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Your first question in Heaven.

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  • #62
    CorsetIsTight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭CorsetIsTight


    "So, how are you going to prove to me that this is heaven...?"


  • #63
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    :eek: I spent how much on alcohol ?????

    Does Bosco Exist?


  • #64
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,992 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    *pulls up in a hiace*

    Are ye looking for a nice pair of gates Boss?


  • #65
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    "Where the white wimmin at?"


  • #66
    richymcdermott
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    Jesus, look at the size of this line


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  • #67
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    So was it the drugs, drink or the hookers that killed me?


  • #68
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    This always makes me smile :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxprvrFQpiE


  • #69
    superelliptic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 395 ✭✭superelliptic


    Your names Peter?

    Im in the wrong room, sorry.


  • #70
    doomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 490 ✭✭doomed


    Does anyone have Richard Dawkins phone number?


  • #71
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Alright God how's your bollix?


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  • #72
    couldntthink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭couldntthink


    Do I still have to go to mass


  • #73
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    jaysus mam long time no see....what's for dinner?


  • #74
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    couldntthink wrote: »
    Do I still have to go to mass

    You dont have to go to mass now :)


  • #75
    dj jarvis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    So was it the drugs, drink or the hookers that killed me?

    the drugs and drink belonged to the hookers husband - he killed you


  • #76
    123balltv
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    Hey God wheres my family? I want to meet my Mother's Uncle
    who fought in WW2, my great Grandmother I want to give to give her a
    smack for abusing my beloved Grandfather just family no friends they all
    have their own families :)


  • #77
    vampire of kilmainham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    Thrill wrote: »
    Whats the meaning of death?
    there's no death your spirit moves on into the light into the spirit relems where it continues with a spiritual existance far different to the phisical existance of this earth


  • #78
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    vampire of kilmainham wrote: »
    there's no death your spirit moves on into the light into the spirit relems where it continues with a spiritual existance far different to the phisical existance of this earth

    No.

    That's a fairy tale.


  • #79
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • #80
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Just for the laugh, would you let Richard Dawkins in?


  • #81
    younge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭younge


    Wheres the man in charge - chuck norris?


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  • #82
    vampire of kilmainham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    No.

    That's a fairy tale.
    is that so now well you'll find out different when you croke it


  • #83
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    vampire of kilmainham wrote: »
    is that so now well you'll find out different when you croke it

    Nope. I'll cease to exist so I won't know any different.


  • #84
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    you are one sadist mother fucker, I know you were expecting a question an all, but Ill just go with that..


  • #85
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    How in the fuck did I get in here?


  • #86
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Question: Where's the jacks?


  • #87
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Im just going to get sauced when I die. Hopefully heaven aint got no closing time:)


  • #88
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Will orgasms also last for eternity?


  • #89
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Any chance when Jakkass gets up here you could pull on a turban and a fake beard and troll the fukk out of him?

    Cheers man, you're a legend.


  • #90
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,192 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Why don't you fix sh*t dude?? It's miserable down there!


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  • #91
    Lanaier
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭Lanaier


    Everything...just give me everything.

    From the big bang to fig-rolls, I want to know it all.


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