would you go to a nudist beach?

fryup

I've just booked a holiday for me and my gf in croatia, and looking through the brouchure i notice that they mention that there is a nudey beach just half a mile from the resort that we'll be staying in.

Now i must say the pervert in me is surely tempted to go down and have a gawk or maybe go all natural meself:)

But i'm half afraid to mention it to my gf incase she thinks i'm a dirty fecker, and i'm also afraid that i might get a "third leg":o if i see any fit women.

Midnight_EG

Rock out with your cock out :cool:

Dudess

"The Irish have such a prudish attitude towards nudity, they're really repressed" bla bla bla... Nah, some people just don't like getting naked in public - how unsophisticated of them! :eek:

Aoifey!

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Rock out with your cock out :cool:

Hang out with your wang out :cool:

questionmark?

Sorry but to give a correct answer we are gona have to see pics of your girlfriend.

hondasam

OP must be very easy to excite you.

Captain_Generic

I would go, and park on a nearby cliff with a telephoto lense...........and my telescopic penis

alchemist33

I went to one of them public naked/not naked/choose baths in Germany. Very liberating. Don't worry about the third leg - google "very fat naked people" and prepare yourself.

Red Hand

Would I go to a beach that wasn't wearing any clothes? How can a beach be nude?

WhiteRussian

I'd trim my man hair and walk around in the sun with my cock and balls flopping around. Liberating it would be!

tan11ie

Trust me you won't see any fit women or men for that matter.....

Suryavarman

Captain_Generic wrote: »

I would go, and park on a nearby cliff with a telephoto lense...........and my microscopic penis

FYP

Glenster

Only an actual pervert could get an erection on a nude beach. In reality its incredibly de-sexualised.

Captain_Generic

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Would I go to a beach that wasn't wearing any clothes? How can a beach be nude?

Once all the towels aren't covering its numerous private parts

MistyCheese

If you want to go along and participate in the nudeyness but you're a little gun-shy as you're a nudey-beach-virgin you could settle for a compromise. Cover up, but let your mickey stay out. Don't forget to slather on the Factor 50. And you can outfit your ding-dong with a classy little sunhat and a cheekily unnecessary pair of sunglasses.

And then pop along to the nudey beach later maybe, if you like.

Bluesteel7

Yea went to one a couple of years ago in the caneries. All I can say is factor 50 on your balls.

fryup

tan11ie wrote: »

Trust me you won't see any fit women or men for that matter.....

speaking from experience?

Red Hand

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Once all the towels aren't covering its numerous private parts

If that's the case, then I know of a few saucy beaches.

tan11ie

fryup wrote: »

speaking from experience?

Yes i *Ahem* stumbled upon a nudist beach a few years back and I'm still scared from what i saw

Dave!

I'd go, but just for the perving really

I like to look at old men's cocks y'see

pappyodaniel

Why would you need suncream, my cock and balls must have been sneaking off to the sunbeds cos they are way browner than the rest of me.
I have brown cock and balls and farmer tan on my arms...that's it.

holystungun9

Dudess wrote: »

"The Irish have such a prudish attitude towards nudity, they're really repressed" bla bla bla... Nah, some people just don't like getting naked in public - how unsophisticated of them! :eek:

That does hold up in a lot of cases, though.

TeddyTedson

holystungun9 wrote: »

That does hold up in a lot of cases, though.

Would it be better if we were like the Brits you see on Ibiza uncovered type shows getting them out any chance they can....**** yea baby - honk honk

Biggins

Would it bother me to be on one?
No.

Pace2008

By all accounts, it'll be less of the fit women and a lot more of the hairy, overweight, middle-aged-to-elderly German men eschewing all items of clothing except socks and sandals.

And just to preempt anyone who tries to claim all naked bodies are beautiful irrespective of shape - they're not.

Bottle_of_Smoke

Dudess wrote: »

"The Irish have such a prudish attitude towards nudity, they're really repressed" bla bla bla... Nah, some people just don't like getting naked in public - how unsophisticated of them! :eek:

I don't get it. Are you replying to something that was deleted?

Pace2008

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

I don't get it. Are you replying to something that was deleted?

It's something that inevitably comes up in discussions that involve nudism.

CrazyRabbit

Been there.
Done that.
Got the pictures.
Created a website and hosted them on it.
Got rich.

Ardennes1944

Me and 2 buddies went to g canaries last year. Went to nudist beach, everyone was just lying down sunbathing away...we decided to have a game of soccer in the sand dunes in our birthday suits....they were not impressed with our floppin around

2 stroke

Pace2008 wrote: »

It's something that inevitably comes up in discussions that involve nudism.

WHAT? A penis, where?

ardinn

Deutschlandfürimmer7 wrote: »

Me and 2 buddies went to g canaries last year. Went to nudist beach, everyone was just lying down sunbathing away...we decided to have a game of soccer in the sand dunes in our birthday suits....they were not impressed with our floppin around

Just thought id take this from a website for you

The sand dunes of Maspalomas are a favourite zone for nudists and the gay community – so do bear this in mind when strolling along.

Show Time

Great spots to let it all hang out.

old hippy

Missus & I have been nude in Croatia, Menorca, Formentera and the Canaries. It's no big deal, really. Does feel odd when we go to beaches some places and you can't strip off. Each to their own but nudity is the great leveller; don't matter your age or size.

