There is no god- PROOF

Knight who says Meh · 10-05-2011 03:19PM #1

Let us take the premise that the Universe is intelligently designed for us by a benign creator. This is often used as proof of gods existence.
This morning I poured milk onto my cornflakes only to have a large ski jump shaped flake swoooooosh the milk clear out of the bowl across the table and even into the speaker of my radio
Why would an intelligent designer design this?
THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!

elefant · 10-05-2011 03:20PM

I put this down to a design flaw in cornflakes.

ceekay74 · 10-05-2011 03:22PM

HE IS AN EVIL UNMERCIFUL GOD

Rabidlamb · 10-05-2011 03:22PM

Clearest evidence I've come across yet.
Irrefutable some would say.

GrizzlyMan · 10-05-2011 03:24PM

sure it wasnt God's way of knocking off whatever sh1t was on the radio!

Wazdakka · 10-05-2011 03:24PM

Incompetence neither disproves nor proves the existence of god.

All it shows is that it's very possible you may require the services of a full time minder and should probably wear a bib at meal times.

Knight who says Meh · 10-05-2011 03:24PM

elefant wrote: »

I put this down to a design flaw in cornflakes.

But are not the cornflakes man made and is not man made in gods image?

knird evol · 10-05-2011 03:25PM

God was skiing through your premises and stole a box of cornflakes??

That doesn't sound very plausible OP.

stovelid · 10-05-2011 03:25PM

It's known as the Painters Radio Paradigm.

whiskeyman · 10-05-2011 03:25PM

If you were listening to any of the usual morning show tripe on the radio, it's a sign their clearly IS a God!!

_GOD_ · 10-05-2011 03:25PM

Oh yeah?

Wazdakka · 10-05-2011 03:26PM

Knight who says Meh wrote: »

But are not the cornflakes man made and is not man made in gods image?

Dildo's are also man made..

xoxyx · 10-05-2011 03:26PM

Maybe it's God's way of telling you to use natural yogurt rather than milk. Much nicer. God is good.

Badgermonkey · 10-05-2011 03:26PM

So the big bang was more Snap, Crackle and Pop?

J. Marston · 10-05-2011 03:26PM

Meh.

mcmoustache · 10-05-2011 03:29PM

Maybe God doesn't like you, OP. Were you playing with yourself while having your morning poo? I don't think he likes you playing with yourself and maybe this was his way of jizzing on you.

Knight who says Meh · 10-05-2011 03:29PM

knird evol wrote: »

God was skiing through your premises and stole a box of cornflakes??

That doesn't sound very plausible OP.

It requires a little faith I grant you that.

Badgermonkey · 10-05-2011 03:31PM

_GOD_ wrote: »

Oh yeah?

PM'd you with some 'issues' as my prayers have gone unanswered since circa 1983.

A**hole.

thebigbiffo · 10-05-2011 03:31PM

i thought there was no God because millions of small innocent children die of starvation every year - then i read this...and i'm sure.

Fizman · 10-05-2011 03:31PM

This will make it into YLYL anyway. One of those "Fcuk off Jesus" stories.

Overheal · 10-05-2011 03:32PM

Knight who says Meh wrote: »

But are not the cornflakes man made and is not man made in gods image?

To agree with the Theists for a change, Man builds robots in Man's image. We don't make them perfect or exactly like us. FFS man havent you seen Terminator? Why would a God create a bunch of other Gods that are as almighty or better than it?

Knight who says Meh · 10-05-2011 03:32PM

mcmoustache wrote: »

Maybe God doesn't like you, OP. Were you playing with yourself while having your morning poo? I don't think he likes you playing with yourself and maybe this was his way of jizzing on you.

I was wearing mixed fabrics whilst thinking about some nice shell fish for dinner. Also my wife is menstruating currently and I think we shared a chair recently. Im switching to toast:eek:

mconigol · 10-05-2011 03:33PM

Woops...looks like I stumbled into
the twilight zone,
Christianity forum ,
Athiesm forum,
Richard Dawkins Fanclub
the "Another Feckin Thread Envolving Religion - Hop Off Useless Religion Supporters" forum aka AFTER HOURS

envolve is a word!: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=envolve

_GOD_ · 10-05-2011 03:34PM

Badgermonkey wrote: »

PM'd you with some 'issues' as my prayers have gone unanswered since circa 1983.

A**hole.

I keep telling you, youre a very attractive man but your not my type. I had a relationship with a human 2000 years ago and they're still bloody talking about it!

sbsquarepants · 10-05-2011 03:35PM

Knight who says Meh wrote: »

Let us take the premise that the Universe is intelligently designed for us by a benign creator. This is often used as proof of gods existence.
This morning I poured milk onto my cornflakes only to have a large ski jump shaped flake swoooooosh the milk clear out of the bowl across the table and even into the speaker of my radio
Why would an intelligent designer design this?
THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!

You manged to destroy your radio whilst trying to prepare the tricky dish that is a bowl a cornflakes?:eek:
You'd be great on come dine with me!

mcmoustache · 10-05-2011 03:39PM

Knight who says Meh wrote: »

I was wearing mixed fabrics whilst thinking about some nice shell fish for dinner. Also my wife is menstruating currently and I think we shared a chair recently. Im switching to toast:eek:

You'd better start praying and begging for forgiveness right now. Otherwise, Job's treatment will look like fun compared to what God will do to you and your extended family.

thecornflake · 10-05-2011 03:40PM

Knight who says Meh wrote: »

Let us take the premise that the Universe is intelligently designed for us by a benign creator. This is often used as proof of gods existence.
This morning I poured milk onto my cornflakes only to have a large ski jump shaped flake swoooooosh the milk clear out of the bowl across the table and even into the speaker of my radio
Why would an intelligent designer design this?
THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!

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Aldebaran · 10-05-2011 03:41PM

mconigol wrote: »

Woops...looks like I stumbled into
the twilight zone,
Christianity forum ,
Athiesm forum,
Richard Dawkins Fanclub
the "Another Feckin Thread Envolving Religion - Hop Off Useless Religion Supporters" forum aka AFTER HOURS

envolve is a word!: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=envolve

Did you really have no idea this thread was going to be about god or religion when you came in here? I mean, the title is a bit of a giveaway.

mcmoustache · 10-05-2011 03:57PM

Aldebaran wrote: »

Did you really have no idea this thread was going to be about god or religion when you came in here? I mean, the title is a bit of a giveaway.

It doesn't have to be. Can we not just assume his existence and post some witty retorts?

I don't believe in him but it doesn't mean I can't have fun with the thread.

Knight who says Meh · 10-05-2011 03:58PM

Aldebaran wrote: »

Did you really have no idea this thread was going to be about god or religion when you came in here? I mean, the title is a bit of a giveaway.

I actually thought i was starting a tongue in cheek critique on poor modern breakfast cereal design. If i had known my radio dampening breakfast cereal thread would inflame such passion i may have reconsidered

and then done it any way

talla10 · 10-05-2011 04:07PM

Next time blast your cornflakes with piss.

There is no god- PROOF

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