at first, horney girlfriend

MagicSean · 08-05-2011 07:20AM

Is this supposed to be an unusual situation? All women between the ages of 25 and 40 use sex as a form of currency. You need something to exchange for it. Jewelery works well, as do home made meals. Alternatively just get her drunk.

marzic · 08-05-2011 09:45AM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Swing her round, lob a good hockle on her nipsy, and bunt a greased thickie to the root up the council.

Sorted!

thats what I was gonna say, that and "dump her"!

gbee · 08-05-2011 09:50AM

second attraction is the sex, some say the opposite but that doesn't matter.

Usually, after a while the girl gets broody, she wants to settle down and start a family [they all do], so IMO you were lucky with yer other frisky GF, what's her number?

stupidusername · 08-05-2011 09:57AM

If she still fancied you as much as at the beginning it'd be the same,or if she was enjoying it. My guess is you really are doing it wrong.

mattjack · 08-05-2011 10:01AM

Cochore wrote: »

Get a second girlfriend. Nothing like some healthy competition to keep the first one on her toes.

this should soon sort all your problems....

BraziliaNZ · 08-05-2011 11:10AM

oh come on people, it happens in nearly all relationships, when women or men become very secure they don't feel the need to have sex that often. Maybe try and be a bit more distant, unavailable, etc and she might worry a bit and want to f*ck you again. It's sad that we have to play these games. Or you could try asking her what's up?

North_West_Art · 08-05-2011 11:12AM

has she started taking the pill? It has this effect on the libido sometimes.

testicle · 08-05-2011 11:15AM

Blast her with piss!

Rocket19 · 08-05-2011 11:48AM

[Jackass] wrote: »

At least you know she's not a total slapper who lives for the c0ck like your last girlfriend, so if it takes your fancy at any point, you can have respect for her, and there's less chance of her being a sex mad lady who wont just be satisfied with one persons c0ck.

Haha. You're lovely!

Liam Byrne · 08-05-2011 11:51AM

Nevore wrote: »

An honest to Christ adult couple, would be waiting until married before engaging in sexual relations.

Honest to Christ, no : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments
Honest to Catholic maybe.

PK2008 · 08-05-2011 11:52AM

Pfff, rookie mistake all women pretend they're mad fer it at the start of the relationship- its to get you hooked and when you are... BAM! desert wasteland, plus heaps of guilt for having a sex drive

Dudess · 08-05-2011 12:06PM

feelingstressed wrote: »

Attention seeking thread

Yup. An "I like sex and have had sex" thread.

[Jackass] wrote: »

Tends to happen in some relationships. It's possible that when everything was new and exciting she was more up for it and also wanted to please you more...now that you (as inevitably every man, there's no shame) are her little bitch boy and she's comfortable around you, her ACTUAL sex drive has kicked in, which isn't as much as you expected...

Pro's: At least you know she's not a total slapper who lives for the c0ck like your last girlfriend, so if it takes your fancy at any point, you can have respect for her, and there's less chance of her being a sex mad lady who wont just be satisfied with one persons c0ck.

k_mac wrote: »

Is this supposed to be an unusual situation? All women between the ages of 25 and 40 use sex as a form of currency. You need something to exchange for it. Jewelery works well, as do home made meals. Alternatively just get her drunk.

gbee wrote: »

Usually, after a while the girl gets broody, she wants to settle down and start a family [they all do]

^^^^

Psychos.

Nodin · 08-05-2011 12:10PM

fairfcuk wrote: »

a question for my fellow men. I started going out with a girl about a year ago. at first she was mad up for it, i mean really mad for it. over the last few months iv been getting it less and less. nothing has changed in our relationship its great but when it comes down to business time its getting harder to get her knickers off. my last girlfriend was mad for it any time any where and we were together for 6 years and it never changed. im getting cold feet now as regards our relationship but im feeling she is gearing up for the long haul. any advice on past experiences? im sure there will be a few heroes saying ' your not doing it right buddy' but believe me its not the case.

You stopped washing too early, I'd say.

talla10 · 08-05-2011 12:44PM

fairfcuk wrote: »

my last girlfriend was mad for it any time any where and we were together for 6 years and it never changed..

