ITT THE AFTER HOURS ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDELINES.

FOR ALL YOU NEWBS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT WE HAVE PLANNED:

Zombies usually go for brains so most of AH will be okay but for the exceptions (who are few and far between), we need to go somewhere nobody would look. That's why, in a couple of hours, when the great reckoning of our time begins, I urge each and everyone of you to flee all the way over here. The angels of death will not be searching for us where they came from.

For this plan to succeed, we need two things. Basically, we're looking at natural selection and... the opposite. And then the posters between that.

The way I reason it is that for our brightest and best to survive and lead us into a new revolution (after which Ireland becomes the world's leading superpower when we invest in the energy powers of THE SEA). But we won't be able to survive if we all head off in the same direction... they will find us and eat our brains. That is why we need the clowns of AH to come with us and decrease the intelligence average.

Those who are between both categories shall stay here to make the zombies think we have not come up with a survival plan.

P.S. mods can you delete this at 23:59:59 exactly because we don't want the makers finding out my brilliant plan.

P.P.S. can everyone please form an orderly line and the COUNCIL OF THREE shall individually evaluate how well you fit in your chosen group.

Good luck, you're going to need it.