As for the minority seeking some kind of thrill, that's not what it's about.

stovelid

Been to Maspalomas years ago and went nude on the beach but only because I felt you had to because everybody else seemed to be.

The idea that taking all your clothes off in public is a remarkable act of liberation (and that not wanting to do it means you;re uptight or prudish) is stupid though.

mconigol

stovelid wrote: »

Been to Maspalomas years ago and went nude on the beach but only because I felt you had to because everybody else seemed to be.

The idea that taking all your clothes off in public is a remarkable act of liberation (and that not wanting to do it means you;re uptight or prudish) is stupid though.

You must be an easy pull on a night out!

OutlawPete

Went to Spain when I was 16 and there was one at the very end of the beach. Wasn't secluded at all and some of the Supermarkets and other shops there were clothes optional ones. Was bizarre to see people walking around buying groceries bollock (or labia) naked. Getting my foreskin caught in a shopping basket was enough for me to never try it twice.

Nah, kept my speedos on and from what I can recall, didn't get any boners while on that beach. The thing is, you just get used to it and after a while don't associate sex with nudity, they become separate in the mind very fast. Would say gynecologists have the same experience, doubt they get a hard on which each examination, unless the woman is a squirter of course, but they're only human at the end of the day.

Shenshen

Yes, why not?
When I was a kid, all our summer holidays would be spent at nudist beaches, either on the Baltic or in Croatia.

I never really get why people here are so utterly hung up about this?

Boom_Bap

My one warning, if you go for a dip and the water is cold, there will most likely by shrinkage on the way out of the water. You may not be properly representing yourself to onlookers.

holystungun9

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Would it be better if we were like the Brits you see on Ibiza uncovered type shows getting them out any chance they can....**** yea baby - honk honk

God, it always has to opposite ends of the spetrum doesn't it? No room in the middle for people to be happy with no clothes on?

old hippy

Boom_Bap wrote: »

My one warning, if you go for a dip and the water is cold, there will most likely by shrinkage on the way out of the water. You may not be properly representing yourself to onlookers.

Ah, shrink happens. It's not a contest or a nightclub...

marzic

Glenster wrote: »

Only an actual pervert could get an erection on a nude beach. In reality its incredibly de-sexualised.

...So is this post:(

optogirl

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Would I go to a beach that wasn't wearing any clothes? How can a beach be nude?

ffs

fryup

OutlawPete wrote: »

Getting my foreskin caught in a shopping basket was enough for me to never try it twice.

ouch!!:(

OutlawPete wrote: »

Would say gynecologists have the same experience, doubt they get a hard on which each examination, unless the woman is a squirter of course, but they're only human at the end of the day.

a squirterwha

Cat Melodeon

Stayed on a nudist campsite in Germany a couple of times. It is sort of liberating in that all of these people of all ages, shapes and sizes are completely comfortable in their skin, making you feel more at ease in yours. Maybe not for all the Adonois-like boardsies with perfect figures, of which most of you undoubtedly are, but for the curvier, saggier or downright misshapen among us, it's kind of nice to be able to expose some skin without feeling like a freak. I do sometimes still have flashbacks about the corpulent pensioners playing volleyball, but overall, it was a cosy experience.

old hippy

fryup wrote: »

ouch!!:(


a squirterwha

Some women, in moments of er, stimulation, can generate amounts of fluid and... this is getting a bit sexualised for a thread about nudist beaches

OutlawPete

fryup wrote: »

a squirterwha

..

holystungun9

Cat Melodeon wrote: »

Stayed on a nudist campsite in Germany a couple of times. It is sort of liberating in that all of these people of all ages, shapes and sizes are completely comfortable in their skin, making you feel more at ease in yours. Maybe not for all the Adonois-like boardsies with perfect figures, of which most of you undoubtedly are, but for the curvier, saggier or downright misshapen among us, it's kind of nice to be able to expose some skin without feeling like a freak. I do sometimes still have flashbacks about the corpulent pensioners playing volleyball, but overall, it was a cosy experience.

Do you remember me? I was the ball boy.

phill106

I'm at one now....



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bnt

I've been to a nudist beach twice, and on both occasions I wasn't told that it was one until after we got there. The first was a place called Camps Bay just south of Cape Town, the other was Dronningmølle in Denmark, on the coast north of Copenhagen. The problem with nudist beaches is that everyone can go nude; so I kept my clothes on, since there are some things no-one needs to see ... :eek:

Hurling Mad

Nudist beaches are liberating, nothing like swimming naked in the sea, so refreshing with no clothing to restrict the cock and balls. I often walk the beach after to get the blood back in the 'body'!! Only been on beaches in France so can't comment on other countries but Certainly never got an erection on the beach as not too many beauties to give 'rise', despite all the voyeur videos on x hamster etc!!.
Did go to Brittis Bay once but nothing but perves walking round trying to check out all the cocks.Typical Irish attitude to a naked body, I had to leave as I was getting too much attention and put that down to the fact I keep the crown jewels free of any trace of hair.

Black Leather

Going totally naked on a beach is one of the most sensual experiences ever. It is a truly liberating feeling to be free of clothing as nature intended. I have enjoyed naturism myself many times, so I would highly recommend the experience.

Don't worry about getting an erection while you are naked on the beach and if you do become sexually aroused, well its only natural. Be proud of your manhood and don't be shy! I hope that you and your gf will enjoy your holiday in Croatia and that your visit to the naturist beach will be the highlight of your trip.