Why did you break up with your ex if you were getting regular sex for 6 years??Rookie mistake

PK2008 · 08-05-2011 12:51PM

talla10 wrote: »

Why did you break up with your ex if you were getting regular sex for 6 years??Rookie mistake

nookie mistake

ShadowGal · 08-05-2011 02:23PM

Dudess wrote: »

You need to start drinking from the furry cup if you don't already.

True

You'd be surprised how many guys ive heard of that expect their lady to go down but are disgusted at the idea of returning the favour.

It doesnt bite lads.. pardon the pun

tallaghtmick · 08-05-2011 02:51PM

fairfcuk wrote: »

a question for my fellow men. I started going out with a girl about a year ago. at first she was mad up for it, i mean really mad for it. over the last few months iv been getting it less and less. nothing has changed in our relationship its great but when it comes down to business time its getting harder to get her knickers off. my last girlfriend was mad for it any time any where and we were together for 6 years and it never changed. im getting cold feet now as regards our relationship but im feeling she is gearing up for the long haul. any advice on past experiences? im sure there will be a few heroes saying ' your not doing it right buddy' but believe me its not the case.

you're not doing it right buddy;)

paddy0090 · 08-05-2011 03:39PM

It's strange that after a while in a relationship the lack of sex seems to turn men into stalkers.

Try being a little bit old school. Observe her movements, maybe buy her some chocolates or flowers. And when the mood is just right, club her over the head and drag her back to the cave by the hair.

superelliptic · 08-05-2011 04:25PM

Nevore wrote: »

An honest to Christ adult couple, would be waiting until married before engaging in sexual relations.

No..just, no! :eek:

Duggy747 · 09-05-2011 12:44AM

Hook, line, and sinker!

The trick for some women to pull you in is that they're "kinky" sexual beings, always up for it in the maddest situations. Plus, they want to try every position known to humans.

Once that honeymoon period is over it's nothing but "I'm not horny" or "I'm too tired"

Top that off with a how-dare-you-be-horny guilt trip because you're pressuring her and making her feel bad for the two of you not having sex in the past 123 years*

*Slight exaggeration

Your hand has become your sexual partner once again :pac:

Cathaoirleach · 09-05-2011 12:59AM

Have ye tried suckin' her gee?

Coriolanus · 15-05-2011 02:42AM

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Honest to Christ, no : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments
Honest to Catholic maybe.

“...because of sexual immorality, let each man have his own wife, and let each woman have her own husband” (1 Cor. 7:2)

“Marriage is honorable among all, and the bed undefiled; but fornicators and adulterers God will judge” (Heb. 13:4)

“Now the works of the flesh are evident, which are: adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lewdness, idolatry, sorcery, hatred, contentions, jealousies, outbursts of wrath, selfish ambitions, dissensions, heresies, envy, murders, drunkenness, revelries, and the like; of which I tell you beforehand, just as I also told you in time past, that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God” (Gal. 5:19-21)

"“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery. But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart." (Mat 5:27)

The Bible is pretty clear on the issue. Oh, and for the record, I'm an atheist. I've no idea wtf I'm trying to back this arguement up for but godamnit someone is wrong on the internet!

WhiteRussian · 15-05-2011 04:22AM

OP she is getting bored with your relationship. It's time to move on. Dump on her

FTGFOP · 15-05-2011 05:57AM

fairfcuk wrote: »

its getting harder to get her knickers off.

Apply butter liberally to the area. Dub her 'butterknickers' with your erect winkie.

senordingdong · 15-05-2011 06:13AM

pics or gtfo

Eric Cartman · 15-05-2011 04:26PM

just dump her mate, if she still wants you the honeymoon period starts all over again with her trying to keep you around.

Hookah · 15-05-2011 04:31PM

WhiteRussian wrote: »

OP she is getting bored with your relationship. It's time to move on. Dump on her

Nothing like a little hardsports to spice up the relationship.

old hippy · 15-05-2011 04:34PM

ShadowGal wrote: »

True

You'd be surprised how many guys ive heard of that expect their lady to go down but are disgusted at the idea of returning the favour.

It doesnt bite lads.. pardon the pun

I can't understand those who don't go down on their ladies; it's an absolute honour and pleasure to do so.

kudos73 · 15-05-2011 04:41PM

To the OP,

If your on here asking for advice from the likes of me....

Your clutching at more straws than a Masturbating Scarecrow!:eek:

charlemont · 15-05-2011 04:43PM

Dump her and get a new hornier woman.

at first, horney girlfriend

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