Who is beering tonight?

alcomoholic

Just finished my final set of uni exams, got a nice litre bottle of captain morgan in front of me ready to be polished in the next 2/3 hours and then clubbing

anyone else beering tonight?

also, i now have a degree in history politics and social sciences, (assuming i pass my exams of course)

Wolfe Tone

Alchemy yeah?

thefishone

Working all night:(

OutlawPete

Prince Philip, tunes on, few bottles .. as he packs his bags for the trip, all set to come over and ask us if we still eat potatoes.

Seanchai

alcomoholic wrote: »

i now have a degree in history politics and social sciences, (assuming i pass my exams of course)

You've just missed the Aer Lingus sale.

Chris P. Bacon

thefishone wrote: »

Working all night:(

Same as

kfallon

alcomoholic wrote: »

also, i now have a degree in history politics and social sciences, (assuming i pass my exams of course)

That'll come in handy down the dole office :pac:

Pighead

This thread probably would have been better if you started it after you finished the Captain Morgans.

TeddyTedson

After the weekend I'm saying never again. That's the end of it. It's too hard on the body these days. My body has been aching all day, it's just not worth it.

kfallon

TeddyTedson wrote: »

After the weekend I'm saying never again. That's the end of it. It's too hard on the body these days. My body has been aching all day, it's just not worth it.

We're talking about beering not **** :pac:

Donkey Oaty

alcomoholic wrote: »

Just finished my final set of uni exams, got a nice litre bottle of captain morgan in front of me ready to be polished in the next 2/3 hours and then clubbing

anyone else beering tonight?

also, i now have a degree in history politics and social sciences, (assuming i pass my exams of course)

You are not beering. You are rumming. Also, you are probably drinking Captain Morgain's Spiced Rum from Tesco, which is reduced at the moment for the litre bottles - so it was not a drink of choice, but imposed on you by the corporate giants because you thought you were getting a good deal, and hence you are but a pawn in their evil game.

So, Mr BA (Hons) [pending] in History, Politics and Social Sciences - discuss.

Kevin Duffy

Ahem, I don't think there are any circumstances under which one can use the word "beer" to form a verb young man.

TeddyTedson

kfallon wrote: »

We're talking about beering not **** :pac:

I'm talking about a different form of being ravaged:P

Kevin Duffy

kfallon wrote: »

We're talking about beering not **** :pac:

I'll say this for you, you're consistent!

kfallon

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm talking about a different form of being ravaged:P

First time giving yourself a sneaky finger? Well done on popping your sphincter cherry, you're a man now

alwaysadub

On a Monday?!
I wish. No money

Dravokivich

OutlawPete wrote: »

Prince Philip, tunes on, few bottles .. as he packs his bags for the trip, all set to come over and ask us if we still eat potatoes.

To which we should respond:

"Why the sour face, limey?!"

:pac:

TheZohanS

alcomoholic wrote: »

Just finished my final set of uni exams, got a nice litre bottle of captain morgan in front of me ready to be polished in the next 2/3 hours and then clubbing

anyone else beering tonight?

also, i now have a degree in history politics and social sciences, (assuming i pass my exams of course)

So why are you celebrating?

TeddyTedson

kfallon wrote: »

First time giving yourself a sneaky finger? Well done on popping your sphincter cherry, you're a man now

You filthy b!tch:eek:

ArtyM

The only club I would be visiting if I drank a litre bottle of captain Morgans is the 'I just got my stomach pumped club'
Am just not fit for the ole drink like I used to be.

strokemyclover

Probably Taxi Drivers after watching Primetime tonight

alcomoholic

ArtyM wrote: »

The only club I would be visiting if I drank a litre bottle of captain Morgans is the 'I just got my stomach pumped club'
Am just not fit for the ole drink like I used to be.

such a soft cock

alwaysadub

alcomoholic wrote: »

such a soft cock

No need to bring his sex problems into it! :pac:

kfallon

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You filthy b!tch:eek:

Bet that's what you said to yourself as it 'popped' in :pac:

Gummy Panda

OP is a shill for Diageo.

