What would you do if you won the lotto

I`d buy any company I ever worked in, and fire any cnut who ever pissed me off.

Carbon fibre bones like the Na'vi in Avatar.


Oh and an Avatar..


The things we could do.....

-Pay off outstanding debts.
-Pay off Mom and Stepdad's mortgage.
-Buy Mom and Stepdad a lovely medevil vineyard in the south of France and furnish it with a combination of antique furnishings and chic/techy gizmos..
-Buy my brother a cosy little cottage/taverna in Amsterdam and subsequently, never see him again... :rolleyes:
-Learn how to drive and buy an original 1988 Delorean, a 1956 candy-apple red Firebird Cadillac, a 1960 Volkswagon camper van and possibly a Bubble Car.
-Buy my way into having American citizenship and get places in Florida, New York and Las Vegas.
-Set my best mate and her hubby up in a swanky apartment/house of her choice and give her enough money to ensure she never has to worry about rent, bills, medical expenses or any other finacial stresses ever again.
-Realize my dream of owning an outfit personally designed for me by Vivianne Westwood.
-Lear how to fly and with the aid of a co-pilot, use my own private jet to travel all over the world.
-Pay my father and stepmother a small nominal fee to be slapped with a dead fish twice daily everyday until they die or the slapper runs out of smelly fish.
-Hire Gok Wan as my personal stylist/dresser/ confidence boaster.
-Convert an old meat-packing factor in Germany into a house with a dungeon in the basement and fill it with Gothic art, Dahli paintings and barely legal blonde hunks in tight shorts and nothing else.

starbelgrade wrote: »

McChubbin, I do hope you realise that after all of that decadence & spending, that you would be broke & back at square one again?!!

But i'll be richer than God!

starbelgrade wrote: »

Your positivity is infectuous - I like yr style of thinking!

That's not the only infectious thing about me! :pac:

Thought of a few new ones:

-Buy my way into the Oscar judging panel and rig it so the most random, cheesy, offbeat movie of the year (possibly staring Rob Schnider) wins Best Picture.
I'd also have Robert Downey Junior as my chaperone. Mmmmm...

-I'd then bribe Shane Dawson into marrying me.

I would invest my money in sensible places and get super powerful so the goverment had to listen to me. Then I'd make them all resign. Then I'd set up my own political party with funding from my lotto win, and I'd get the best academics and the best brains in the country and pay them to work for me. I would get a mix of doctors and smart people to run the health sector. No mary harney types I would deport her to ethiopia for charity work to make her slim down. I would fund barnardos because they are great.
I would set up a scheme for college students to help out in new shiny homeless hostels and with children in barnardos, and with old people (I love old people) in return for grants for their education. I would change the leaving cert so its not one big exam but a series of exams throughout 6th year.
I would get lots of interest for my money and be super powerful! then I would run for taoiseach and pay mary robinson to come back to ireland and help us with human rights campaigns. I would employ a posse of body guards like in kill bill. I would also have an elfin posse of bodyguards dressed like the elfs in lotr and they would all carry bows and arrows ands travel everywhere with me. I would employ a makeup artist to do my makeup before public speeches.
I would buy a plane and learn to fly. I would make a tuatha de dannan fairy fort style fortress my home, and hold pagan dances around fires. I would have a massive library in my house with a ladder to the bookshelves. I would hold meetings with my cabinet at a big round table in my fort like in the knights of the round table. And I would have a stream flowing through my house with wild salmon. If only......

Woooohoooo

boobies

i would set up a blog

Pay off mortgage firstly. Then I would give some cash to my parents and sisters.
Then I would start buying really nice gifts for my wife and myself. Gifts such as new cars, holidays etc.

I would a little to all family members except for the ones that are up their own arse!