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Who is beering tonight?

  • 16-05-2011 07:37PM
    #1
    alcomoholic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭


    Just finished my final set of uni exams, got a nice litre bottle of captain morgan in front of me ready to be polished in the next 2/3 hours and then clubbing :D

    anyone else beering tonight? :)

    also, i now have a degree in history politics and social sciences, (assuming i pass my exams of course) :p


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  • #2
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Alchemy yeah?


  • #3
    thefishone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭thefishone


    Working all night:(


  • #4
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Prince Philip, tunes on, few bottles .. as he packs his bags for the trip, all set to come over and ask us if we still eat potatoes.


  • #5
    Seanchai
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,401 ✭✭✭Seanchai


    alcomoholic wrote: »
    i now have a degree in history politics and social sciences, (assuming i pass my exams of course) :p

    You've just missed the Aer Lingus sale.


  • #6
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    thefishone wrote: »
    Working all night:(

    Same as :(


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  • #7
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    alcomoholic wrote: »
    also, i now have a degree in history politics and social sciences, (assuming i pass my exams of course) :p

    That'll come in handy down the dole office :pac:


  • #8
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    This thread probably would have been better if you started it after you finished the Captain Morgans.


  • #9
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    After the weekend I'm saying never again. That's the end of it. It's too hard on the body these days. My body has been aching all day, it's just not worth it.


  • #10
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    After the weekend I'm saying never again. That's the end of it. It's too hard on the body these days. My body has been aching all day, it's just not worth it.

    We're talking about beering not **** :pac:


  • #11
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    alcomoholic wrote: »
    Just finished my final set of uni exams, got a nice litre bottle of captain morgan in front of me ready to be polished in the next 2/3 hours and then clubbing :D

    anyone else beering tonight? :)

    also, i now have a degree in history politics and social sciences, (assuming i pass my exams of course) :p

    You are not beering. You are rumming. Also, you are probably drinking Captain Morgain's Spiced Rum from Tesco, which is reduced at the moment for the litre bottles - so it was not a drink of choice, but imposed on you by the corporate giants because you thought you were getting a good deal, and hence you are but a pawn in their evil game.

    So, Mr BA (Hons) [pending] in History, Politics and Social Sciences - discuss.


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  • #12
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Ahem, I don't think there are any circumstances under which one can use the word "beer" to form a verb young man.


  • #13
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    kfallon wrote: »
    We're talking about beering not **** :pac:
    :D I'm talking about a different form of being ravaged:P


  • #14
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    kfallon wrote: »
    We're talking about beering not **** :pac:

    I'll say this for you, you're consistent!


  • #15
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    :D I'm talking about a different form of being ravaged:P

    First time giving yourself a sneaky finger? Well done on popping your sphincter cherry, you're a man now ;)


  • #16
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    On a Monday?!
    I wish. No money :(


  • #17
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Prince Philip, tunes on, few bottles .. as he packs his bags for the trip, all set to come over and ask us if we still eat potatoes.

    To which we should respond:

    "Why the sour face, limey?!"

    :pac:


  • #18
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    alcomoholic wrote: »
    Just finished my final set of uni exams, got a nice litre bottle of captain morgan in front of me ready to be polished in the next 2/3 hours and then clubbing :D

    anyone else beering tonight? :)

    also, i now have a degree in history politics and social sciences, (assuming i pass my exams of course) :p

    So why are you celebrating?


  • #19
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    kfallon wrote: »
    First time giving yourself a sneaky finger? Well done on popping your sphincter cherry, you're a man now ;)
    You filthy b!tch:eek:


  • #20
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    The only club I would be visiting if I drank a litre bottle of captain Morgans is the 'I just got my stomach pumped club'
    Am just not fit for the ole drink like I used to be.


  • #21
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Probably Taxi Drivers after watching Primetime tonight


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  • #22
    alcomoholic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭alcomoholic


    ArtyM wrote: »
    The only club I would be visiting if I drank a litre bottle of captain Morgans is the 'I just got my stomach pumped club'
    Am just not fit for the ole drink like I used to be.

    such a soft cock


  • #23
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    alcomoholic wrote: »
    such a soft cock


    No need to bring his sex problems into it! :pac:


  • #24
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    You filthy b!tch:eek:

    Bet that's what you said to yourself as it 'popped' in :pac:


  • #25
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    OP is a shill for Diageo.

    He is just trying to sell us Captain Morgan's rum


  • #26
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    kfallon wrote: »
    Bet that's what you said to yourself as it 'popped' in :pac:
    Get out of my ass:eek:


  • #27
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I remember the night I finished my degree.

    No wait I dont. Couldn't face vodka and pineapple liqueur for 6 months after :(


  • #28
    desertcircus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭desertcircus


    A litre of Captain Morgan's in two to three hours? That's 350ml of ethanol, or about ten to fourteen pints of beer.

    Finish that and you'll be going nowhere. In fact, that much would kill an average adult male.


  • #29
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    desertcircus wrote: »
    A litre of Captain Morgan's in two to three hours? That's 350ml of ethanol, or about ten to fourteen pints of beer.

    Finish that and you'll be going nowhere. In fact, that much would kill an average adult male.
    I did it and was sick as a dog but Im still alive...


  • #30
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    desertcircus wrote: »
    Finish that and you'll be going nowhere. In fact, that much would kill an average adult male.

    Really?


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  • #31
    Snappy the Moose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Snappy the Moose


    Lap it boi, get her down ya ta fúck!

    Han the Captain!

    A few pints to settle the stomach afterwards and you would have the makings of a nice evening ahead.


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