Things you've destroyed

ColeTrain

When I was young lad I set my microwave on fire. Thought at the time that putting chocolate powder in for a minute would melt it, I was wrong.

I know a Boards member who decided to pour a couple of litres of oil into a car engine, ended up destroying it.

What is the most expensive item you've ruined?

Princess Peach

Got a bit angry at a laptop one day so I hit and broke the screen.

I have a fiery temper

kfallon

Me undies :eek:

Crann na Beatha

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checkyabadself

A Peugeot 306

Oranage2

-tried to fix a microwave with a hammer and well i smashed it up by accident.

- tried to chance a lightbulb one time and pulled the whole thing off the ceiling

stovelid

thecornflake wrote: »

In "your ma" before you post.

Fixed.

Knocked a sink of the wall in the school toilets once by mistake and broke some stuff at home but nothing major.

Chuck Stone

The Death Star....



no hang on.... that was a movie

RachaelVO

My mothers newly laid carpet. It was only down two days and I burnt sheet of paper a put a huge burn mark in it, right in front of the fire. I kept covering it with a rug, it took her about 3 weeks to find and when she did she went jaysus mental!!!!!

im invisible

went diggin for copper wires, to sell as scrap metal, ended up knocking out the internet in two countries...

Crann na Beatha

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ColeTrain

Princess Peach wrote: »

Got a bit angry at a laptop one day so I hit and broke the screen.

I have a fiery temper

Obviously a strong fist too!

checkyabadself wrote: »

A Peugeot 306

I said an expensive item

Saila

one of my guitars

Biggins

Can't say, I'd be up for war crimes!

Princess Peach

ColeTrain wrote: »

Obviously a strong fist too!

I'm a kickboxer! I've also destroyed skulls!

Snowie

my parents lives

jester77

One day as a kid my Atari 2600 stopped working, wouldn't turn on. I guessed at the time that it might have been a problem with the power adaptor, so I went to the kitchen, got a scissors and cut off the power block that normally would have been inserted into the electrical socket. Luckily it was a socket with a power switch. I flipped the switch, exposed the wires on what remained of the power cable, inserted the scissors into the earth part of the socket and stuck the wires in. Flipped the switch and I can't remember if the party happened then or after I tried to turn on the Atari 2600. Nice big flash, a bang and some smoke. And that was the end of my 2600

Einhard

My liver.

Was worth it though.

Forest Master

I put milk in the kettle when I was 10. Wanted to make Ready Brek for myself - milk was fine & worked great - kettle wasn't.

CrazyRabbit

Lots of birds and large blocks of concrete that were being used to protect pigs. Oh yeah, and I destroyed some of the pigs to.

Saila

reputations

mayotom

My Seat Leon Here the day before

Waestrel

Front axle of a nissan Navara. THis never would have happened to a hilux

spider guardian

Used to know a man who:

tipped over a forklift

wrote off a van by driving it into a ditch

almost wrote off another van by running a red light resulting in a car crashing into the side of it

crashed a van into a wall

drove off in a truck while it was still being refuelled resulting in the diesel pump being ripped out of the ground.

ripped down a set of curtains

Will I name him? I WON'T!!

krudler

My own sanity by working in customer care and retail, the public are buffoons

landsleaving

I switched the voltage on the back of a computer once, it wouldn't turn on so I thought that might help. It made a big bang, a lot fo smoke came out and it never worked again. Now I know about electricity though, so it was a learning experience.

When I was about 5 I had a remote controlled car with a wire to the remote. I cut the wire so I could make it go further. Then cried until my Mum managed to make it work again, no idea how.

I dropped a weight on my laptop and smashed the screen, credit card insurance paid to fix it though.

I also spilled milk on the keyboard of said laptop and had to just buy a new one at that point.

At about age 8 I managed to pull a sink off a wall, it landed on me pretty hard.

I'm sure there are more, I'm pretty accident prone.

celj

My mothers living room carpet!

Was rushing late for work,went to iron my shirt on the floor in the living room,as you do,ran off to work leaving iron on.

Mother rang me screaming down the phone that there was an iron shaped hole in the floor down to concrete in the middle of the living room!:o

sensibleken

the pelvis of any lady that dared

phasers

A Peugeot 206 and a GameGear

derfderf

Remember the cartridges for the commodore 64 had a sticker on them saying do not remove from the computer when it's turned on? They didn't put them on for the sake of it. I was heart broken. I'd just bought airbourne ranger too.

enda1

I destroyed something beautiful

CD.

my sister totalled a car by flipping it. (wasn't her fault at all though)

worst things i destroy are laptops (fan burnt out because i left it on couch/bed/fabric in general) broke the screen of another, it wont stand upright, one side completely detached.
dropped an external harddrive literally ten minutes after it was out of the box

i used to shove sandwich crusts into the VCR when i was a kid, but i dont know if that broke it.

one phone the colour green would appear on the screen and discolour it, but you could get rid of it by shaking the phone/banging it against something. hit it against the radiator and cracked the screen.
destroyed two phones at once going into the sea while drunk.

my count :
two laptops
3 phones
an external harddrive.

also the dog has chewed through charger wires, rendering them useless. kinda my fault as i should have been more careful as he is a known wire chewer.

technology doesn't like me.

that or i subconsciously don't like technology.

J. Marston

Numerous Playstation controllers.

Plazaman

My waistline

Damn you Bulmers (you tasty nectar of the Gods)

GavRedKing

J. Marston wrote: »

Numerous Playstation controllers.

This, I think I'm on about 7 in my nearly 15 year Playstation Gaming life.

Went through two PS3 Dualshock controllers in a month, once while drunk the other in a rage. 45quid to replace. :mad:

snugglebear

I remember thinking I was really cool when I was younger doing that trick where you flip your coat on over head.
That was unitl I broke the good sitting room light, Mammy was not impressed, sore backside for about a week
Never tried the coat trick since

davoxx

destroyed or improved?
accidental or on purpose?

i'd say relationships are the worst things i've destroyed ...

orourkeda

My liver

frag420

Myself and my housmates had a house party and turned what was a three floor dwelling into a two floor dwelling in one party by pulling the ceiling down on the third floor into the attic. Thankfully the house was condemned the week previously and the landlord did not give a sh*t!!

good time

frAg

Tubsandtiles

Saila wrote: »

one of my guitars

Three of my guitars

blackdog2

Tons of Gee

davoxx

blackdog2 wrote: »

Tons of Gee

then you were doing it wrong

blackdog2

davoxx wrote: »

then you were doing it wrong

I never said what I was doing

phill106

Many a toilet.....

Daegerty

I threw my phone into a petrol powered shredder after the ****ers at vodafone refused to unlock it

phill106

Daegerty wrote: »

I threw my phone into a petrol powered shredder after the ****ers at vodafone refused to unlock it

Interesting method of unlocking, how did that work out for you?

hal9000

RachaelVO wrote: »

My mothers newly laid carpet. It was only down two days and I burnt sheet of paper a put a huge burn mark in it, right in front of the fire. I kept covering it with a rug, it took her about 3 weeks to find and when she did she went jaysus mental!!!!!

Must....resist....afterhours.....instinct.....

GrizzlyMan

My dignity last weekend

Daegerty

phill106 wrote: »

Interesting method of unlocking, how did that work out for you?

The odd time I still find pieces of it around the yard

sherdydan

a nissan almera. Was always told I'd take it, or it would take me!

yupyup7up

a hookers arsehole