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Pub jacks at weekends

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  • #32
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Minstrel27 wrote: »
    Don't drink in **** holes.

    It might be a bigger ****hole than you think judging by some of the stories here.


  • #33
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Was at a prominent Northside pub last weekend, food and drink available, music and loads of auld wans with a 'slop on' trying to pull the young fellas.

    Anyways had a nice steak and onions trimmings and cold beers, so needed to evacuate the guts circa 2340.

    Into the cludgie,and confronted by total devastation:eek:

    Piss all over the place, a large turd languidly draped on the seat of one stall and if that was not enough, a fat fcuker in a light coloured suit sitting semi-comatose on the seat of the third cube, with gouts of scutter packed into his trousers and at least three bladder fulls of piss all over his front.

    Fcuking peg was still pulsing out piss!!

    Had to make other arrangements to 'cut rope, but certainly agree with the OP on the state of pub toilets at the weekend.


    Gross.



    How was the steak ?


  • #34
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Into the cludgie,and confronted by total devastation:eek:

    Piss all over the place, a large turd languidly draped on the seat of one stall and if that was not enough, a fat fcuker in a light coloured suit sitting semi-comatose on the seat of the third cube, with gouts of scutter packed into his trousers and at least three bladder fulls of piss all over his front.

    Fcuking peg was still pulsing out piss!!
    ^ Any student wanting to start a chapter on a religious essay titled '' What awaits us on arrival at Hell ? '' could do worse than use this as his / her copy


  • #35
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    How was the steak ?

    Quite good, juicy and tasty, and she sluiced out nice a smoothly after I got home, even though I had to hold her 'on the clutch' for a while .

    That activity can tend to make the 'round' a bit unstable and unpredictable but in fairness she 'cleared' solidly and sat nice and coiled in the 'trough' awaiting dispatch.

    Can't expect any more than that.


    Thank you for awsking:D


  • #36
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Twee. wrote: »
    I work in a venue and my god, the state of the ladies' at the end of the night is nothing short of disgraceful. Messy bitches!

    likewise. we used to dread the ladies at the end of a busy night. we were used to finding all sorts of filth including used tampons (there is a sanitary bin but they were hardly ever used) shit stained toilet paper on the ground, cigarettes on the floor and massive amounts of toilet paper just dumped all over the place
    the gents stunk of piss but was much easier to clean than the ladies


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  • #37
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    Nothing worse than heading into a stall and being confronted by pebble dash that would put porridge to shame. Usually with a mountain of jax roll stuffed in for good measure.

    Then check the floor for a pair of jocks that look like there was a melted Mars bar in them.

    the dreaded bangers and mash


  • #38
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    the dreaded bangers and mash


    Pub in town.... :eek:


  • #39
    reera82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66 ✭✭reera82


    I should not opened that picture.. Puked a little in my mouth :(


  • #40
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    Pub in town.... :eek:

    not strictly bangers and mash, more crop dusting and i bet you that was a monday club member


  • #41
    Kur4mA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,217 ✭✭✭Kur4mA


    ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FFS!


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  • #42
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    Pub in town.... :eek:


    Fúcking hell, look as though someone released the hounds before their arse even hit the seat.

    Surely modern art?


  • #43
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    Pub in town.... :eek:
    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    Fúcking hell, look as though someone released the hounds before their arse even hit the seat.

    Surely modern art?

    thats feckin gross... but its not a patch on the ladies loo in many places. you dont tend to get ****e all over the walls <- at least, not that ive seen! - but the loo looks a right state. this one looks almost posh

    i dont get why so many leave tampons n that. thats just lazy and f*cking gross. if theres no sanny bin then put loads of tissue around it and find a bin somewhere. but most places HAVE sanny bins. yuck.


  • #44
    cornbb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    'slop on'

    Does this mean what I think it means? Epic. Urban Dictionary needs an entry licketty split!

    Edit: never mind, its already there :D


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