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Best way to die?

  • 03-05-2011 4:05pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭


    Death by snu snu is the way I'm hoping to go.....

    Whats yours?..... Light saber battle, destruction derby, hot dog eating record!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Quickly and painlessly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16 SJM


    Yes, quick and painless.... not too soon tho!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    A bullet to the head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,563 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Nuclear explosion

    painlessly vaporised in an instant and if your really lucky you'll leave a funny shadow on some wall or other


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Dying by death I suppose.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    taking as many innocent bystanders with me as possible.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    while getting sucked off by a 25 year old supermodel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Death by marshmallows.

    I'm yet to fully get to grips with the logisti... nom nom nom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    In your sleep.

    Or being decapitated by a razor sharp blade from behind that you didn't know was there.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    orourkeda wrote: »
    while getting sucked off by a 25 year old supermodel

    25?

    If I'm going to die, it'll be at the hands mouth of jailbait.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 130 ✭✭tonysea


    In a blaze of glory.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Either same way as I came in, kicking and Screaming.

    Or between the legs of a hot brunette.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭vangoz


    Nuclear explosion

    painlessly vaporised in an instant and if your really lucky you'll leave a funny shadow on some wall or other

    Thats called extreme shadow puppets;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    Drowning in beer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Either same way as I came in
    Through a vagina?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Either same way as I came in, kicking and Screaming.

    Or between the legs of a hot brunette.

    Just, have a seat over here. <takes out notepad>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,861 ✭✭✭stimpson


    I hope I go quietly in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the people on his bus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    over dose on weed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Do you remember in Mario when jumping over the pipes and getting eaten by the ascending fly trap?!

    What a way to go!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    jester77 wrote: »
    Do you remember in Mario when jumping over the pipes and getting eaten by the ascending fly trap?!

    What a way to go!

    So a fatal acid trip for you then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    over dose on weed

    What become so stoned that you munchie yourself to death? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Either same way as I came in, kicking and Screaming. Or between the legs of a hot brunette.

    Xenia Onatopp must be your ideal woman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭vangoz




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    High as a kite.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    High as a kite.

    So....................lightning?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Shot in the face while using one of my wives as a human shield.


    Allegedly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Unpossible wrote: »
    Through a vagina?

    Well I am banking on the Hot Brunette having one.

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Unpossible wrote: »
    Through a vagina?
    chin_grin wrote: »

    Not Literally :rolleyes: Just the kicking and screaming part.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Well I am banking on the Hot Brunette having one.

    ;)
    So its really a form of suffocation once you manage to get your head inside


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    by a US navy seal team


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭Karma


    peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers in the car :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    Saila wrote: »
    by a US navy seal team
    Thats another for snu snu so :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,400 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Hiding behind my wife.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 710 ✭✭✭TheReverend


    death by snoo snoo


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Either same way as I came in, kicking and Screaming.

    Or between the legs of a hot brunette.

    I remember the day well, you looked so small and wrinkly.


    Id like to go with a massive morphine overdose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7 catib999


    Yes, quick and painless.... not too soon tho!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Best way to die would be by suicide bombing the Fianna Fail Ard Fheis dressed as a giant chicken.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Unpossible wrote: »
    Thats another for snu snu so :pac:
    typical sailors!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    Saving somebody you love from a bullet.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 512 ✭✭✭tiger55


    Going to sleep and not waking up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10 Oddjaws


    odjaw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 395 ✭✭superelliptic


    Roydin' :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,333 ✭✭✭bad2dabone


    Getting your nuts bitten off by a laplander, that's how I want to go


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    bad2dabone wrote: »
    Getting your nuts bitten off by a laplander, that's how I want to go

    Laplander?

    Santa Claus?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,290 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    prinz wrote: »
    Or being decapitated by a razor sharp blade from behind that you didn't know was there.
    You'd feel that most likely, you'd feel like you were falling as your inner ear noted the change, you'd try to put your hands out to protect yourself but they wouldn't be there anymore and you'd feel hitting the ground. Not nice at all. :eek:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine#Living_heads *shudder*

    Nice way? O2 starvation while breathing an inert gas, preferably nitrogen.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I'd love to die with Dannii Minogue sitting on my face and screaming how much she loves me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I'd love to die with Dannii Minogue sitting on my face and screaming how much she loves me.

    Dannii is the poor man's Kylie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    be within a few miles of a nuclear bomb going off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dannii is the poor man's Kylie.

    I'd still lick her arse though


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