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would you go to a nudist beach?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭Show Time


    Great spots to let it all hang out.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Missus & I have been nude in Croatia, Menorca, Formentera and the Canaries. It's no big deal, really. Does feel odd when we go to beaches some places and you can't strip off. Each to their own but nudity is the great leveller; don't matter your age or size.

    As for the minority seeking some kind of thrill, that's not what it's about. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Been to Maspalomas years ago and went nude on the beach but only because I felt you had to because everybody else seemed to be.

    The idea that taking all your clothes off in public is a remarkable act of liberation (and that not wanting to do it means you;re uptight or prudish) is stupid though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    stovelid wrote: »
    Been to Maspalomas years ago and went nude on the beach but only because I felt you had to because everybody else seemed to be.

    The idea that taking all your clothes off in public is a remarkable act of liberation (and that not wanting to do it means you;re uptight or prudish) is stupid though.

    You must be an easy pull on a night out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Went to Spain when I was 16 and there was one at the very end of the beach. Wasn't secluded at all and some of the Supermarkets and other shops there were clothes optional ones. Was bizarre to see people walking around buying groceries bollock (or labia) naked. Getting my foreskin caught in a shopping basket was enough for me to never try it twice.

    Nah, kept my speedos on and from what I can recall, didn't get any boners while on that beach. The thing is, you just get used to it and after a while don't associate sex with nudity, they become separate in the mind very fast. Would say gynecologists have the same experience, doubt they get a hard on which each examination, unless the woman is a squirter of course, but they're only human at the end of the day.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Yes, why not?
    When I was a kid, all our summer holidays would be spent at nudist beaches, either on the Baltic or in Croatia.

    I never really get why people here are so utterly hung up about this? :confused:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    My one warning, if you go for a dip and the water is cold, there will most likely by shrinkage on the way out of the water. You may not be properly representing yourself to onlookers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Would it be better if we were like the Brits you see on Ibiza uncovered type shows getting them out any chance they can....**** yea baby - honk honk

    God, it always has to opposite ends of the spetrum doesn't it? No room in the middle for people to be happy with no clothes on?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    My one warning, if you go for a dip and the water is cold, there will most likely by shrinkage on the way out of the water. You may not be properly representing yourself to onlookers.

    Ah, shrink happens. It's not a contest or a nightclub...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    Glenster wrote: »
    Only an actual pervert could get an erection on a nude beach. In reality its incredibly de-sexualised.

    ...So is this post:(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,113 ✭✭✭optogirl


    Would I go to a beach that wasn't wearing any clothes? How can a beach be nude?

    ffs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Getting my foreskin caught in a shopping basket was enough for me to never try it twice.

    ouch!!:(
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Would say gynecologists have the same experience, doubt they get a hard on which each examination, unless the woman is a squirter of course, but they're only human at the end of the day.

    a squirter:confused:wha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭Cat Melodeon


    Stayed on a nudist campsite in Germany a couple of times. It is sort of liberating in that all of these people of all ages, shapes and sizes are completely comfortable in their skin, making you feel more at ease in yours. Maybe not for all the Adonois-like boardsies with perfect figures, of which most of you undoubtedly are, but for the curvier, saggier or downright misshapen among us, it's kind of nice to be able to expose some skin without feeling like a freak. I do sometimes still have flashbacks about the corpulent pensioners playing volleyball, but overall, it was a cosy experience.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    fryup wrote: »
    ouch!!:(


    a squirter:confused:wha

    Some women, in moments of er, stimulation, can generate amounts of fluid and... this is getting a bit sexualised for a thread about nudist beaches :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    fryup wrote: »
    a squirter:confused:wha

    .. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Stayed on a nudist campsite in Germany a couple of times. It is sort of liberating in that all of these people of all ages, shapes and sizes are completely comfortable in their skin, making you feel more at ease in yours. Maybe not for all the Adonois-like boardsies with perfect figures, of which most of you undoubtedly are, but for the curvier, saggier or downright misshapen among us, it's kind of nice to be able to expose some skin without feeling like a freak. I do sometimes still have flashbacks about the corpulent pensioners playing volleyball, but overall, it was a cosy experience.

    Do you remember me? I was the ball boy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    I'm at one now....



    sent from my iPhone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I've been to a nudist beach twice, and on both occasions I wasn't told that it was one until after we got there. The first was a place called Camps Bay just south of Cape Town, the other was Dronningmølle in Denmark, on the coast north of Copenhagen. The problem with nudist beaches is that everyone can go nude; so I kept my clothes on, since there are some things no-one needs to see ... :eek:

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 Hurling Mad


    Nudist beaches are liberating, nothing like swimming naked in the sea, so refreshing with no clothing to restrict the cock and balls. I often walk the beach after to get the blood back in the 'body'!! Only been on beaches in France so can't comment on other countries but Certainly never got an erection on the beach as not too many beauties to give 'rise', despite all the voyeur videos on x hamster etc!!.
    Did go to Brittis Bay once but nothing but perves walking round trying to check out all the cocks.Typical Irish attitude to a naked body, I had to leave as I was getting too much attention and put that down to the fact I keep the crown jewels free of any trace of hair.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 203 ✭✭Black Leather


    Going totally naked on a beach is one of the most sensual experiences ever. It is a truly liberating feeling to be free of clothing as nature intended. I have enjoyed naturism myself many times, so I would highly recommend the experience.

    Don't worry about getting an erection while you are naked on the beach and if you do become sexually aroused, well its only natural. Be proud of your manhood and don't be shy! I hope that you and your gf will enjoy your holiday in Croatia and that your visit to the naturist beach will be the highlight of your trip.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Going totally naked on a beach is one of the most sensual experiences ever. It is a truly liberating feeling to be free of clothing as nature intended. I have enjoyed naturism myself many times, so I would highly recommend the experience.

    Don't worry about getting an erection while you are naked on the beach and if you do become sexually aroused, well its only natural. Be proud of your manhood and don't be shy! I hope that you and your gf will enjoy your holiday in Croatia and that your visit to the naturist beach will be the highlight of your trip.

    One would guess he's had many he erection since


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