Things you've destroyed

davoxx · 06-05-2011 04:21PM

phill106 wrote: »

Many a toilet.....

time to loss weight? :pac:

ImpossibleDuck · 06-05-2011 04:22PM

Ah...when I was younger I put a shortcake biscuit in the microwave(so it was like it was freshly baked) and it went mental! Green flames and whatnot.

Didn't tell me parents and every day for 6 weeks when me da was making porridge in the morning it would stink up the house :P

gooood times :rolleyes:

I've also broken my fair share of ps2's as a child :P

Ouchette · 06-05-2011 05:00PM

I melted my boss's desk one winter after I got chilly and brought the portable heater nice and close.

Latchy · 06-05-2011 05:16PM

An old Sherman tank with an 88mm on the firing range .... :cool:

misterdeeds · 06-05-2011 05:26PM

I broke the shower door one day after opening it a little faster than usual
300e later all is well (expensive shower):-(

Spunge · 06-05-2011 05:28PM

Your ma's vag

Because she gave birth to me.
I miss you bro

admiralofthefleet · 06-05-2011 05:28PM

my bill grundies after many a hot indian

vampire of kilmainham · 06-05-2011 05:33PM

RachaelVO wrote: »

My mothers newly laid carpet. It was only down two days and I burnt sheet of paper a put a huge burn mark in it, right in front of the fire. I kept covering it with a rug, it took her about 3 weeks to find and when she did she went jaysus mental!!!!!

how do ya go jayus mental

holystungun9 · 06-05-2011 05:38PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mdwAkWvWMw

And yes that is the worst quality version I could find.

FlutterinBantam · 06-05-2011 05:47PM

ColeTrain wrote: »

When I was young lad I set my microwave on fire. Thought at the time that putting chocolate powder in for a minute would melt it, I was wrong.

I know a Boards member who decided to pour a couple of litres of oil into a car engine, ended up destroying it.

What is the most expensive item you've ruined?

Well, maybe not the most expensive, but I destroyed the ****ter in the O2 back when ZZTop were performing.

Had a full bucket of spicy chicken wings, Franks Red Hot sauce, chips and sides.The lot ....and the rest.

About half way through 'Sharp Dressed Man.' got a fierce cramp and a solid slip to the bung hole.

Made a bad mistake !

Billy and Dusty were giving it sock so I held her on the clutch.

Just after 'TV Dinners' she became urgent, hit for the shitters, usual delay, so by the time I got to the stall she was unstable.

Dropped the kex, and sluiced out a spray of scutthery pop that covered the surrounding area with a carpet of ripe fassy.

Checked later and the stall was cordoned off!!

big sign 'Area unusable' was standing in front of the stall:eek:

jaysus.

BengaLover · 06-05-2011 05:49PM

car (crashed x 2)
mobile phones (in washing machine x 2)
curtains (on fire, 1 pair)

holystungun9 · 06-05-2011 05:52PM

BengaLover wrote: »

car (crashed x 2)
mobile phones (in washing machine x 2)
curtains (on fire, 1 pair)

eh, you know that DVD player I lent ya? Well I kinda need it back.

mcw92 · 06-05-2011 05:57PM

when i was about 5 or that i brought the NES (nintendo), our auntie bought for us jus days previously, outside and filled the cartridge slot with either sugar or salt cant member which!
also remember breaking my sisters barbie house and car with a hammer outside.

ColeTrain · 06-05-2011 06:10PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stDWNam7RtE

one of the comments on the page

I love how, just as the shelves start to fall, he doesnt reverse or try to move, he just turns on the emergency lights on the fork lift.

Sort of a "The goggles do nothing!" moment :P

goodomens · 06-05-2011 06:29PM

I broke multiple electronic devices (I used to take apart a lot of things a child)
Loads of my Dad's stuff in the garage.

ShamoBuc · 06-05-2011 06:56PM

phill106 wrote: »

Many a toilet.....

Agreed.

Adhamh · 06-05-2011 07:09PM

When I was about six years old, I came up with a great idea, which to my mind at least, was too scientifically sound to fail. I could picture it being used for all sorts of mischief and great escapes, so I knew I had to put it to the test.

It rested on three observations:

1. On the staircase, the beginning of a step (the raised, protuding bit) was about a foot in distance from the next one.

2. If a straight edged object measured at least three feet, then it would rest on two points and be comfortably balanced.

3. If this straight edged object was made of a material that provided no friction, then because of gravity, it would smoothly slide down the staircase and come to a rest at the end

I put it to the test one morning by aligning a bedside locker at the top of the stairs and then letting it go. Obviously, it just tumbled violently down the stairs with loads of crashing noises but the it completely smashed through our glass front door.

I was shocked that my theory could I been so wrong, my parents were more shocked by the fact that I broke the door. Just to round it off, I got grounded, and we had to tape a cardboard sheet over the door...

KTRIC · 06-05-2011 07:12PM

A couple of towers

superelliptic · 08-05-2011 12:20AM

The jacks.

I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you....

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