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Snoring cnut

  • 14-05-2011 01:13AM
    #1
    Misticles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,746 ✭✭✭✭


    I'm in a hotel on a jomantic weekend away and I'm being kept awake by some Cnut next door snoring rather loudly!! Tried banging on the wall and loud sex noises... Can/should I complain to the hotel and asked to be moved before I put my fist through the wall :D


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  • #2
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Ring the phone in his room.


  • #3
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    No judge in the world would convict you if you snuck in and smothered him with a piss-soaked pillow.


  • #4
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    If you're on a romantic weekend away, you should be making just as much noise as the snoring cnut, not posting here!!

    ;)


  • #5
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    As a snorer myself I know for a fact that the noise comes from my nasal passage and mouth....not my cnut.


  • #6
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Misticles wrote: »
    I'm in a hotel on a jomantic weekend away and I'm being kept awake by some Cnut next door snoring rather loudly!! Tried banging on the wall and loud sex noises... Can/should I complain to the hotel and asked to be moved before I put my fist through the wall :D

    Sounds like a friend of mine, snoring fcuker, just drown it out with sex noises:pac:


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  • #7
    Misticles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,746 ✭✭✭✭Misticles


    Sexy time is over and it was loud :P didn't cop the snoring til post coital hugs n sh1t ;)


  • #8
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Are you male or female


  • #9
    Misticles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,746 ✭✭✭✭Misticles


    Female :)
    How u doin :P


  • #10
    Buceph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    As a snoring ****. Tough ****.

    I get some amount of abuse for snoring, and there's nothing I can do with it. Other people often snore on occasion as well, and I just put up with it. You can tune it out and get to sleep anyway. So feck off.

    I've woken up and been abused with "I spent hours awake because you were snoring." When I know for a fact they were asleep long before I was, because I could here them ****ers snoring themselves.


  • #11
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    ring room service and order the most expensive thing to his room, he wont sleep when he sees the bill


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  • #12
    blindpilot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭blindpilot


    Less posting on boards, more sex noises. or tape your sex noises and post them on boards.


  • #13
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Are you attached to some religious order?


  • #14
    cloneslad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    blindpilot wrote: »
    Less posting on boards, more sex noises. or tape your sex noises and post them on boards.


    I was going to ask why you'd want them to upload a recording of sex noises, then I saw your username ;)


  • #15
    kkat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭kkat


    OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE


  • #16
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    kkat wrote: »
    OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

    seeya.


  • #17
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Oh I snore something awful!.

    In fact last time I was oversea's with work I was given my own room down the end of the hall because my snoring is so bad :D


  • #18
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    kkat wrote: »
    I asked the OP out on a date and she said NO

    Tough break. foreveralone.jpg


  • #19
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Misticles wrote: »
    Sexy time is over and it was loud :P

    Farted, did you?


  • #20
    bryaner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭bryaner


    kkat wrote: »
    OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

    Knob end alert..


  • #21
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    kkat wrote: »
    OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

    Ahhh the op is out,shes in a hotel can you not read propley MR first post troll


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  • #22
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    romantic weekend away and your on boards at 1 am?

    sorry but id it was me id still be puttin her head through the wall and it be him complain of noise!


  • #23
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    romantic weekend away and your on boards at 1 am?

    sorry but id it was me id still be puttin her head through the wall and it be him complain of noise!

    Indeed.Bed springs should still be twangin' at that hour.


  • #24
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Indeed.Bed springs should still be twangin' at that hour.
    hell yeah


    Misti Epic fail on your account.......


  • #25
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    'kkat' Banned


  • #26
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Have a break, have a KKat


  • #27
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    irish-stew wrote: »
    'kkat' Banned

    For what :D


  • #28
    achtungbarry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 831 ✭✭✭achtungbarry


    Misleading thread title. I was expecting a thread about some newly discovered medical abnormality.


  • #29
    superfish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 900 ✭✭✭superfish


    whats a cnut ? :D


  • #30
    Misticles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,746 ✭✭✭✭Misticles


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    hell yeah


    Misti Epic fail on your account.......


    no no! was worn out after sexy time! I needed sleep :P

    epic success :cool:


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  • #31
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    kkat wrote: »
    OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

    Wow, looks like the Prison Forum has got a new member...


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