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Your first question in Heaven.

  • 06-05-2011 09:48PM
    #1
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭


    Ok, ok, so not all of us are believers but lets say it's all true. Toll with it people! :P

    You land up at the pearly white gates, and there it is, the answers to every question you've ever wanted an answer to, all you have to do is ask and an answer will be given.

    What's top of your list? (Apart from, "where's the jax")

    I'd probably go with "Where's Maddie?"


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  • #2
    bobmalooka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭bobmalooka


    themadchef wrote: »
    Ok, ok, so not all of us are believers but lets say it's all true. Toll with it people! :P

    You land up at the pearly white gates, and there it is, the answers to every question you've ever wanted an answer to, all you have to do is ask and an answer will be given.

    What's top of your list? (Apart from, "where's the jax")

    I'd probably go with "Where's Maddie?"

    Tune in to LLS next week to find out


  • #3
    Spunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    Does time exist in heaven?


  • #4
    Killer Wench
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    Hey! Wait a second... what the f*ck is he doing here?!


  • #5
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Whats the big chief really like?


  • #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Dad?


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  • #7
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    In your face darwin.


  • #8
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    WTF? I'm an atheist.


  • #9
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,567 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    WTF?


  • #10
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Are the virgins replaced or do i just get stuck with the original ones?


  • #11
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Whats the age of consent?


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  • #12
    gosuckonalemon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 730 ✭✭✭gosuckonalemon


    Where are my 72 virgins?






    (Although most catholic priests got there's when living)


  • #13
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Whats the meaning of death?


  • #14
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Where do you keep the alcohol?


  • #15
    gman2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,076 ✭✭✭gman2k


    Do the Angels put out?


  • #16
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Why do you have to make the bacon so curly?


  • #17
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Spunge wrote: »
    Does time exist in heaven?
    id ask what is the true nature of time, what makes one moment different from the next, and how the whole thing works, life, the universe and everything...


  • #18
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Michael Landon?


  • #19
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Where's that Jebus guy, has he any wine left?


  • #20
    Wetbench4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭Wetbench4


    Tell elvis to keep the fack away from me


  • #21
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,106 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    "Whats going on here boi?how did I get here?"


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  • #22
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Is that wimpy kid still around? You probably don't know him but there was this really dorky kid around, back on Earth, we used to pick on him all th etime. And he'd never fight back! Kept saying weird things like "I be not angry, I shall turn the other cheek, my child" and "Be I the Son of God, yay. Hear me and be saved, hurrah."

    I think some blokes nailed him to a bit of wood one day and just left him there. Don't know what happened to him after that. Ha, funny the things you remember, eh?

    Oh, and is Mary Magdalene around?


  • #23
    matchthis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭matchthis


    Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?


  • #24
    18AD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭18AD


    How do I get back to the real world?


  • #25
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Is bin laden here ?


  • #26
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    I have a bone to pick with a Mr. Darwin.

    That's not a question, though.

    I have a bone to pick with a Mr. Darwin. Okay?


  • #27
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    Is my old dog Prince here?

    Here Prince!


  • #28
    Wetbench4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭Wetbench4


    is their road tax here?? :eek:


  • #29
    Daniel S
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,533 ✭✭✭Daniel S


    So once I get past these gates, you can't kick me out right?









    quagmire_giggity_giggity_goo_RE_Sweet_Victory_DBGT-s433x481-38244.jpg


  • #30
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭rednik


    Where's the bar.


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  • #31
    Bykobap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭Bykobap


    Who shot my paw ?


  • #32
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    What's God's opinion on casual sex?


  • #33
    bad2dabone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,333 ✭✭✭bad2dabone


    Where are the white women at?


  • #34
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Where's the lube?


  • #35
    unclejunior
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 265 ✭✭unclejunior


    i wouldnt have a question. i'd get st peters head in a headlock and put it in between the gates and i'd start slamming the gate on his fcuking head


  • #36
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Why does God need my Starship?:confused:


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  • #37
    Cork Lass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,045 ✭✭✭Cork Lass


    How did I get here?
    :eek:


  • #38
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    here, wtf just happened? who are you and where the hell is the rebirthing pool?


  • #39
    TheBunk1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭TheBunk1


    Here, here.... Gimme a fag there boy, will ya?


  • #40
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Are sneaky fingers permitted in here??


  • #41
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Hitler, Cromwell, Queen Victoria and Bin Laden are there.
    When I meet them I'll ask "Isn't is great that God is so forgiving?"


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  • #42
    doomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭doomed


    Where's Clint Eastwood?

    "go on punk, make my day" - my arse!


  • #43
    dvpower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭dvpower


    phasers wrote: »
    What's God's opinion on casual sex?
    Theres confidence.


  • #44
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Were were you when the Big Bang happened eh?


  • #45
    PandyAndy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭PandyAndy


    "How's it goin'?"


  • #46
    MajorMax
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭MajorMax


    where's the bar?


  • #47
    hogflem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 378 ✭✭hogflem


    Doe's God realise that his name spelt backwards is Dog?


  • #48
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Do you think its okay to eat da poo poo?


  • #49
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,703 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    What's the answer to life, the universe and everything?


  • #50
    Orando Broom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    What was the helicopter used in the Bin Laden raid?


  • #51
    Daniel S
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,533 ✭✭✭Daniel S


    Ghost Train wrote: »
    What's the answer to life, the universe and everything?

    If I remember correctly, it's 42.


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