at first, horney girlfriend

fairfcuk · 08-05-2011 02:50AM #1

a question for my fellow men. I started going out with a girl about a year ago. at first she was mad up for it, i mean really mad for it. over the last few months iv been getting it less and less. nothing has changed in our relationship its great but when it comes down to business time its getting harder to get her knickers off. my last girlfriend was mad for it any time any where and we were together for 6 years and it never changed. im getting cold feet now as regards our relationship but im feeling she is gearing up for the long haul. any advice on past experiences? im sure there will be a few heroes saying ' your not doing it right buddy' but believe me its not the case.

chin_grin · 08-05-2011 02:51AM

You sound like an absolute gent. :pac:

mikom · 08-05-2011 02:53AM

fairfcuk wrote: »

at first, horney girlfriend

Mary horney, is it?

Logical Fallacy · 08-05-2011 02:54AM

fairfcuk wrote: »

' your not doing it right buddy' but believe me its not the case.

AH answer : I don't believe you.

Decent answer : This can happen in relationships, your are better off having a proper conversation with herself and finding out what is up and working on it together...you know, like a honest to christ adult couple.

admiralofthefleet · 08-05-2011 02:57AM

the honeymoon period is over my friend

get used to **** yourself daft like a chimp

winston82 · 08-05-2011 02:57AM

Have you put on weight since you first met?

deathrider · 08-05-2011 02:58AM

Have you considered the idea that you might just be sh1te in the sack?

enfant terrible · 08-05-2011 02:58AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40OJkypqiE

Dudess · 08-05-2011 02:58AM

You need to start drinking from the furry cup if you don't already.

LighterGuy · 08-05-2011 02:58AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the honeymoon period is over my friend

get used to **** yourself daft like a chimp

you watching me or something?

Kojak · 08-05-2011 03:01AM

Is this not a personal issues kinda thread?

chin_grin · 08-05-2011 03:04AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcX7BVddxSo

grenache · 08-05-2011 03:11AM

Dudess wrote: »

You need to start drinking from the furry cup if you don't already.

fairfcuk · 08-05-2011 03:11AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

Coriolanus · 08-05-2011 03:19AM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

AH answer : I don't believe you.

Decent answer : This can happen in relationships, your are better off having a proper conversation with herself and finding out what is up and working on it together...you know, like a honest to christ adult couple.

An honest to Christ adult couple, would be waiting until married before engaging in sexual relations.

chin_grin · 08-05-2011 03:21AM

Nevore wrote: »

An honest to Christ adult couple, would be waiting until married before engaging in sexual relations.

Eejits.

Son Of A Vidic · 08-05-2011 03:21AM

fairfcuk wrote: »

nothing has changed in our relationship its great

Well that's one positive, so there's hope.

fairfcuk wrote: »

but when it comes down to business time its getting harder to get her knickers off.

Assuming the first quote from you is accurate, then perhaps your now boring her and maybe it's time for you to use some variety. All going well, quantity should become quality.

fairfcuk wrote: »

im getting cold feet now as regards our relationship but im feeling she is gearing up for the long haul

You and your ex-girlfriend were together for 6 years? Was that a short term relationship then? You're with this new girlfriend for 1 year, so maybe you're giving yourself too much credit here with that long haul assumption?

Anyway here's the AH approach - buy yourself a sex doll. You can mount it whenever you want and it won't require much imagination or effort on your part. And if you think it's getting to clingy, well sure just stick a pin in it.

Logical Fallacy · 08-05-2011 03:27AM

Nevore wrote: »

An honest to Christ adult couple, would be waiting until married before engaging in sexual relations.

Was it not Jesus who said "You never buy a donkey without test riding it?" while stroking Mary Magdalene's thigh?

Fart · 08-05-2011 03:37AM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Anyway here's the AH approach - buy yourself a sex doll. You can mount it whenever you want and it won't require much imagination or effort on your part. And if you think it's getting to clingy, well sure just stick a pin in it.

