Snoring cnut

Misticles

I'm in a hotel on a jomantic weekend away and I'm being kept awake by some Cnut next door snoring rather loudly!! Tried banging on the wall and loud sex noises... Can/should I complain to the hotel and asked to be moved before I put my fist through the wall

super_furry

Ring the phone in his room.

KeithM89_old

No judge in the world would convict you if you snuck in and smothered him with a piss-soaked pillow.

dark crystal

If you're on a romantic weekend away, you should be making just as much noise as the snoring cnut, not posting here!!

Witchie

As a snorer myself I know for a fact that the noise comes from my nasal passage and mouth....not my cnut.

iPlop

Misticles wrote: »

I'm in a hotel on a jomantic weekend away and I'm being kept awake by some Cnut next door snoring rather loudly!! Tried banging on the wall and loud sex noises... Can/should I complain to the hotel and asked to be moved before I put my fist through the wall

Sounds like a friend of mine, snoring fcuker, just drown it out with sex noises:pac:

Misticles

Sexy time is over and it was loud :P didn't cop the snoring til post coital hugs n sh1t

LETHAL LADY

Are you male or female

Misticles

Female
How u doin :P

Buceph

As a snoring ****. Tough ****.

I get some amount of abuse for snoring, and there's nothing I can do with it. Other people often snore on occasion as well, and I just put up with it. You can tune it out and get to sleep anyway. So feck off.

I've woken up and been abused with "I spent hours awake because you were snoring." When I know for a fact they were asleep long before I was, because I could here them ****ers snoring themselves.

admiralofthefleet

ring room service and order the most expensive thing to his room, he wont sleep when he sees the bill

blindpilot

Less posting on boards, more sex noises. or tape your sex noises and post them on boards.

LETHAL LADY

Are you attached to some religious order?

cloneslad

blindpilot wrote: »

Less posting on boards, more sex noises. or tape your sex noises and post them on boards.

I was going to ask why you'd want them to upload a recording of sex noises, then I saw your username

kkat

OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

ballsymchugh

kkat wrote: »

OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

seeya.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Oh I snore something awful!.

In fact last time I was oversea's with work I was given my own room down the end of the hall because my snoring is so bad

TheZohanS

kkat wrote: »

I asked the OP out on a date and she said NO

Tough break. foreveralone.jpg

mikom

Misticles wrote: »

Sexy time is over and it was loud :P

Farted, did you?

bryaner

kkat wrote: »

OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

Knob end alert..

cruiser178

kkat wrote: »

OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

Ahhh the op is out,shes in a hotel can you not read propley MR first post troll

Snowie

romantic weekend away and your on boards at 1 am?

sorry but id it was me id still be puttin her head through the wall and it be him complain of noise!

orourkeda

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

romantic weekend away and your on boards at 1 am?

sorry but id it was me id still be puttin her head through the wall and it be him complain of noise!

Indeed.Bed springs should still be twangin' at that hour.

Snowie

orourkeda wrote: »

Indeed.Bed springs should still be twangin' at that hour.

hell yeah


Misti Epic fail on your account.......

Mint Sauce

'kkat' Banned

ejmaztec

Have a break, have a KKat

Radharc na Sleibhte

irish-stew wrote: »

'kkat' Banned

For what

achtungbarry

Misleading thread title. I was expecting a thread about some newly discovered medical abnormality.

superfish

whats a cnut ?

Misticles

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

hell yeah


Misti Epic fail on your account.......

no no! was worn out after sexy time! I needed sleep :P

epic success :cool:

Kojak

kkat wrote: »

OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

Wow, looks like the Prison Forum has got a new member...

superfish

kkat wrote: »

OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

Such a gent I wanna be friends with this guy :rolleyes:

ejmaztec

Kojak wrote: »

Wow, looks like the Prison Forum has got a new member...

He got an instant lethal injection and never got to prison.

Xivilai

I bet theres some poor bloke nearby who has to put up with loud snoring and sex-noises

superfish

Xivilai wrote: »

I bet theres some poor bloke nearby who has to put up with loud snoring and sex-noises

ya it was proably Kkat

Kevin Duffy

I tell ye, it's no Brian and Ciara this thread :pac:

Kojak

ejmaztec wrote: »

He got an instant lethal injection and never got to prison.

That's a pity - he seemed like a lad that would work well in the disputes resolution forum....

Snowie

Misticles wrote: »

no no! was worn out after sexy time! I needed sleep :P

epic success :cool:

worn out that quick really .....


epic fail still.

RebelSniper

kkat wrote: »

OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

Speaking of sad cnuts

Misticles

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

worn out that quick really .....


epic fail still.

shurrrup u

ejmaztec

Kojak wrote: »

That's a pity - he seemed like a lad that would work well in the disputes resolution forum....

He's apparently been asked to sort out the Middle-East peace process.




which is why I've decided to build a lead-lined concrete nuclear bunker a mile under my house.

RebelSniper

Yeah KKat is the guy sorting Lybia out, he's also organising many raids on the Taliban...

Room in that Nuclear Bunker for 1 more?

B_Fanatic

superfish wrote: »

whats a cnut ?

C-nuts are a special type of nut you use to drill in sky hooks. If anybody gets that I will be surprised to fook.

RebelSniper

Whats fook?

The name of a character in Austin powers, the Twins Fook me and Fook yu

Now, What is /b/

Cork Lass

kkat wrote: »

OMG I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS BAD TILL I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE A SAD CNUT YOU REALLY SHOULD GET A LIFE GO OUT AND MEET SOME PEOPLE

Hey kkat. You should learn to show some courtsey. That was damned unnecessary.

B_Fanatic

RebelSniper wrote: »

Whats fook?

The name of a character in Austin powers, the Twins Fook me and Fook yu

Now, What is /b/

B_Fanatic means Boards : P I'm always worried someone will think it's /b. I just use the initials and fanatic in all of my usernames

LETHAL LADY

A wise auld man once told me that if you are awake enough to hear someone else snoring it means you have not fulfilled your day.







PS: His name was Mr. Pain in the whole.

previous user

Earplugs.

Phoenix Park

You doin' anything tonight kkat?. Single?

BrockSamson

lol at this thread who cares

dermiek

I can make no sense of this thread.
I must be a thick fooking cnut.