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What's the weirdest dream you have ever had?

  • 06-05-2011 04:37PM
    #1
    RepublicanEagle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭


    My most recent one was cycling on a motorway to Dunnes Stores, to buy tampons ( I am a guy ), in a toga with just my boxers on whilst smoking a cigar, did not make it there as I was beaten to death by a knacker with a mousetrap. (Yes an actual mousetrap)

    Maybe its a sign that I am having a mental breakdown:pac:

    Anyway whats yours?


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  • #2
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    I remember when I was a kid I had a dream where my bed was flowing swiftly down the stairs on a bit of a violent tidal wave... There was also something to do with sausages involved :confused:


  • #3
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...

    Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

    Mitch: No...

    Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?


  • #4
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    deathrider wrote: »
    I remember when I was a kid I had a dream where my bed was flowing swiftly down the stairs on a bit of a violent tidal wave... There was also something to do with sausages involved :confused:

    That makes it sound like you were wetting the bed tbh.


  • #5
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    landsleaving wrote: »
    That makes it sound like you were wetting the bed tbh.

    Does sound that way, but as far as I can remember, I wasn't. If I could simply turn off my brain till the alarm clock rings in the mornings, that would be deadly!


  • #6
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Ah Ted are you sure you don't want to go? ...





























    They have a spider baby


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  • #7
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I had a dream that an earth worm started living in my ear after the metropolitan poice raided the phibsboro church


  • #8
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    hmm, my head hits the pillow and I'm out for the count, I've never recalled having a dream.


  • #9
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    jester77 wrote: »
    hmm, my head hits the pillow and I'm out for the count, I've never recalled having a dream.

    That's a shame, ye don't know what yer missin...


  • #10
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    I had a dream that me and two of my mates were trying to sneak through the austrailian/south america border but we got caught because one of my friends made too much noise eating walkers sensations......


  • #11
    beano345
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    had a dream last night i was in my local with friends drinking, when a rabbit wearing a baby grow came into the pub and starting singing waltzing matilda to me i was in hysterics laughing in the dream and when i woke up this morning i was still laughing.i've had worse though


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  • #12
    Spunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    The only dream i ever have...is it the surface of the sun ?


  • #13
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Ages ago, was sick at the time.

    I had a dream whereby the virus inside me was holding a gun to my heart and if i tried taking anything to make myself feel better that it would kill me.


  • #14
    ninky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭ninky


    I don't remember nice dreams in detail but wake up chuckling or whatever when i have them..just remember the dark ones:eek:

    I had this recurring one about a year back..I'd be driving on somekind of highway and see a tornadoe in the distance, and i'm telling the driver to buckle up, check on the kids, but dont do up my own belt and then next thing, we're lifted up and i'm terrified by the thought that we're going to fall now...AaaaaaaaaaggGGGHHH*wakeup*

    (i've only ever seen a tornadoe in the news!)


  • #15
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I've had musical dreams many times.

    I'm excellent at lucid dreaming too.. which is something I recommend everyone try!


  • #16
    vampire of kilmainham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    RichieC wrote: »
    I've had musical dreams many times.

    I'm excellent at lucid dreaming too.. which is something I recommend everyone try!
    lucid dreaming??


  • #17
    vampire of kilmainham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    the worst dream i ever had was when i was young i was tied up spread eagled in a field naked and someone in a long robe with a hood pulled up was tickling me all over which seemed like hours it really felt real:eek:


  • #18
    Jim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    vampire of kilmainham wrote: »
    lucid dreaming??
    Dreams where you realise you're dreaming and can control your surroundings etc.

    I can do it sometimes as well, not terribly good at it though. I can fly and change the weather, that's about it. It's pretty tricky to do. If I try to do anything else I usually just wake up.


  • #19
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    I had a dream recently where myself and the FBI were were chasing Sideshow Bob around Cape Canaveral. We had to stop him before he escaped off the planet.

    Sounds odd now but in the dream it was deadly serious.


  • #20
    Bodhisopha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    I'd rather not talk about it. I was disgusted with myself.


