Your first question in Heaven.

themadchef · 06-05-2011 10:48PM #1

Ok, ok, so not all of us are believers but lets say it's all true. Toll with it people! :P

You land up at the pearly white gates, and there it is, the answers to every question you've ever wanted an answer to, all you have to do is ask and an answer will be given.

What's top of your list? (Apart from, "where's the jax")

I'd probably go with "Where's Maddie?"

bobmalooka · 06-05-2011 10:50PM

themadchef wrote: »

Ok, ok, so not all of us are believers but lets say it's all true. Toll with it people! :P

You land up at the pearly white gates, and there it is, the answers to every question you've ever wanted an answer to, all you have to do is ask and an answer will be given.

What's top of your list? (Apart from, "where's the jax")

I'd probably go with "Where's Maddie?"

Tune in to LLS next week to find out

Spunge · 06-05-2011 10:50PM

Does time exist in heaven?

Killer Wench · 06-05-2011 10:51PM

Hey! Wait a second... what the f*ck is he doing here?!

Mint Sauce · 06-05-2011 10:52PM

Whats the big chief really like?

My name is URL · 06-05-2011 10:52PM

Dad?

squod · 06-05-2011 10:53PM

In your face darwin.

Chuck Stone · 06-05-2011 10:54PM

WTF? I'm an atheist.

Cookie_Monster · 06-05-2011 10:54PM

WTF?

Oranage2 · 06-05-2011 10:54PM

Are the virgins replaced or do i just get stuck with the original ones?

KeithM89_old · 06-05-2011 10:54PM

Whats the age of consent?

gosuckonalemon · 06-05-2011 10:56PM

Where are my 72 virgins?

(Although most catholic priests got there's when living)

Thrill · 06-05-2011 10:57PM

Whats the meaning of death?

alwaysadub · 06-05-2011 10:58PM

Where do you keep the alcohol?

gman2k · 06-05-2011 10:58PM

Do the Angels put out?

WindSock · 06-05-2011 10:58PM

Why do you have to make the bacon so curly?

im invisible · 06-05-2011 10:58PM

Spunge wrote: »

Does time exist in heaven?

id ask what is the true nature of time, what makes one moment different from the next, and how the whole thing works, life, the universe and everything...

tony1kenobi · 06-05-2011 10:59PM

Michael Landon?

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 06-05-2011 10:59PM

Where's that Jebus guy, has he any wine left?

Wetbench4 · 06-05-2011 11:00PM

Tell elvis to keep the fack away from me

Sephiroth_dude · 06-05-2011 11:00PM

"Whats going on here boi?how did I get here?"

MistyCheese · 06-05-2011 11:00PM

Is that wimpy kid still around? You probably don't know him but there was this really dorky kid around, back on Earth, we used to pick on him all th etime. And he'd never fight back! Kept saying weird things like "I be not angry, I shall turn the other cheek, my child" and "Be I the Son of God, yay. Hear me and be saved, hurrah."

I think some blokes nailed him to a bit of wood one day and just left him there. Don't know what happened to him after that. Ha, funny the things you remember, eh?

Oh, and is Mary Magdalene around?