

    The group is centred on the teachings and broadcasts of prophet Harold Camping, an 89-year-old self-styled expert in the scriptures who told his followers that his interpretations of the Bible had uncovered the true date of the end of the world.

    Camping, who lives in the northern California town of Alameda, got the date wrong in 1994 when he said the world would end that year, and later explained its continued existence by saying he had made a mathematical error.

    But what made this prediction different was the lavish spending that accompanied it. Camping and his followers spent more than $100m worldwide on billboards and posters, financed by the sale and swap of radio stations.

    Advertising popped up across America and the globe from Iraq, Israel and Jordan, to the Philippines and Vietnam, where thousands of the Hmong ethnic hill tribe gathered together on the Thai border in anticipation of the event. The campaign was backed up by Camping's radio show, which can be heard worldwide, and a website that featured, naturally, a countdown clock.

    Yesterday that clock was at zero underneath the banner headline: "Judgement Day: the Bible guarantees it."

    Camping's followers became a familiar sight in cities such as New York, wearing T-shirts proclaiming their beliefs and handing out leaflets in subway stations. On Friday, they were at Manhattan's Union Square station, attracting a throng of fascinated gawpers who posed for pictures with them.

    They handed out their Judgement Day booklets and chatted amiably enough, given their conviction that the End Times were about to arrive.

    But as yesterday approached many told reporters they would spend the time huddled in their homes with their families. They planned to pray for their loved ones and hope to be among the lucky few taken up into heaven and spared the global calamity the rest of us would have to put up with for the (much shortened) rest of our lives. Camping himself, who wound down his radio operations ahead of time, said he would watch events unfold at home on television.

    Unfortunately for them, nothing happened; a fact that caused much hilarity on Twitter and elsewhere as the 6pm deadline passed in New Zealand, then Australia, Europe and finally America.

    "Harold Camping Doomsday prediction fails; No earthquake in New Zealand," read one posting on Twitter. "If this whole end-of-the-world thingy is still going on... it's already past 6.00 in New Zealand and the world hasn't ended," said another. The jokes were global. "Through Croydon; devastation, pestilence, drawn, emaciated faces of the walking dead. No sign of the Rapture though," cracked someone.

    Perhaps not surprisingly, atheists and other non-believers used the opportunity as a way to mock the religious.

    In Fayetteville, North Carolina, the local chapter of the American Humanist Association held a party last night to celebrate the Earth's survival.

    The American Atheists held "rapture parties" in places such as Wichita, Kansas, Fort Lauderdale in Florida and even just a few miles from Family Radio itself at a conference centre in Oakland. New York's mayor Michael Bloomberg used a press conference to assure citizens that post-Rapture his administration would not pursue parking tickets or late library books.

    But other non-believers and cynics saw an opportunity to make money.

    There has been a mini-boom in firms and individuals offering to look after the pets of those who believed they were about to be raptured. Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, set up by New Hampshire atheist Bart Centre, has about 250 clients who paid $135 for insurance policies that guarantee Centre and others will care for their animals when they ascend. Others paid out to sign up with websites that would send out farewell letters to those left behind.

    But there is a serious side. Camping seemed entirely genuine in his beliefs, enough to spend a small fortune promoting them. While others may be making money out of believing in Doomsday, Camping is not one of them.

    Many experts have worried about the psychological impact on his followers who are suddenly confronted with the collapse of their belief system. Some Christian pastors planned to gather outside Family Radio to counsel any distraught members who showed up wondering why they were still there.

    Camping himself admitted he had pretty much staked everything on his fervently held belief. "There is no plan B," he told Reuters late last week. As the sun set in California last night -- well past 6pm and with no global mega-quake in sight -- he and his followers needed one.

    ©Observer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,711 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Its kinda sad really. If he had been a con-man selling pyramid schemes he would be arrested, even though the people who invested would still be regarded as fools.

    Presumably there is a subconscious streak of superstition in the authorities that allow such as him to go around making these claims and pronouncements that take in gullible and vulnerable people. In so many areas of life there are rules and regulations to protect people from themselves, and yet no one in authority spoke out to refute the claims. Presumably 'just in case'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    22nd of May, and apart from nursing a goddam hangover that could choke a donkey, the world looks pretty much intact!

    The folk who said the world would end on 21st of May 2011, can lick the back of it! (you know what mean) :P

    now, hangover food awaits me!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    no sh*t, could have told you that last week.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Ugh multiple threads on same topic hurt my head. Bring me some food


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Is there another thread?

