Things you've destroyed

my sister totalled a car by flipping it. (wasn't her fault at all though)

worst things i destroy are laptops (fan burnt out because i left it on couch/bed/fabric in general) broke the screen of another, it wont stand upright, one side completely detached.
dropped an external harddrive literally ten minutes after it was out of the box

i used to shove sandwich crusts into the VCR when i was a kid, but i dont know if that broke it.

one phone the colour green would appear on the screen and discolour it, but you could get rid of it by shaking the phone/banging it against something. hit it against the radiator and cracked the screen.
destroyed two phones at once going into the sea while drunk.

my count :
two laptops
3 phones
an external harddrive.

also the dog has chewed through charger wires, rendering them useless. kinda my fault as i should have been more careful as he is a known wire chewer.

technology doesn't like me.

that or i subconsciously don't like technology.

My waistline

Damn you Bulmers (you tasty nectar of the Gods)

I remember thinking I was really cool when I was younger doing that trick where you flip your coat on over head.
That was unitl I broke the good sitting room light, Mammy was not impressed, sore backside for about a week
Never tried the coat trick since

Many a toilet.....

Daegerty wrote: »

I threw my phone into a petrol powered shredder after the ****ers at vodafone refused to unlock it

Interesting method of unlocking, how did that work out for you?

My dignity last weekend

Put my mp3 player in the oven to try and fix it

Gulliver wrote: »

Bit into a Megadrive controller. Like INTO it.

I've always found that hilarious when people get in a rage and decide to chomp down on their controllers. That brief moment where they turn feral.

Knew a guy who had a PS2 controller that looked like the dog gnawed on it like a bone, teethmarks everywhere.

Duggy747 wrote: »

I've always found that hilarious when people get in a rage and decide to chomp down on their controllers. That brief moment where they turn feral.

Knew a guy who had a PS2 controller that looked like the dog gnawed on it like a bone, teethmarks everywhere.

Glad to hear I'm not the only freak out there! My PS1 was the same. Managed to control myself (hurr) with the Dreamcast, PS2 and Xbox, though.