The After Hours Rapture Thread.

Mint Sauce · 21-05-2011 09:35PM

And no making jokes about it as if there was no tomorrow?

ArtSmart · 21-05-2011 09:36PM

in before the ban

immaculate!

For Forks Sake · 21-05-2011 09:36PM

I've raptured myself twice already today

TimTim · 21-05-2011 09:36PM

A volcano in Iceland has just kicked off it seems...maybe this is how the rapture starts.

Biggins · 21-05-2011 09:37PM

Earth shattering.

Nodin · 21-05-2011 09:37PM

Threads seem to have been raptured straight away.........

m@cc@ · 21-05-2011 09:37PM

I wish the rapture had taken these f***in' threads with it.

Biggins · 21-05-2011 09:38PM

irish-stew wrote: »

And no making jokes about it as if there was no tomorrow?

...But me mate 007 says Tomorrow Never Dies!

starbelgrade · 21-05-2011 09:38PM

I saw Jesus on the telly the other day. At least I think it was him. I didn't have my glasses on. Could have been Luke Flanagan.

Im Only 71Kg · 21-05-2011 09:39PM

it was deadly

galwayrush · 21-05-2011 09:40PM

Did it twice this evening, the second coming was amazing.:)

Hazys · 21-05-2011 09:40PM

Raptacular

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 21-05-2011 09:40PM

Volcano in Iceland erupted alright..

Kiwi_knock · 21-05-2011 09:40PM

It has not happened yet, should be in a few hours at around 11 pm. Will see you all up there

alwaysadub · 21-05-2011 09:41PM

It was rapturous

seanybiker · 21-05-2011 09:43PM

I'm dead. Was kinda crap on fairness

ArtSmart · 21-05-2011 09:44PM

hung outside a certain church - bought a load of stuff for next to nuthin. twas great

J. Marston · 21-05-2011 09:45PM

Rapture? More like Crapture! Am I right, people? Am I right?

....Ah, piss off.

tricky D · 21-05-2011 09:48PM

Raised my spirits a bit.

21-05-2011 09:50PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g

Super-Rush · 21-05-2011 09:51PM

Jaysus anyone would think it was the end of the world or something.

Threads merged.

Irish Fire · 21-05-2011 09:51PM

Ah well....... Got arrested I didn't wear clothes today so no one would know where I disappeared from.... Try explaining that to someone....

21-05-2011 09:51PM

A severe attack of mergeitus here tonight, twice I've posted and the thread's changed name!

Nodin · 21-05-2011 09:53PM

Deleted User wrote: »

A severe attack of mergeitus here tonight, twice I've posted and the thread's changed name!

...is the rapture itself going to be a metaphysical 'thread' merge by the moderator on high?

Firewalkwithme · 21-05-2011 09:53PM

I need to know how long I should be worried for. Is the prediction based on GMT or a U.S. time zone?

Tried their website for info but it seems to have been cyber-raptured already. I know that's to be expected though given the pace of the internet these days.

ArtyM · 21-05-2011 09:54PM

Think we might have been focussing on the wrong rapture.....

Try to imagine yourself in the 2011 Period. You get your first look at this "Rapture" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Rapture. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side,
but
from the other two 'raptures' you didn't even know were there. Because Raptures are a pack hunters, you see, they use coordinated attack patterns and they are out in force today. And they slash at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. They dont bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. They slash at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

Nodin · 21-05-2011 09:58PM

ArtyM wrote: »

Think we might have been focussing on the wrong rapture.....

Try to imagine yourself in the 2011 Period. You get your first look at this "Rapture" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Rapture. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side,
but
from the other two 'raptures' you didn't even know were there. Because Raptures are a pack hunters, you see, they use coordinated attack patterns and they are out in force today. And they slash at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. They dont bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. They slash at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

...for the little one and a half foot tall fellas.

Table Top Joe · 21-05-2011 09:58PM

Deleted User wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g

Never been a fan of blondes but sweet Jesus she was some sexy woman in her day,just ****ing oozes it......and Blondie were a great band too!

Trevor451 · 21-05-2011 10:14PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

Chris P. Bacon · 21-05-2011 10:20PM

This is going to be like the episode of The Simpsons when Homer predicted the rapture and got everyone on the mountain and nothing happened,then he realised he got his dates wrong and he went to the mountain on his own and the rapture did occur.

So while we may well laugh now,just wait and see

The After Hours Rapture Thread.

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