    Ugh, hungover, tiredness, laziness, didn't spot another! What food you having? Inspire me........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭deirdre_dub


    To all those who were hoping to be raptured yesterday - don't worry - it's not the end of the world. :p


    I'll get my coat.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Moar water, mouth is as dry as Ghandees flip flop.

    Gotta pity the poor fúkers who got it wrong. Probably havent a pot to piss in today.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I feel like I am in hell now!!! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭wolf moon


    they always are and always will be.. all this "end of the world" crap is bullsh1t. it was good centuries ago, some people however still seem to be there mentally.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    kfallon wrote: »
    I feel like I am in hell now!!! :rolleyes:

    Will she not let ya out again? God yore ma's really an auld battle axe Fallo :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Duckjob


    The implosion of the world won't happen on an arbitrary date. It will be triggered the day somebody tries to google "Google".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭mr.wiggle


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Is there another thread?

    Ugh, hungover, tiredness, laziness, didn't spot another! What food you having? Inspire me........

    Mornin Ghandee, not your fault dude, the mods decided to merge several threads on 'The Rapture', yesterday.
    Pity, as i was enjoying posting on all of them.(was having a quite day really).
    Check out The after Hours Rapture thread just below this now i reckon.

    And yes, food... i'm up for a nice MacD's meal later... good Sunday morning/afternoon food....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    It's beginning. The Icelandic volcano set off again last night.

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭mr.wiggle


    looksee wrote: »
    Its kinda sad really. If he had been a con-man selling pyramid schemes he would be arrested, even though the people who invested would still be regarded as fools.

    Presumably there is a subconscious streak of superstition in the authorities that allow such as him to go around making these claims and pronouncements that take in gullible and vulnerable people. In so many areas of life there are rules and regulations to protect people from themselves, and yet no one in authority spoke out to refute the claims. Presumably 'just in case'.

    I was actually relieved this morning , not to see a headline about The Preacher and his followers having all topped themselves overnight.
    Really expected that to happen ala the hale-bopp comet gang.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(religious_group)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Is there another thread?

    Ugh, hungover, tiredness, laziness, didn't spot another! What food you having? Inspire me........

    No you bring me food.that was the point.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    As I'm not a student of the subject, I was wondering do these "end of the world" prophets generally just accept their mistake and then disappear embarrassed into obscurity , or do they instead try to explain around the outcome in order to retain credibility?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Animord


    awww, Camping's website http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html is down - but apparently he has gone into hiding - counting his money no doubt.


    (Whoops I take that back - I can see it now.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    mr.wiggle wrote: »
    I was actually relieved this morning , not to see a headline about The Preacher and his followers having all topped themselves overnight.
    Really expected that to happen ala the hale-bopp comet gang.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(religious_group)


    Why would you be relieved that they didn't drink the kool - aid? If they did there'd be a few less idiots in the world, but they're still here. Dammit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭mr.wiggle


    bonerm wrote: »
    As I'm not a student of the subject, I was wondering do these "end of the world" prophets generally just accept their mistake and then disappear embarrassed into obscurity , or do they instead try to explain around the outcome in order to retain credibility?


    Naw, they just roll out another date, and start collecting the cash
    donations again...but its NOT about the money, money, money...( jesus, i'll be stuck with that bloody tune in my head all day now)...:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    "The red car and the blue car have a race..
    All the red car wants to do is stuff his face.."

    I can't remember the rest, but it was from a Milky Bar advert years ago, yay!:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    papagormo wrote: »
    "The red car and the blue car have a race..
    All the red car wants to do is stuff his face.."

    I can't remember the rest, but it was from a Milky Bar advert years ago, yay!:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    mr.wiggle wrote: »
    I was actually relieved this morning , not to see a headline about The Preacher and his followers having all topped themselves overnight.
    Really expected that to happen ala the hale-bopp comet gang.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(religious_group)
    MetalDog wrote: »
    Why would you be relieved that they didn't drink the kool - aid? If they did there'd be a few less idiots in the world, but they're still here. Dammit.

    Believers in the Rapture would not drink the kool-aid. They are fundamentalist protestants and therefore view suicide as a sin. In the Rapture believers are assumed, body and soul, into Heaven. Not much point being dead and having bought yourself a one-way ticket to Hell then.


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