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Best way to die?

  • 03-05-2011 05:05PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭


    Death by snu snu is the way I'm hoping to go.....

    Whats yours?..... Light saber battle, destruction derby, hot dog eating record!!


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Quickly and painlessly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16 SJM


    Yes, quick and painless.... not too soon tho!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    A bullet to the head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Nuclear explosion

    painlessly vaporised in an instant and if your really lucky you'll leave a funny shadow on some wall or other


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Dying by death I suppose.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    taking as many innocent bystanders with me as possible.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    while getting sucked off by a 25 year old supermodel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Death by marshmallows.

    I'm yet to fully get to grips with the logisti... nom nom nom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    In your sleep.

    Or being decapitated by a razor sharp blade from behind that you didn't know was there.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    orourkeda wrote: »
    while getting sucked off by a 25 year old supermodel

    25?

    If I'm going to die, it'll be at the hands mouth of jailbait.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 130 ✭✭tonysea


    In a blaze of glory.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Either same way as I came in, kicking and Screaming.

    Or between the legs of a hot brunette.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭vangoz


    Nuclear explosion

    painlessly vaporised in an instant and if your really lucky you'll leave a funny shadow on some wall or other

    Thats called extreme shadow puppets;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    Drowning in beer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Either same way as I came in
    Through a vagina?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Either same way as I came in, kicking and Screaming.

    Or between the legs of a hot brunette.

    Just, have a seat over here. <takes out notepad>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    I hope I go quietly in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the people on his bus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    over dose on weed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Do you remember in Mario when jumping over the pipes and getting eaten by the ascending fly trap?!

    What a way to go!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    jester77 wrote: »
    Do you remember in Mario when jumping over the pipes and getting eaten by the ascending fly trap?!

    What a way to go!

    So a fatal acid trip for you then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    over dose on weed

    What become so stoned that you munchie yourself to death? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Either same way as I came in, kicking and Screaming. Or between the legs of a hot brunette.

    Xenia Onatopp must be your ideal woman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭vangoz




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    High as a kite.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    High as a kite.

    So....................lightning?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Shot in the face while using one of my wives as a human shield.


    Allegedly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Unpossible wrote: »
    Through a vagina?

    Well I am banking on the Hot Brunette having one.

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Unpossible wrote: »
    Through a vagina?
    chin_grin wrote: »

    Not Literally :rolleyes: Just the kicking and screaming part.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Well I am banking on the Hot Brunette having one.

    ;)
    So its really a form of suffocation once you manage to get your head inside


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