  • #21
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    I had a dream that my father wouldn't give me the rice krispies i desperately wanted. He said he would only give them to me if I sucked him off, so I did.


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  • #22
    wild_cat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    Is it only me or is there nothing worse then someone telling you about a dream they had.


  • #23
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    wild_cat wrote: »
    Is it only me or is there nothing worse then someone telling you about a dream they had.

    it bothers me when is a perfect story... because I have never had a full start to finish story dream in my life so I always think they're making half of it up.


  • #24
    rob180
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 324 ✭✭rob180


    I often have dreams where i can fly.


  • #25
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    the weirdest dream i ever had was walking through a huge empty field in the mist and rain in the country. when i came to the end of a field i heard crackling noises and they were getting louder so i stopped and looked to see what was causing the noise.

    all of a sudden about 200 red crab like things clawed out of the muck and were coming towards me so i ran out of the field and walked across a narrow road. it started to rain heavy and there was lightning and i could see two country houses up the road a bit, and all of a sudden a lightning bolt hit the middle of the road about 6 feet away from me and a little human looking person about 2 and a half foot tall appeared out of the end of the lightning bolt and was bleeding and screaming for me to help him, but i couldn't because the dream was too real and i legged it and then woke up.


  • #26
    degausserxo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭degausserxo


    I have the most bizzare dreams. Two that stick out though are recurring ones I had as a kid..

    After I saw The River Wilde, I dreamt for months after that I was on a boat on a river with Kevin Bacon, and he was drowning me. I fúcking hate Kevin Bacon.

    In another, my mam was carrying me around the kitchen (think I was about 4 at the time, or I might have been younger in the dream) and I saw a slightly younger version of my mam behind the fridge (who shall now be referred to as 'Fridge Mam'), but real mam didn't believe me. I was sitting in the living room on the couch with my dad, looked out the window and the sky was bright orange, the witches from Hocus Pocus were flying outside. They came and took my real mam and replaced her with Fridge Mam, but nobody in my family would believe me that it wasn't our real mam. She chased me out of the house but I could fly so I escaped from her.. and went home. Witches came back and told my family that they'd give my real mam back, but they needed someone in her place so my family were like ''right, degausserxo, we want ma back, off you go!''. I was allowed one last day in the house before going to the dungeon they kept my real mam in, and spent it playing with two kids on my road.. they ran outside the garden and I decided to hide behind the front door to jump out at and surprise them, but the dream always ends with Fridge Mam coming towards me with a menacing grin, and arms extended towards me, cause I have to wake myself up. Terrifying stuff.


  • #27
    Smeggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭Smeggy


    Anyone else ever have a sexy dream and when you wake up you feel all tingly....... down there?


    Nope me neither :o


  • #28
    woodturner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 879 ✭✭✭woodturner


    I dreamt i was dead and i was in my coffin on the day of the funeral. I could see my mother walking behind the hearse and my aunt with her arms around her. There was people everywhere. I couldn't believe how many people were there.


  • #29
    woodturner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 879 ✭✭✭woodturner


    Smeggy wrote: »
    Anyone else ever have a sexy dream and when you wake up you feel all tingly....... down there?


    Nope me neither :o

    Can't say i have :rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • #30
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Smeggy wrote: »
    Anyone else ever have a sexy dream and when you wake up you feel all tingly....... down there?


    Nope me neither :o

    Great username!


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  • #31
    Daniel S
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,533 ✭✭✭Daniel S


    mtb_kng wrote:
    Ate quite a bit of cheese yesterday.... ended up falling from the sky with a danish professional dancer who toured with Rammstein (who I don't even like...) who had fair hair, tall and was good lookin'..... *edit*. Without hitting the ground, I then ended up back in my house eating cocktail sausages at a party. Then ended up on the by-pass (yea, the road...confused.gif) with the "West County" hotel in comepletely the wrong place.

    Definatly my wierdest dream.

    So if I eat a good bit of cheese today, will I get to see part 2?

    BTW, it was the cheap grated Dunnes mozzerella and I'm all out....



    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=71039184


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