Yer doing it wrong.

mikemac · 08-05-2011 03:39AM

Away with you OP, nothing but a troll
Oh, no coincidence that you gave your posts in a busy area like After Hours. When there are many areas like Personal Issues more suitable

Attention seeking thread

Coriolanus · 08-05-2011 03:42AM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Was it not Jesus who said "You never buy a donkey without test riding it?" while stroking Mary Magdalene's thigh?

Yeah, but Jesus was a "don't knock it until you try it" kind of guy. That's why he came down against bestiality in the end.

[Jackass] · 08-05-2011 03:47AM

Tends to happen in some relationships. It's possible that when everything was new and exciting she was more up for it and also wanted to please you more...now that you (as inevitably every man, there's no shame) are her little bitch boy and she's comfortable around you, her ACTUAL sex drive has kicked in, which isn't as much as you expected...

Pro's: At least you know she's not a total slapper who lives for the c0ck like your last girlfriend, so if it takes your fancy at any point, you can have respect for her, and there's less chance of her being a sex mad lady who wont just be satisfied with one persons c0ck.

Con's: You may want it more than she's willing to give it. If you're a lazy lover (yeah yeah, we all think we're great) then for her it's just you lashing it in to blow your load, what's in it for her? You might have to put in a bit of work and actually make her cum, maybe even before you even get inside her my friend, then it would be a bit rude of her to say no.

Best of luck.

Fart · 08-05-2011 03:50AM

[Jackass] wrote: »

Tends to happen in some relationships. It's possible that when everything was new and exciting she was more up for it and also wanted to please you more...now that you (as inevitably every man, there's no shame) are her little bitch boy and she's comfortable around you, her ACTUAL sex drive has kicked in, which isn't as much as you expected...

Pro's: At least you know she's not a total slapper who lives for the c0ck like your last girlfriend, so if it takes your fancy at any point, you can have respect for her, and there's less chance of her being a sex mad lady who wont just be satisfied with one persons c0ck.

Con's: You may want it more than she's willing to give it. If you're a lazy lover (yeah yeah, we all think we're great) then for her it's just you lashing it in to blow your load, what's in it for her? You might have to put in a bit of work and actually make her cum, maybe even before you even get inside her my friend, then it would be a bit rude of her to say no.

Best of luck.

:eek:

OMG Its EoinD · 08-05-2011 04:00AM

You're Doing it all wrong !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiq-LFMmKfE

pragmatic1 · 08-05-2011 04:15AM

After a while sex with the same person gets boring.

Cochore · 08-05-2011 04:29AM

Get a second girlfriend. Nothing like some healthy competition to keep the first one on her toes.

deco nate · 08-05-2011 04:52AM

easy answer,on the days shes not up for it,shag her mum too,job done:D

MyKeyG · 08-05-2011 05:17AM

AH answer: I think the 6 year relationship seems to have distorted your interpretation of the female of the species. Your ex strikes me as one of the .1% of women that suffer from a very rare chronic condition called stikadikinme.

Your new lady is like the other 99.9%. They're a bit like PC World in January. Special offer on top notch goods for a limited time only. Once they've reaped the benefits it's back to full price, it's only a matter of time before the goods are out of stock altogether.

Legitimate answer: Rope

lezza · 08-05-2011 05:34AM

give her a donkey punch always works

Jonty · 08-05-2011 07:10AM

Her sex drive hasn't changed, its just I'm riding her when you're not around

FlutterinBantam · 08-05-2011 07:15AM

fairfcuk wrote: »

a question for my fellow men. I started going out with a girl about a year ago. at first she was mad up for it, i mean really mad for it. over the last few months iv been getting it less and less. nothing has changed in our relationship its great but when it comes down to business time its getting harder to get her knickers off. my last girlfriend was mad for it any time any where and we were together for 6 years and it never changed. im getting cold feet now as regards our relationship but im feeling she is gearing up for the long haul. any advice on past experiences? im sure there will be a few heroes saying ' your not doing it right buddy' but believe me its not the case.

Swing her round, lob a good hockle on her nipsy, and bunt a greased thickie to the root up the council.

Sorted!

at first, horney girlfriend

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