would you go to a nudist beach?

fryup · 12-05-2011 11:46PM #1

I've just booked a holiday for me and my gf in croatia, and looking through the brouchure i notice that they mention that there is a nudey beach just half a mile from the resort that we'll be staying in.

Now i must say the pervert in me is surely tempted to go down and have a gawk or maybe go all natural meself:)

But i'm half afraid to mention it to my gf incase she thinks i'm a dirty fecker, and i'm also afraid that i might get a "third leg":o if i see any fit women.

Midnight_EG · 12-05-2011 11:46PM

Rock out with your cock out :cool:

Dudess · 12-05-2011 11:47PM

"The Irish have such a prudish attitude towards nudity, they're really repressed" bla bla bla... Nah, some people just don't like getting naked in public - how unsophisticated of them! :eek:

Aoifey! · 12-05-2011 11:48PM

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Rock out with your cock out :cool:

Hang out with your wang out :cool:

questionmark? · 12-05-2011 11:48PM

Sorry but to give a correct answer we are gona have to see pics of your girlfriend.

hondasam · 12-05-2011 11:48PM

OP must be very easy to excite you.

Captain_Generic · 12-05-2011 11:48PM

I would go, and park on a nearby cliff with a telephoto lense...........and my telescopic penis

alchemist33 · 12-05-2011 11:50PM

I went to one of them public naked/not naked/choose baths in Germany. Very liberating. Don't worry about the third leg - google "very fat naked people" and prepare yourself.

Red Hand · 12-05-2011 11:50PM

Would I go to a beach that wasn't wearing any clothes? How can a beach be nude?

WhiteRussian · 12-05-2011 11:50PM

I'd trim my man hair and walk around in the sun with my cock and balls flopping around. Liberating it would be!

tan11ie · 12-05-2011 11:50PM

Trust me you won't see any fit women or men for that matter.....

Suryavarman · 12-05-2011 11:51PM

Captain_Generic wrote: »

I would go, and park on a nearby cliff with a telephoto lense...........and my microscopic penis

FYP

Glenster · 12-05-2011 11:51PM

Only an actual pervert could get an erection on a nude beach. In reality its incredibly de-sexualised.

Captain_Generic · 12-05-2011 11:51PM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Would I go to a beach that wasn't wearing any clothes? How can a beach be nude?

Once all the towels aren't covering its numerous private parts

Bluesteel7 · 12-05-2011 11:52PM

Yea went to one a couple of years ago in the caneries. All I can say is factor 50 on your balls.

MistyCheese · 12-05-2011 11:52PM

If you want to go along and participate in the nudeyness but you're a little gun-shy as you're a nudey-beach-virgin you could settle for a compromise. Cover up, but let your mickey stay out. Don't forget to slather on the Factor 50. And you can outfit your ding-dong with a classy little sunhat and a cheekily unnecessary pair of sunglasses.

And then pop along to the nudey beach later maybe, if you like.

fryup · 12-05-2011 11:53PM

tan11ie wrote: »

Trust me you won't see any fit women or men for that matter.....

speaking from experience?

Red Hand · 12-05-2011 11:55PM

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Once all the towels aren't covering its numerous private parts

If that's the case, then I know of a few saucy beaches.

tan11ie · 12-05-2011 11:55PM

fryup wrote: »

speaking from experience?

Yes i *Ahem* stumbled upon a nudist beach a few years back and I'm still scared from what i saw

Dave! · 13-05-2011 12:17AM

I'd go, but just for the perving really

I like to look at old men's cocks y'see

pappyodaniel · 13-05-2011 12:22AM

Why would you need suncream, my cock and balls must have been sneaking off to the sunbeds cos they are way browner than the rest of me.
I have brown cock and balls and farmer tan on my arms...that's it.

holystungun9 · 13-05-2011 12:25AM

Dudess wrote: »

"The Irish have such a prudish attitude towards nudity, they're really repressed" bla bla bla... Nah, some people just don't like getting naked in public - how unsophisticated of them! :eek:

That does hold up in a lot of cases, though.

TeddyTedson · 13-05-2011 12:29AM

holystungun9 wrote: »

That does hold up in a lot of cases, though.

Would it be better if we were like the Brits you see on Ibiza uncovered type shows getting them out any chance they can....**** yea baby - honk honk

Biggins · 13-05-2011 12:45AM

Would it bother me to be on one?
No.

Pace2008 · 13-05-2011 01:30AM

By all accounts, it'll be less of the fit women and a lot more of the hairy, overweight, middle-aged-to-elderly German men eschewing all items of clothing except socks and sandals.

And just to preempt anyone who tries to claim all naked bodies are beautiful irrespective of shape - they're not.

Bottle_of_Smoke · 13-05-2011 01:34AM

Dudess wrote: »

"The Irish have such a prudish attitude towards nudity, they're really repressed" bla bla bla... Nah, some people just don't like getting naked in public - how unsophisticated of them! :eek:

I don't get it. Are you replying to something that was deleted?

Pace2008 · 13-05-2011 01:35AM

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

I don't get it. Are you replying to something that was deleted?

It's something that inevitably comes up in discussions that involve nudism.

CrazyRabbit · 13-05-2011 01:52AM

Been there.
Done that.
Got the pictures.
Created a website and hosted them on it.
Got rich.

Ardennes1944 · 13-05-2011 01:56AM

Me and 2 buddies went to g canaries last year. Went to nudist beach, everyone was just lying down sunbathing away...we decided to have a game of soccer in the sand dunes in our birthday suits....they were not impressed with our floppin around

2 stroke · 13-05-2011 02:08AM

Pace2008 wrote: »

It's something that inevitably comes up in discussions that involve nudism.

WHAT? A penis, where?

ardinn · 13-05-2011 02:10AM

Deutschlandfürimmer7 wrote: »

Me and 2 buddies went to g canaries last year. Went to nudist beach, everyone was just lying down sunbathing away...we decided to have a game of soccer in the sand dunes in our birthday suits....they were not impressed with our floppin around

Just thought id take this from a website for you

The sand dunes of Maspalomas are a favourite zone for nudists and the gay community – so do bear this in mind when strolling along.

would you go to a nudist beach?

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