He is just trying to sell us Captain Morgan's rum

TeddyTedson

kfallon wrote: »

Bet that's what you said to yourself as it 'popped' in :pac:

Get out of my ass:eek:

Princess Peach

I remember the night I finished my degree.

No wait I dont. Couldn't face vodka and pineapple liqueur for 6 months after

desertcircus

A litre of Captain Morgan's in two to three hours? That's 350ml of ethanol, or about ten to fourteen pints of beer.

Finish that and you'll be going nowhere. In fact, that much would kill an average adult male.

Wolfe Tone

desertcircus wrote: »

A litre of Captain Morgan's in two to three hours? That's 350ml of ethanol, or about ten to fourteen pints of beer.

Finish that and you'll be going nowhere. In fact, that much would kill an average adult male.

I did it and was sick as a dog but Im still alive...

Kevin Duffy

desertcircus wrote: »

Finish that and you'll be going nowhere. In fact, that much would kill an average adult male.

Really?

Snappy the Moose

Lap it boi, get her down ya ta fúck!

Han the Captain!

A few pints to settle the stomach afterwards and you would have the makings of a nice evening ahead.

desertcircus

Definitely not a challenge. An 80kg adult male who drinks a litre of Captain Morgan's in three hours will have a blood alcohol level around 0.48, which is about 20% beyond the "probably dead" range. You'd have to be about twice that size to have a reasonable chance of not being hospitalised or worse.

Snappy the Moose

desertcircus wrote: »

Definitely not a challenge. An 80kg adult male who drinks a litre of Captain Morgan's in three hours will have a blood alcohol level around 0.48, which is about 20% beyond the "probably dead" range. You'd have to be about twice that size to have a reasonable chance of not being hospitalised or worse.

Don't mind that malarky! Sure didn't our lord have a few jugs of wine at that wedding when he turned it from water.

Nothing wrong with a few glasses of juice on a monday to steady you for the week ahead.

Kevin Duffy

desertcircus wrote: »

Definitely not a challenge. An 80kg adult male who drinks a litre of Captain Morgan's in three hours will have a blood alcohol level around 0.48, which is about 20% beyond the "probably dead" range. You'd have to be about twice that size to have a reasonable chance of not being hospitalised or worse.

Jeez, whatever Lisa!

BraziliaNZ

Why do I keep hearing of people on this site drinking Capt Morgans? When did it become popular? I remember about 11 years ago I had a friend over from Canada and she got me some at the bar, and I'd never heard of it before. Has it been marketed a lot lately or something?

pockets3d

Because OP didn't do a pharmaceutical course or chemistry he is probably confusing a 70cl bottle with a ltr one.

I know full 1 litre bottles exist but 70cl ones are much more common and usually a ''half'' bottle consists of 35cl instead of the implied 50cl.
20cl instead of 25cl for a quarter bottle too......................madness how ripped off we are or maybe the Irish just have a terrible understanding of the metric system.

TeddyTedson

pockets3d wrote: »

Because OP didn't do a pharmaceutical course or chemistry he is probably confusing a 70cl bottle with a ltr one.

I know full 1 litre bottles exist but 70cl ones are much more common and usually a ''half'' bottle consists of 35cl instead of the implied 50cl.
20cl instead of 25cl for a quarter bottle too......................madness how ripped off we are or maybe the Irish just have a terrible understanding of the metric system.

I'd say it is a litre, they're on sale in Tesco for 20euro right now:eek:

desertcircus

pockets3d wrote: »

Because OP didn't do a pharmaceutical course or chemistry he is probably confusing a 70cl bottle with a ltr one.

I'm pretty sure a chemistry degree isn't required to tell the difference between two volumes of liquid. Especially not when it's written on the bottle...

Reloc8

arr...it be a bottle degree you need for dat