The After Hours Rapture Thread.

neil_hosey · 18-05-2011 09:27AM

ah sure itll be grand..

Guill · 18-05-2011 09:28AM

He's coming back!!!

NothingMan · 18-05-2011 09:28AM

I'm getting a flying lesson. So maybe it is the apocolypse. Me flying a plane can only end in the extinction of all man kind.

GavRedKing · 18-05-2011 09:32AM

Someday someone is going to get one of these right and the wose thing is, they wont get to say I told ya so.

kfallon · 18-05-2011 09:34AM

Ah Jaysus I just bought milk this morn which is good til the 23rd!

Archeron · 18-05-2011 09:36AM

I can just see it now, masive earthquake, the dead rise, the oceans swell, the lion lays down withe lamb, and mankind is wiped from the earth in a whirlwind of blood and misery.

We all go through to the gates for final judgement on whether you go up or down for all eternity, and lo and behold, Judge Judy is sitting behind the desk staring at you. Oh f*ck....

Guill · 18-05-2011 09:39AM

dMaN24 wrote: »

All according to a funny fella across the pond. He claims that on saturday may 21 at 18:00 (Standard time) There will be an earthquake as strong as it will bring the buried up from their graves

Is Judgement day not the day when we all die and get judged our supreme overlord? (whom i welcome).

Not the dead rising, that would surely make a mockery of the whole day?

It would also be a planning nightmare, you die, you rise from dead, you live till last etc, etc, etc.

thehairyelbow · 18-05-2011 09:39AM

Archeron wrote: »

I can just see it now, masive earthquake, the dead rise, the oceans swell, the lion lays down withe lamb, and mankind is wiped from the earth in a whirlwind of blood and misery.

We all go through to the gates for final judgement on whether you go up or down for all eternity, and lo and behold, Judge Judy is sitting behind the desk staring at you. Oh f*ck....

Had a mad dream about her a few nights back. Still haunted by it.

kfallon · 18-05-2011 09:41AM

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Had a mad dream about her a few nights back. Still haunted by it.

You were doing her in the 'piledriver' position and she said she wanted you to finish yourself off all over her bangers???

thehairyelbow · 18-05-2011 09:42AM

kfallon wrote: »

You were doing her in the 'piledriver' position and she said she wanted you to finish yourself off all over her bangers???

That's the one. Seriously, would ya?

mike65 · 18-05-2011 09:44AM

How many ends of the world can one world deal with?

Guill · 18-05-2011 09:45AM

mike65 wrote: »

How many ends of the world can one world deal with?

1?

W.Shakes-Beer · 18-05-2011 09:49AM

One thing that strikes me as bad about all these so called dates are the number of gullible people who will solely believe them, and some may go as far as ending their own life to avoid going through some sort of horrific catastrophe that will more likely not occur.

Guill · 18-05-2011 09:51AM

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

One thing that strikes me as bad about all these so called dates are the number of gullible people who will solely believe them, and some may go as far as ending their own life to avoid going through some sort of horrific catastrophe that will more likely not occur.

I bet you fifty euro there will be no end of the world before both of us die.

W.Shakes-Beer · 18-05-2011 09:52AM

Guill wrote: »

I bet you fifty euro there will be no end of the world before both of us die.

I see what you did there

candy-gal1 · 18-05-2011 10:03AM

Sounds cool anyway, not the dying bit but the dead rising and all that!

I wont sleep though lol

Duggy747 · 18-05-2011 10:04AM

When there's no more room in hell...............the dead will walk the earth.

mike65 · 18-05-2011 10:07AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

When there's no more room in hell...............the dead will walk Leeson Street

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ScumLord · 18-05-2011 10:55AM

I really hate the way the media never seem to do a follow up story with these people after the apocalypse never shows up.

If I could I'd follow them around with a camera for a day or two at least asking them what happen the apocalypse? Then once I'd captured enough of their embarrassment I'd spend another day or two outside their house pointing and laughing at them.

El Weirdo · 18-05-2011 11:07AM

Picture is relevant.

dubtom · 18-05-2011 11:16AM

ScumLord wrote: »

I really hate the way the media never seem to do a follow up story with these people after the apocalypse never shows up.

If I could I'd follow them around with a camera for a day or two at least asking them what happen the apocalypse? Then once I'd captured enough of their embarrassment I'd spend another day or two outside their house pointing and laughing at them.

I'll point with you. Why do the media fill us with this crap. Last night I watched how a 6 mile meteor crashed to earth and destroyed everything,except tadpoles or something. Do we really need to know that at any time a rock the size of a battleship could destroy us,or an giant volcano in yellowstone is due to blow,we can do nothing about it,constantly showing this crap just encourages the crackpots. I say we all give back our telly's, that will show em.

Fallschirmjager · 18-05-2011 11:52AM

wont happen, hollywood doesnt have enough time to do a end of the world movie...can they delay it a year?

sorry between global warning storms, aliens, asteroids and 2012....not sure i can squeeze another eow movie in...

Manic Moran · 18-05-2011 05:16PM

NothingMan wrote: »

I'm getting a flying lesson. So maybe it is the apocolypse. Me flying a plane can only end in the extinction of all man kind.

You think that's bad, I'm doing my first trans-mountain solo flight.

On the other hand, if the zombies rise up, I'm safe for a few hours above the ground while I figure out what to do.

These guys are going around where I am with big vans painted up saying "Have you heard the awesome news? Judgement begins May 21st" (They phrase it so as not to have it begin and end that day, just begin.. if nothing visibly happens, it's just a slow start). They have a massive billboard on the side of a hangar at OAK airport.

NTM

deathrider · 18-05-2011 05:28PM

My dole day is tomorrow... I think I should be able to have it all nice and spent by saturday.

jd007 · 18-05-2011 05:43PM

Least I'll get to finish work early I suppose

Royal Irish · 18-05-2011 05:58PM

I thought Saurday the 21st of May was talk like Yoda day. Surely Judgement day cant fall on the same day as this.

http://www.talklikeyoda.com/

charlemont · 18-05-2011 06:00PM

Sounds like a fairly stupid prediction. I suppose the Rapture will be on its way too.:)

omahaid · 18-05-2011 06:08PM

Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

thehairyelbow · 18-05-2011 06:10PM

omahaid wrote: »

Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Bring it on. Sounds good.

deathrider · 18-05-2011 06:12PM

omahaid wrote: »

Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

I used that same line here the other day. I don't think anyone got it then either

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